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by Gorvoslov
Thu Nov 09, 2023 12:47 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: [HH23] The Arbour Harbour
Replies: 4
Views: 609

Re: [HH23] The Arbour Harbour

As a small update, Eh Leck has informed me he would like to also include his report on what happened. He's been working real hard on his handwriting and spelling and even risked including a couple words, so please don't steal those words from his brain, or he will be stuck awkwardly yelling "KA-!" a...
by Gorvoslov
Tue Oct 31, 2023 9:31 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: [HH23] The Arbour Harbour
Replies: 4
Views: 609

[HH23] The Arbour Harbour

Previously on Brikwars: https://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=19123&sid=dc03b5e39e268ad0e1b938da230db7e2 https://i.imgur.com/IRi1T0M.jpg The cursor scrolls to the right, and a confirmation beeping noise is heard. https://i.imgur.com/uCsiNr9.jpg A triumphant shout “BLURB BLURBLE GLURB!...
by Gorvoslov
Mon Oct 23, 2023 6:14 pm
Forum: Magic Soap Opera Board
Topic: A Photosynthetic Clash of Holidays?
Replies: 0
Views: 645

A Photosynthetic Clash of Holidays?

https://i.imgur.com/VPFhvjY.jpg Boris continued sailing onwards https://i.imgur.com/S0TqPKO.jpg “I’M ON SCREEN? AFTER TWO YEARS?? BATTLE?? BATTLE??? DO I GET TO DO SOMETHING FOR REAL?? https://i.imgur.com/jkPGNwy.jpg “Boss, I think you might be losing it.” https://i.imgur.com/eaJzChr.jpg “Yyeeaaaah...
by Gorvoslov
Thu Oct 19, 2023 10:47 am
Forum: BrikFic
Topic: Why characters with no respect for the fourth wall are a bad idea
Replies: 0
Views: 1402

Why characters with no respect for the fourth wall are a bad idea

Previously: https://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=18602&sid=aacdff47aa3b086d3d4b4860ec3bffca Sailing in the boat, Boris looked at the note he had recovered from the prison, and the charts that had been prepared for him. Again. Because this had happened like fifty thousand times off-screen....
by Gorvoslov
Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:48 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: [RK23] So, What *Is* The Deal With Brikwars?
Replies: 8
Views: 1358

Re: [RK23] So, What *Is* The Deal With Brikwars?

So, What *Is* The Deal With Brikwars? Fun: 15 Violence: 6 Photography: 8 Writing: 8 Story: 7 I'm a bit surprised at the lack of references to soup permissions being revoked. Overall violence was pretty minimal, after all, Seinfeld is known for it's extreme blood, gore, cavalry charges, and space bat...
by Gorvoslov
Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:47 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: [RK23] Battle for the Maniak Beer
Replies: 9
Views: 1179

Re: [RK23] Battle for the Maniak Beer

Fun: 17
Violence: 8
Photography: 9
Writing: 8
Story: 7

Good first hosted battle. I always appreciate a good overwatch photo between turns.
by Gorvoslov
Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:46 pm
Forum: Forum Battles
Topic: [RK23] What's a King to Do
Replies: 8
Views: 1276

Re: [RK23] What's a King to Do

Fun: 20 Violence: 10 Photography: 8 Writing: 7 Story: 8 I don't know how to feel about a brootal succeeding at a feat. This has shaken me to the very core of my being. Beyond causing a mental breakdown at the occurence of the impossible, overall a solid battle with lots of chaos and proper indecisio...
by Gorvoslov
Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:45 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: [RK23] BRIKWARS 1988!
Replies: 9
Views: 1587

Re: [RK23] BRIKWARS 1988!

Fun: 18 Violence: 8 Photography: 10 Writing: 9 Story: 7 To show the whippersnappers how far technology has come, "potato" was state of the art for photo quality back in the ancient times of 1988, so I scored accordingly. Edit: I mean what magnificent tapestries from 988. Edit the more: Impressive to...
by Gorvoslov
Mon Nov 21, 2022 10:35 am
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: [HH22] Attack on the Chancellor
Replies: 13
Views: 2370

Re: [HH22] Attack on the Chancellor

Joshua wrote:
Sun Nov 20, 2022 10:06 am
Also, I believe you forgot to include my photography score.
Whaaaat, it's totally definitely always been there!
by Gorvoslov
Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:04 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: The 13th Annual Halloween Hellhunt
Replies: 11
Views: 5082

Re: The 13th Annual Halloween Hellhunt

I HAVE RENDERED MY JUDGEMENT ON ALL THIRTEEN ENTRIES! Yes, even the ones nobody but me knew about for the sake of making the number fit the theme.
by Gorvoslov
Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:03 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: [HH22] Scramble for the Throne
Replies: 10
Views: 1577

Re: [HH22] Scramble for the Throne

Gameplay: 4
Photography: 4
Violence: 3.5
Writing: 4
Overthirteen Appeal: 4

Oh good, glad they don't have a thirteenth doomstone. Twelve doomstones is fine.
by Gorvoslov
Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:02 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: [HH22] War in Studland
Replies: 12
Views: 2466

Re: [HH22] War in Studland

Gameplay: 4.5
Photography: 4.5
Violence: 5
Writing: 5
Overthirteen Appeal: 4.5

I spent the whothirtteen first half wondering what the counter was going to. Was not expecting such a spooky number. I'm glad to see the survivors had a fun war though, that's what truly matters.
by Gorvoslov
Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:01 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: Mall-O-Ween Manhunt (Kill theM ALL) [HH Winner 2022]
Replies: 11
Views: 5398

Re: [HH22] Mall-O-Ween Manhunt (Kill theM ALL)

Gameplay: 5 Photography: 5 Violence: 5 Writing: 4.5 Overthirteen Appeal: 4.5 I DID NOT EXPECT ZOMBIES IN THAT GRAVEYARD! WAIT, DOESN'T THAT MAKE A PLOT HOLE FOR EPISODE THIRTEEN OF SEASON THIRTEEN?? Ah well, at least we finally got the true epic confrontation involving a mall and a meteor as we alwa...
by Gorvoslov
Sat Nov 19, 2022 5:59 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: [HH22] Attack on the Chancellor
Replies: 13
Views: 2370

Re: [HH22] Attack on the Chancellor

Gameplay: 3.5 Photography: 4.5 Violence: 3.5 Writing: 3 Overthirteen Appeal: 4.5 Definitely get some nerd cred for putting Orbee-One in the correct stance to start the battle. Could have gained even more by making every thirteen sentence a prequel meme. Lazerzwords auto-cauterizing wounds held you b...
by Gorvoslov
Sat Nov 19, 2022 5:58 pm
Forum: Reports From the Field
Topic: [HH22] Summoning the 13th Queen
Replies: 5
Views: 1547

Re: [HH22] Summoning the 13th Queen

Gameplay: 4 Photography: 3.5 Violence: 5 Writing: 3 Overthirteen Appeal: 3.5 I'm Canadian, so the Kinder Egg is considered good and not illegal. Beyond that, I have absolutely no idea what actually happened which means this was successful. However, unexpected Fozzie just stirs up bad memories of goi...