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Previous Turn: https://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=18206&p=363846#p363846 Turn 3 Apologies for the delay, that boring real life thing got a bit hectic for awhile. Initiative Order: Kobolds Hogs Karen Redcoats Copyright Empire Kilts Kobolds https://i.imgur.com/YcK144G.jpg "HEYMOUNTAINSTO...

Previous Turn: https://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=18206&p=363783#p363783 Turn 2 Initiative Order as decreed by almighty dice: Kilts Redcoats Kobolds Copyright Empire Karen Hogs Kilts https://i.imgur.com/GAJktXB.jpg "Oy laddy, ye look like ye cud use one of these gun things." "Sure, dae...

Turn 1 https://i.imgur.com/wsZNyoF.jpg?1 Super funky dice are used to determine turn order: Copyright Empire Kobolds Kilts Karen Redcoats Copyright Empire https://i.imgur.com/df7sVMe.jpg?1 The squad leader for the Copyright Empire pulls out a quill and paper. You know it's serious when they use a q...

Waiting on orders from ProfSrlojohn, then I can do turn 1.

ninja_bait wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:58 am

Not sure if Bruce Wallace is brilliant or a missed opportunity to name him Wayne the Bruce

You have no idea how long I agonized over whether to emphasize "Wallace" or "The Bruce" for the William Wallace/Robert The Bruce/Bruce Wayne decision. It was seconds even.

Screech wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:33 pm

just throw me in as a secret faction if you can be bothered to

Sure. Why not. You'll show up at the end of turn 1 or 2 (Depending on how much actually happens on turn 1)

Alright, Kobolds to Space Bunny. So let's get orders in for this weekend if possible.

Turn order will be random each round as determined by the ALMIGHTY D5! Everyone knows that biome intersections are straight lines and instant changes. If you're not careful when walking through a nice warm desert, suddenly you find yourself in freezing cold snow. Around a totally-not-suspiciously-sm...

If Dahir Insaat has taught me anything, it's that one should always expect a fruit truck to be a weapon in disguise. Usually quadcopters but spooky pumpkin men also works.

The thought of trolls teleporting in being so common that one keeps a laser gun beside their computer is mildly concerning. And fantastic.

Food_Truk wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:55 pm

no concept of 'overkill'

The term you're looking for is "The correct kind of kill". Which is what this is.

Food_Truk wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 25, 2020 3:15 pm

Appealing to the fujoshi crowd, I see.

I have no idea what you are talking about about "appealing to a crowd". I am merely reporting on the factual events of the immediate aftermath of Ragnablok.

What do a bunch of Quantumsurfers do after a battle that destroys the universe? https://i.imgur.com/LPGQHoF.jpg?1 Why, go to the beach of course! https://i.imgur.com/e521whl.jpg?1 It's a bathing suit isn't it? https://i.imgur.com/VQkdMXC.jpg?1 Just staring out, thoughtfully. The thoughts are probabl...

Beautifully trippy.

"Um yes, Hrokar the completely inadequate Dwarf here with Rock News... this 'weird cloud stuff that gives you majestic facial hair', do you happen to have any of it left? Asking for a uuuhhh friend."