King of the Hill

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The King of the Hill Thread was started in the early [[R. 2,009|2,009th G.R.]] by [[Ross Varn]], and was quickly moved to the 'threads that are dumb' section of the forum, due to the overbearing amount of [[dimmies]] and [[shitgoats]] it attracted. Not all of it was idiotic and retarded, however, for from it came the [[Order Against Trianglisim]], and the known history of [[Fico]]. The battle for the hilltop kingdom is still quite active but is governed by single rule; that is, that if the hill is attempted to be altered in the slightest or destroyed in any way, means, or path of logic, the poster in question is hunted down and dragged to black hell filled with corpses and lubricated hamsters by the Ruthless Chuck and Mr. T.
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{{Battle|type=Battle|name=King of the Hill|start=[[BR 2,009]]|finish=Indeterminate|host=[[Ross Varn]]|players=Ultimately Everyone|results=Eternal Battle|threads=Hidden Forum 14
Resistance is futile.
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Also, there is a indestructable bar made of [[OT]] not to far from The Hill, which happens to be owned by [[Rody]].
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{{Location|name=The Hill|image=Blankloc1.jpg|type=Battlefield|position=Central [[BrikVerse]]|resources=Endless Battle|controller=The BrikVerse|inhabitants=BrikWarriors|keylocations=[[The Four Rums]]}}
If you would care to participate in the battle or simply spectate, press five now or click [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=1907| here].
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The King of the Hill Thread was started in early [[BR 2,009]] by [[Ross Varn]], and was quickly moved to the 'threads that are dumb' section of the forum, due to the overbearing amount of [[dimmies]] and [[shitgoats]] it attracted. Not all of it was idiotic and retarded, however, for from it came the [[Order Against Trianglisim]], and the known history of [[Fico]]. [[Warhead]] wrote the law that governed the battle for the hilltop kingdom and it was spake thus:
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''The Hill is indestructible and unmovable and exists in all space, times, dimensions, existences and realities or anything else some clever bastard later thinks up. It may NEVER be moved. It may NEVER be destroyed. Those attempting such shoddy practices as to tamper with the fabric of reality in an attempt to manipulate The Hill in such ways will be punished, yes that also includes becoming the Hill as a corporeal entity. This punishment is immediate and can not be avoided once summoned. The guilty party's are immediately seized by Dapper ChukkNoris and Mr T who drag them into a dark sound proof room, each is carrying a bag of greased up hamsters and a tin of lube and the perpetrator shall be made to ware the lederhosen of shame with the bottom part cut out. Just what goes on after the door closes is probably something we don't want to dwell on. Suffice to say that before long the guilty are very, very... sorry.''
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The King of the Hill will remain forever active it seems, it's true ending shrouded in mystery, as it has been moved to the Hidden Forum 14.  It has become an Eternal Battle, a quintessential BrikWarsian piece of [[Kanon]]. Though the thread is gone, for most intents and purposes in the [http://www.brikwars.com/forums/index.php IRL Forum], the in-universe narrative persists as per Warhead's Law, unending and unalterable. The battle itself is related to several canonical locations.  Naturally, it is tied to [[The Hill]] itself, as well as [[Rody]]'s bar, a place called [[The Four Rums]], which sits, indestructible, atop The Hill.  It is also passingly related to the [[Battle Plates of Ragnablok]], in that the Plates have always wanted to claim the battle as its own, so similar are their natures.  Warhead's Law prevents this, of course, and so The Hill remains one of the less than a handful of places that ignores the BrikVersal [[Rekonstruktion]] Reality and exists consistently across space time.
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[[Category:History and Chronology]]

Latest revision as of 00:41, 9 February 2014

King of the Hill
Epic 1280.jpg
Battle

Started: BR 2,009

Finished: Indeterminate

Hosted By: Ross Varn

Campaign
N/A
Players
Ultimately Everyone
Results
Eternal Battle
Forum Threads
Hidden Forum 14
The Hill
Blankloc1.jpg
Battlefield
Position
Central BrikVerse
Size
Unknown
Key Resources
Endless Battle
Controlled By
The BrikVerse
Inhabitants
BrikWarriors
Key Locations
The Four Rums

The King of the Hill Thread was started in early BR 2,009 by Ross Varn, and was quickly moved to the 'threads that are dumb' section of the forum, due to the overbearing amount of dimmies and shitgoats it attracted. Not all of it was idiotic and retarded, however, for from it came the Order Against Trianglisim, and the known history of Fico. Warhead wrote the law that governed the battle for the hilltop kingdom and it was spake thus:



The Hill is indestructible and unmovable and exists in all space, times, dimensions, existences and realities or anything else some clever bastard later thinks up. It may NEVER be moved. It may NEVER be destroyed. Those attempting such shoddy practices as to tamper with the fabric of reality in an attempt to manipulate The Hill in such ways will be punished, yes that also includes becoming the Hill as a corporeal entity. This punishment is immediate and can not be avoided once summoned. The guilty party's are immediately seized by Dapper ChukkNoris and Mr T who drag them into a dark sound proof room, each is carrying a bag of greased up hamsters and a tin of lube and the perpetrator shall be made to ware the lederhosen of shame with the bottom part cut out. Just what goes on after the door closes is probably something we don't want to dwell on. Suffice to say that before long the guilty are very, very... sorry.



The King of the Hill will remain forever active it seems, it's true ending shrouded in mystery, as it has been moved to the Hidden Forum 14. It has become an Eternal Battle, a quintessential BrikWarsian piece of Kanon. Though the thread is gone, for most intents and purposes in the IRL Forum, the in-universe narrative persists as per Warhead's Law, unending and unalterable. The battle itself is related to several canonical locations. Naturally, it is tied to The Hill itself, as well as Rody's bar, a place called The Four Rums, which sits, indestructible, atop The Hill. It is also passingly related to the Battle Plates of Ragnablok, in that the Plates have always wanted to claim the battle as its own, so similar are their natures. Warhead's Law prevents this, of course, and so The Hill remains one of the less than a handful of places that ignores the BrikVersal Rekonstruktion Reality and exists consistently across space time.

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