MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 1

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MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 1

Post by mr skeltal » Mon Nov 02, 2015 7:44 pm

les get dis shit GOIND

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TURN 1

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MADDOX: Let's go, let's go! Leave everything! Leave the stand-up plates behind!
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VAMI IV: I call driver!
LAWMASTER: Uh oh
UNNAMED NINJA: Whoa, what's going on?
LAWMASTER: Skeletons incoming
UNNAMED NINJA: Balls.
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ZAEDON: Lemme grab me trusty stick!
LORDINTYPE: Seriously, where is that stupid toothbrush!?
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KOMMANDER KEN: With this plank, I shall crush worlds.
MADDOX: Get on or you'll be left behind!
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DUERER: Grrawwr!
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VAMI IV: Finally, I am gonna TEAR UP the fuckin' wasteland!
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LAWMASTER: We are going to die
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HAM701: Say, Silverdream, we have enough room on this roof for, uh, recreational activities...
SILVERDREAM: Uh, heh, I dunno... Not right now...
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KOMMANDER KEN: All other forces in the universe pale in comparison to this plank.
VAMI IV: Okay, we're taking off! Hold on!
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KALVINATOR: wait a minute where are we going
MADDOX: Anywhere but here!
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The engine roars to life in preparation for another escape. Little do the fuckbois know how far up shit creek they truly are.

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SKREEEEEEEEEEEE
VAMI IV: Let's gooooooo!
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LORDINTYPE: I swear to god, it was right here!
L-MAN: C'mon, man!
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L-MAN: Yoink!
LORDINTYPE: NOOOOOO!
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LORDINTYPE: Uuuuggghh...
L-MAN: Wheeee!
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LORDINTYPE: Toothbrush...
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LORDINTYPE: I love you...
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...

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SKELETON: FUCKBOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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The skeletal hordes have arrived.

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SKELETON: can't wait to kill me some fuckbois
SKELETON: gun the throttle dude lets blast em
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SKELETON: no fuckboi can withstand the GOLF CART OF SPOOKINESS
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SKELETON: NNYYAAAAHYAHYAHYAAA
BANN154: How much more can they take from me? First my blood, now it's my calcium!
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HAM701: They're here! Go faster!
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ZAEDON: Nyeargh! I'll beat ya until yer noothin' but skulls and crossboones!
KOMMANDER KEN: YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND THE PLANK!
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SKELETON: hit the nitro hit the nitro hit the nitro
SKELETON: awwww yeah *crank*
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BWOOOOOOOOSHHHHH
SKELETON: YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH BOOOOIIII
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BANN154: Fuck my life
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The skeletons descend like spooky hawks towards their fucky prey.

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SKELETON: shit keep ur distance, theirs a flamethrower bear up there
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SKELETON: ima shoot dat tire
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SKELETON: POW
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SKELETON: whale that did fuckall
lets speed up and hit them with the REAR LAUNCHAR
FUCKBOI STATUS

REDROVER: ---------------[[???]]
SILVERDREAM: -----------[[Alive]]
VAMI IV: ------------------[[Alive]]
LAWMASTER: ------------[[Alive]]
KOMMANDER KEN: ------[[Alive]]
DUERER: ------------------[[Alive]]
ZAEDON: ------------------[[Alive]]
MADDOX: ------------------[[Alive]]
BANN154: -----------------[[Alive]]
MOTORHEAD FAN: -------[[???]]
HAM701: -------------------[[Alive]]
LORDINTYPE: -------------[[Alive]]
*CRAZYHORSE*: -----------[[???]]
KALVINATOR: -------------[[Alive]]
RUNNYBABBIT223: -------[[???]]
L-MAN: --------------------[[Alive]]
NIMJA: ---------------------[[???]]


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NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS (from players listed as [[Alive]]) FOR TURN 2 (PM orders pls)


ADDIDIONALY
in inclusion to ur regular orders, be sure to pm me ur reaction orders
shit happens in battel and u gotta be ready to react
give me a number from 1 to 5 along with any comments that will hellp me understand ur reaction
this signals how passive or aggressive ur reaction is
1 means u run away
2 means u stay ur distance
3 means u don't do anything in response
4 means you go on the offensive
5 means you go apeshit on a motherfucker (and will prob die from craziness)


thx
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 1

Post by Zadeon » Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:13 pm

I sent in my orders.

Oh man this is going to be a great war I can tell.
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 1

Post by Kalvinator » Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:08 pm

Awesome first turn. Love the Mad-Max stuff
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 1

Post by bann154 » Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:46 pm

if you can find it in your heart my fellow fuckbois please save my ass itd be much appreciated
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 1

Post by L-Man » Tue Nov 03, 2015 3:43 pm

Whoops, sorry, got a bit late on that one :oops: Good thing I'm not dead yet -_-
Sending orders now.

Edit: Oy, anyone else wanna hijack the skeleton car?
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 1

Post by *CRAZYHORSE* » Tue Nov 03, 2015 7:13 pm

:omnom:
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 1

Post by ikensall » Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:19 pm

THE PLANK

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