The UnMortal
The UnMortal is a story in the Immortal War storyline, told by Stubby in BR 2,011 Forum Thread. It tells the story of PedoNuker's arrival in the BrikVerse from the Nega-NegaVerse, and his first scheme to troll Warhead.
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Act I: The Immortal Afterlife
"WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHO --"
"Awake at last. Welcome to the Afterlife!"
"Allow me to introduce myself. My na- - URK"
"Fuck you and your Afterlife, I'm Immortal."
"Huh, I hit him so hard he disintegrated. Now where the hell am I?"
"Suburbs as far as the eye can see. Looks like I'll be conquering my way out as usual."
"Immortals had an Afterlife too, once, until your Emperor invaded and destroyed it. What little remained was too weak to contain an Immortal's soul. But... I've fixed it!"
"Peachshit, to invade an afterlife He would have had to die first. Never happened! Anyway didn't I just kill you?"
"Of course you killed me! It's the Afterlife! Where am I going to go, Detroit?"
"I'd rip your face off if you had one, just to find the source of neverending bullshit streaming from your mouth. I'm not dead, just lost."
"I'm not strong enough yet to collect a full-strength Immortal soul. But I can gather your lost soul shards as they die, and bring them here to recombine them. Soon there'll be more of your soul here than in the original Warhead, and the rest of him will flow here naturally."
"I AM the original Warhead, shit-for-brains! I'm not a shard, and I'm not dead!"
"All shards think that. You were thousands of shards with thousands of deaths to remember, no wonder you've forgotten the details. But no need to worry about that! You're in the Afterlife now, you should stop and consider the advantages!"
"Welcome . . . to Momville??"
"Yes, Momville! The houses you saw in the distance are for moms. All the moms in the universe end up here, if they're hot enough. You see, in order to balance - "
"Enough talk! We can finish this conversation later. MUCH later!"
"Of course! We have all the time in the universe!"
