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But sir, It's liquid!

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:55 pm
by RedShirt
You're the butler of the last person, he asks you to do something impossible.
You still have to do it, tell how you did it.

You, cut my milk!

(note: I got this game from the minecraft forums.)

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:02 pm
by Silverdream
I freeze the milk and then cut it.

You, Bitchface, get me the Iphone 6.

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:03 pm
by RedShirt
Off to the future!
My iPhone 4 has an app for that.

Butler, eat this OTC. And don't die.

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:34 pm
by SnakeMittens
My organs are made of OT. Here, now you eat it.

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:42 pm
by Silverdream
I eat the OTC. I survive by using my servant's iphone app and taking myself from the day before I ate the OTC to the day after I ate the OTC.

Now make the rain stop falling using only a rubberband, 5$ and my floppy penis's severed dick.

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:08 pm
by mgb519
I sing a silly song, and it goes away.
Turn Asterios into a cool guy.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:13 am
by Rody
I put asterios in the freezer.

make a volcano lair. I have need for better housing.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:49 am
by Silverdream
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lair

I hose down the dirt around the volcano(creating a mire). The volcano lairs.

Build me a palace of your own shit and wank.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:17 am
by ForlornCreature
I eat a shit tonne of food and laxitive until I have food going in one and out the other instantly, and mold it into your palace.

Get Megan Fox to suck my dick

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:46 pm
by Timedude
Consider this a one day notice that if this topic gets any dumber, it will be shut down. Have a nice day.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:29 pm
by AlphaLurker
............How many threads did he pot this on? JUST MOVE IT TO DUMB THREADS!

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:05 pm
by ForlornCreature
:cry:

You failed and I not happy
You no fun

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:44 pm
by Silverdream
I give her 23$ to star in a porno with you. She doesn't notice the lack of cameras and you don't notice her toe thumbs.

Now you, get two Alex Kingstons to give me a blowjob.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:41 am
by Timedude
Silverdream wrote:I give her 23$ to star in a porno with you. She doesn't notice the lack of cameras and you don't notice her toe thumbs.

Now you, get two Alex Kingstons to give me a blowjob.
Damn. You got style. This is enough to same this thread from imminent destruction.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:40 am
by Silverdream
What can I say
mgb519 wrote:Seriously, you are now the first ever forum superhero.