Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]

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Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:32 pm

Previously...

Behind a hastily erected barricade, GGE and Britannian troops hold back the waves of Brootal Spess Meanies.
Lyons: How the hell did they dupe us so easily?! These are the same goddamned Brootalz with fake mustaches!
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Jeebs: Your tea, Lord Admiral.
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Lord Admiral Blackdog slurps down his cuppa calmly.
Blackdog: It was the hubris of those Space Austrians - they played right into the Brootals' plans! The trolls get trolled, once again.
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Blackdog hurls the empty teacup with deadly precision and smashes the mustachioed face of a Brootal.
Blackdog: If the Brootalz are here, then the whole planet is compromised. Radio for your ships and let's get out of here!
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The BATTLE OF LORD ADMIRAL BLACKDOG'S OFFICE begins!

Sign ups:
Brootalz: foot_truck
Britannia: Falk
GGE: Spess Bunny

Immortal Objective: survive until rescue comes
Brootal Objective: KRUMP DA GITZ
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [SiGN UPS OPEN]

Post by Space Bunny » Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:39 pm

Gimme GGE

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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [SiGN UPS OPEN]

Post by Food_Truk » Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:43 pm

BROOTALZ TIME! (I pick Brootalz.)
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [SiGN UPS OPEN]

Post by Bolicob12 » Mon Jul 13, 2020 1:05 pm

Nice mustaches ;)
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [SiGN UPS OPEN]

Post by Falk » Mon Jul 13, 2020 1:20 pm

For Queen and Country!

Brittania please
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [SiGN UPS OPEN]

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Jul 13, 2020 1:23 pm

Space Bunny wrote:
Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:39 pm
Gimme GGE
Food_Truk wrote:
Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:43 pm
BROOTALZ TIME! (I pick Brootalz.)
Falk wrote:
Mon Jul 13, 2020 1:20 pm
For Queen and Country!

Brittania please
It is done. Send orders.

Britannia has 2 regulars, Jeebes the Butler, and their Hero Lord Admiral Blackdog
GGE has 2 regulars and their Hero Admiral Lyons
Brootalz have 4 Spess Meanies and their Hero Timmy the Albino Brootal
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [SiGN UPS OPEN]

Post by Theblackdog » Tue Jul 14, 2020 8:37 pm

Damn, I regret sleeping on this.

Give 'em hell, lads!
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [SiGN UPS OPEN]

Post by Kommander Ken » Tue Jul 14, 2020 8:53 pm

BROOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAALZZZ!!

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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Jul 18, 2020 4:17 pm

Round One

Lord Blackdog: Jeebes, my Brootal Hunting Gun, please!
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Jeebes: This Brootal Hunting Gun, sir? The Brootal Hunting Gun specifically for hunting Brootalz?
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C R A C K !
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Jeebes: UGH FINALLY OI CAN TAKE OFF DISH SMELLY YELLA COSTUME! (no offense bawss)
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Not-Jeebes: YARRRGH! [FEAT FAILED]
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Admiral Blackdog parries the knife with his trusty pistol.
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Blackdog: Concentrate your fire on this infiltrator!
The Britannian troops handle the issue with aplomb.
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Admiral Lyons: Good thing I prepare for everything and have this handy turret activation button.
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w h i r r r
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c h o n k
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Lyons: Ugh, the wrong remote again?! [FEAT FAILED]
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The GGE troops fail their shots.
Lyons: We're going to die here.
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WARMANAGER TIMMY PULLZ OUT ANOFFER FEESH TER BLOW UP!
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OY! IT BLOWS UP TOO QUIK! WHO SHOOK IT??!
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BROOTALZ: AHHHHH! WE'Z BEEN DEFENESTRATED! [FEAT FAILED]
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SHOOT 'EM UP BOIZ!
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WE'Z GOT ONE!
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Jul 18, 2020 4:25 pm

Blackdog: We've got to get out of here - the planet is compromised!
Lyon: The Artemis battlegroup is in orbit. I'll have them clear the airspace and send rescue.
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Interceptor Pilot One: We just got our orders, let's show these chumps what we're made of.
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Interceptor Pilot Two: Ha, do you think those orks learned how to fly yet?
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DIE INTERCEPTOR ONE: AHHHH! ITZ DEM BIRDY FIGHTERZ AGAIN! WE'Z DEAD MEN!
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DIE INTERCEPTOR TWO: SHUT YER YAP! WE'Z GOING TO BECOME ACEBAWSSES AFTER TODAY!
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:32 pm

Timmy noooo!

I daresay those diefightaz look way cooler than mine! :666: :666:

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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:41 pm

Timmy survived the explosion 8)
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]

Post by Food_Truk » Sun Jul 19, 2020 8:26 am

If that feesh bomb had worked, the Brootalz would've won for sure. :troll:
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]

Post by Natalya » Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:40 pm

This is so incredibly ossum.


Random Note:
There are some Space Austrians currently in combat in the Vaanan System on planet Jynn, inside Imperial Magikstrate space. See here at the end of the turn.
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