Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]

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Previously...

Behind a hastily erected barricade, GGE and Britannian troops hold back the waves of Brootal Spess Meanies.
Lyons: How the hell did they dupe us so easily?! These are the same goddamned Brootalz with fake mustaches!


Jeebs: Your tea, Lord Admiral.


Lord Admiral Blackdog slurps down his cuppa calmly.
Blackdog: It was the hubris of those Space Austrians - they played right into the Brootals' plans! The trolls get trolled, once again.


Blackdog hurls the empty teacup with deadly precision and smashes the mustachioed face of a Brootal.
Blackdog: If the Brootalz are here, then the whole planet is compromised. Radio for your ships and let's get out of here!


The BATTLE OF LORD ADMIRAL BLACKDOG'S OFFICE begins!

Sign ups:
Brootalz: foot_truck
Britannia: Falk
GGE: Spess Bunny

Immortal Objective: survive until rescue comes
Brootal Objective: KRUMP DA GITZ

[Space Bunny]

Gimme GGE

[Food_Truk]

BROOTALZ TIME! (I pick Brootalz.)

[Bolicob12]

Nice mustaches

[Falk]

For Queen and Country!

Brittania please

[ninja_bait]

Gimme GGE

BROOTALZ TIME! (I pick Brootalz.)

For Queen and Country!

Brittania please

It is done. Send orders.

Britannia has 2 regulars, Jeebes the Butler, and their Hero Lord Admiral Blackdog
GGE has 2 regulars and their Hero Admiral Lyons
Brootalz have 4 Spess Meanies and their Hero Timmy the Albino Brootal

[Theblackdog]

Damn, I regret sleeping on this.

Give 'em hell, lads!

[Kommander Ken]

BROOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAALZZZ!!

[ninja_bait]

Round One

Lord Blackdog: Jeebes, my Brootal Hunting Gun, please!


Jeebes: This Brootal Hunting Gun, sir? The Brootal Hunting Gun specifically for hunting Brootalz?


C R A C K !


Jeebes: UGH FINALLY OI CAN TAKE OFF DISH SMELLY YELLA COSTUME! (no offense bawss)


Not-Jeebes: YARRRGH! [FEAT FAILED]


Admiral Blackdog parries the knife with his trusty pistol.


Blackdog: Concentrate your fire on this infiltrator!
The Britannian troops handle the issue with aplomb.


Admiral Lyons: Good thing I prepare for everything and have this handy turret activation button.


w h i r r r


c h o n k


Lyons: Ugh, the wrong remote again?! [FEAT FAILED]


The GGE troops fail their shots.
Lyons: We're going to die here.


WARMANAGER TIMMY PULLZ OUT ANOFFER FEESH TER BLOW UP!


OY! IT BLOWS UP TOO QUIK! WHO SHOOK IT??!


BROOTALZ: AHHHHH! WE'Z BEEN DEFENESTRATED! [FEAT FAILED]


SHOOT 'EM UP BOIZ!


WE'Z GOT ONE!


Overwatch:

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Blackdog: We've got to get out of here - the planet is compromised!
Lyon: The Artemis battlegroup is in orbit. I'll have them clear the airspace and send rescue.


Interceptor Pilot One: We just got our orders, let's show these chumps what we're made of.


Interceptor Pilot Two: Ha, do you think those orks learned how to fly yet?


DIE INTERCEPTOR ONE: AHHHH! ITZ DEM BIRDY FIGHTERZ AGAIN! WE'Z DEAD MEN!


DIE INTERCEPTOR TWO: SHUT YER YAP! WE'Z GOING TO BECOME ACEBAWSSES AFTER TODAY!


OVERWATCH:

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Chickadee: size 5, 4x size 1 cannons (6", 1d6 dmg), 2 missiles (4d10 dmg)
DIE INTERCEPTOR: SIZE 4, 4x SIZE 4 CANNONS (18" 4d6 dmg), 2x size 1 cannons

[Kommander Ken]

Timmy noooo!

I daresay those diefightaz look way cooler than mine!

[ninja_bait]

Timmy survived the explosion

[Food_Truk]

If that feesh bomb had worked, the Brootalz would've won for sure.

[Natalya]

This is so incredibly ossum.


Random Note:
There are some Space Austrians currently in combat in the Vaanan System on planet Jynn, inside Imperial Magikstrate space. See here at the end of the turn.