Difference between revisions of "Pedo's School"
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+ | We used to be the number one high school in teh USA before a bunch of texas ruffians pushed us off. | ||
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+ | Taking AP Calculus BC is totally cooler than hooking up with someone- you're considered cooler the earlier you take it. AP Computer Science is better than sex. | ||
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+ | '''Lesson Three: ''' | ||
+ | After taking AP Biology and AP Chemistry, one is eligible to take a college-level course named "Orgy" Chemistry. | ||
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+ | '''Lesson Four: ''' | ||
+ | There are weird fellow students stalking me even though I'm two years younger. Strange. | ||
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+ | '''Notable Figures: ''' | ||
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+ | ''colette's Biology Teacher:'' | ||
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+ | Quotes: "My sex life is none of your business, and neither is yours. Hopefully." | ||
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+ | "And when you're 50 years old and have to take your digital prostate exam, you'll think of me." | ||
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+ | "*stuff about prostate exams*...and then you feel violated." | ||
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+ | "Biology is all about sex and violence, which is over sex." | ||
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+ | ''colette's Chemistry Teacher:'' | ||
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+ | Testimonial from student: "I learned about sigfigs in chemistry class today. The teacher even told us about a kid who made an improvised flamethrower in his class 31 years ago. He also said up until a few years ago he would randomly light tables on fire during labs to test the students' ability to use a fire extinguisher. He's even going to get a cat eyeball and dump it in acid for teh lulz and warn us to wear safety goggles all the time. Last class he told us about tracing phone calls, hiding a dead body, and hot wiring a car. There's a reason why he's called the best chemistry teacher." |
Revision as of 16:26, 15 September 2012
Lesson One: We used to be the number one high school in teh USA before a bunch of texas ruffians pushed us off.
Lesson Two: Taking AP Calculus BC is totally cooler than hooking up with someone- you're considered cooler the earlier you take it. AP Computer Science is better than sex.
Lesson Three: After taking AP Biology and AP Chemistry, one is eligible to take a college-level course named "Orgy" Chemistry.
Lesson Four: There are weird fellow students stalking me even though I'm two years younger. Strange.
Notable Figures:
colette's Biology Teacher:
Quotes: "My sex life is none of your business, and neither is yours. Hopefully."
"And when you're 50 years old and have to take your digital prostate exam, you'll think of me."
"*stuff about prostate exams*...and then you feel violated."
"Biology is all about sex and violence, which is over sex."
colette's Chemistry Teacher:
Testimonial from student: "I learned about sigfigs in chemistry class today. The teacher even told us about a kid who made an improvised flamethrower in his class 31 years ago. He also said up until a few years ago he would randomly light tables on fire during labs to test the students' ability to use a fire extinguisher. He's even going to get a cat eyeball and dump it in acid for teh lulz and warn us to wear safety goggles all the time. Last class he told us about tracing phone calls, hiding a dead body, and hot wiring a car. There's a reason why he's called the best chemistry teacher."