Koincidence

Koincidence is a poorly-understood process through which the use of ABS leads to situations of ridiculously exaggerated violence and warfare.

Although the incredible properties of ABS allow creations of almost limitless possibility, their very existence seems to warp the laws of causality and entropy in their immediate vicinities. ABS creations are surrounded by chains events so improbable or even impossible that they seem contrived by the universe's laziest satiric hack, expressly to arrange overblown situations of armed conflict and violent mayhem as efficiently as possible. Time travel, memory loss, evil twins, faked deaths, getting the same two cards while playing gold fish, etc - the tools of every modern soap opera and adventure serial are at the disposal of this mysterious force.