|Face meltingly awesome|
| Emerian Empire
Soluin empire remnants
In the beginning, the Phaleks were just normal minifigs, but with enemies (like any good minifig should have plenty of) called the Tals. Each side decided one day to kill the fuck out of each other, and went to war for 1000 years. When the Tals decided that they were tired of having their asses kicked, they set off a neutron bomb that ruined the whole planet via radioactive fire.
The Tals weren't able to withstand this sudden and devastating destruction, and were completely destroyed. The minifigs didn't get off any better, being horribly mutated into pathetic and floppy creatures. Luckily, their leader, Davidros, hatched a brilliant idea: he would turn these weird, flaccid mutants into hardened, hovering ABS shafts of death. Following this, they named their planet Cigaro, and began cloning the hell out of each other.
Later, Cigaro became one of three squabbling factions that held one entire planet each, that just so happened to be replicas of one another. Years rife with epic and fruitless warring passed, before the Vamtopians (one of the aforementioned factions) decided to unite the three Emerian homeworlds. First off, these dicks bought the Vaktovians with all kinds of political moves and a fucking lot of money. Then, when the Phaleks decided they had enough of these douchebags, the Vamtopians got all butthurt and sent wave after wave of badass Mercenaries and "professional" infantry at the Phaleks, and they eventually surrendered.
But after several decades, the uneasy republic was once rocked by the war. The Phaleks wanted almost complete control of the Emerian government, and offered this proposal to the High Council. Who of course veto-ed it like a bunch of dicks. So, the Phaleks launched a huge-ass invasion, but still somehow lost badly, with their home world being completely overwhelmed, resulting in the almost complete destruction of the Phaleks. But you can't kill all of them, because they're badass.
Thus, most Phaleks left Emeria, but some stayed. Cigaro is no longer Emeria, being its own state, and it has been left to the Phaleks, and in "peace."
Cigaro was later discovered by an army known as the A.R.C who shared some of their stuff with the Phaleks in return for an alliance.
At first the Phaleks were neutral in this war, but then they saw that Valoros joined the Danish which caused the Phaleks to side with Empyra.
In another conflict on a planet called Soluin, Phalek invaders allied with the Imperial faction and began to mine the planet in search of a precious metal called Phalekanium, Enslaving massive amounts of Rebels.
When the Phaleks see a planet, this is how they proceed:
1)Is it Yellow?
2)Is it friendly?
3)Are they of any use to us?
If the answer to any of these questions is no, an A.R.C. dropship will fly down and install a Transmat station and start transmatting obscene amounts of Phaleks onto the surface.
Once A planet is conquered(or before, depending on how dangerous the inhabitants are) the planet Is teleported into the special out of Sync with the rest of the Brikverse zone, to find out more, visit the Cigaro page.
A new Phalek is created by being cloned from an already existing Phalek, the new Embryo spends a relative amount of time locked in a Vat of nutrients, before being put into his travel machine
The next few days are spent training and stuff. Due to that fact that the A.R.C. is always doing the work on their planet, the Phaleks quickly enroll in some sort of military platoon.
Notable Phalek battles
soluin: enslavement of Rebels and Dark age members caused a massive Assault on an Imperial base. The attack was thwarted at the cost of the entire defense force and several delegates