The Demon of Gluttony (ninja_bait) stabs down into the Demon of Greed's (TheVengefulOne) head. He rolls poorly and fails to deal any lasting damage.
The Demon of Heresy (StalinsFavoriteKhat) turns his crematers on the Demon of Treachery (Duerer). He actually rolls well and manages to do a point of damage.
The Demon of Lust (motorhead fan) cracks the whips at the Demon of Gluttony above. He inflicts a couple points of damage.
The Demon of Greed (TheVengefulOne) finds the Demon of Lust to be too cloying.
He also sees a ripe target 2 rings down.
He successfully shoves the fellow demon, sending it flying. The Lesser Demon of Bananas (Flamer Shaftglutton) is utterly pulverized under the immense flab and dies instantly. The Demon of Lust takes 3 points of falling damage.
The Demon of Violence (Bragallot) fires a couple shots directly up the Demon of Wrath's (reconminer) nose, dealing a couple points of damage. He then high-tails it to a seemingly safe corner of the map.
The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) turns and batters the Demon of Heresy (StalinsFavoriteKhat). He manages to deal a point of damage to the giant chapel-demon.
The Demon of Wrath (reconminer) jumps up and grabs hold of a couple of the Demon of Heresy's legs. He pulls and launches the beast. He manages a perfect throw, directly towards the Demon of Violence (Bragallot).
The Demon of Violence botches his roll to Bail. He is paralyzed as an entire church flies towards him.
The Demon of Violence is pinned under the Demon of Heresy. Both end up taking 3 points of damage.
The Demon of Fraud (Scribonius) uses a handful of his SN dice to attack the Demon of Lust (motorhead fan).
He encases the Demon of Lust in a frozen wave of Gatorade, with an explosive blast of flavor inside. The Demon of Lust, down to its last pip of damage anyway, is obliterated.
The Lesser Demon of Walmart (RedRover) jumps into the pool of Satan's blood and absorbs a portion of the latent power. He gains a SN D10 to do with as he pleases.
None! I forgot to take them, but I'm happy to take some later if you need any.
- ninja_bait: Demon of Gluttony, Ring 8, 5/7 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
- StalinsFavoriteKhat: Demon of Heresy, Ring 1, 5/9 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
- motorhead fan: Demon of Lust, Ring 2, 4/4 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
- TheVengefulOne: Demon of Greed, Ring 6, 4/4 Hitpoints, 2 respawns left.
- Bragallot: Demon of Violence, Ring 1, 6/9 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
- ReconMiner: Demon of Wrath, Ring 5, 3/5 Hitpoints, 0 respawns left.
- Scribonius: Demon of Fraud, Ring 6, 3/3 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
Flamer Shaftglutton: Lesser Demon of Bananas, Ring 4, 0/1 Hitpoints,DEAD.
- RedRover: Lesser Demon of Walmart, Ring 9, 1/1 Hitpoints, 2 respawns left.
- Duerer: Demon of Treachery, Ring 9, 4/5 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
1. Orders are due Saturday, September 1st.
2. Bob Ross will probably start doing stuff next turn.
3. I thought motorhead fan was out of respawns, but he is not! He will respawn on Ring 2 by the Lusty face.