Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]
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Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]
Previously...
Behind a hastily erected barricade, GGE and Britannian troops hold back the waves of Brootal Spess Meanies.
Lyons: How the hell did they dupe us so easily?! These are the same goddamned Brootalz with fake mustaches!
Jeebs: Your tea, Lord Admiral.
Lord Admiral Blackdog slurps down his cuppa calmly.
Blackdog: It was the hubris of those Space Austrians - they played right into the Brootals' plans! The trolls get trolled, once again.
Blackdog hurls the empty teacup with deadly precision and smashes the mustachioed face of a Brootal.
Blackdog: If the Brootalz are here, then the whole planet is compromised. Radio for your ships and let's get out of here!
The BATTLE OF LORD ADMIRAL BLACKDOG'S OFFICE begins!
Sign ups:
Brootalz: foot_truck
Britannia: Falk
GGE: Spess Bunny
Immortal Objective: survive until rescue comes
Brootal Objective: KRUMP DA GITZ
Behind a hastily erected barricade, GGE and Britannian troops hold back the waves of Brootal Spess Meanies.
Lyons: How the hell did they dupe us so easily?! These are the same goddamned Brootalz with fake mustaches!
Jeebs: Your tea, Lord Admiral.
Lord Admiral Blackdog slurps down his cuppa calmly.
Blackdog: It was the hubris of those Space Austrians - they played right into the Brootals' plans! The trolls get trolled, once again.
Blackdog hurls the empty teacup with deadly precision and smashes the mustachioed face of a Brootal.
Blackdog: If the Brootalz are here, then the whole planet is compromised. Radio for your ships and let's get out of here!
The BATTLE OF LORD ADMIRAL BLACKDOG'S OFFICE begins!
Sign ups:
Brootalz: foot_truck
Britannia: Falk
GGE: Spess Bunny
Immortal Objective: survive until rescue comes
Brootal Objective: KRUMP DA GITZ
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [SiGN UPS OPEN]
BROOTALZ TIME! (I pick Brootalz.)
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For Queen and Country!
Brittania please
Brittania please
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [SiGN UPS OPEN]
It is done. Send orders.
Britannia has 2 regulars, Jeebes the Butler, and their Hero Lord Admiral Blackdog
GGE has 2 regulars and their Hero Admiral Lyons
Brootalz have 4 Spess Meanies and their Hero Timmy the Albino Brootal
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Damn, I regret sleeping on this.
Give 'em hell, lads!
Give 'em hell, lads!
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BROOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAALZZZ!!
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]
Round One
Lord Blackdog: Jeebes, my Brootal Hunting Gun, please!
Jeebes: This Brootal Hunting Gun, sir? The Brootal Hunting Gun specifically for hunting Brootalz?
C R A C K !
Jeebes: UGH FINALLY OI CAN TAKE OFF DISH SMELLY YELLA COSTUME! (no offense bawss)
Not-Jeebes: YARRRGH! [FEAT FAILED]
Admiral Blackdog parries the knife with his trusty pistol.
Blackdog: Concentrate your fire on this infiltrator!
The Britannian troops handle the issue with aplomb.
Admiral Lyons: Good thing I prepare for everything and have this handy turret activation button.
w h i r r r
c h o n k
Lyons: Ugh, the wrong remote again?! [FEAT FAILED]
The GGE troops fail their shots.
Lyons: We're going to die here.
WARMANAGER TIMMY PULLZ OUT ANOFFER FEESH TER BLOW UP!
OY! IT BLOWS UP TOO QUIK! WHO SHOOK IT??!
BROOTALZ: AHHHHH! WE'Z BEEN DEFENESTRATED! [FEAT FAILED]
SHOOT 'EM UP BOIZ!
WE'Z GOT ONE!
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Lord Blackdog: Jeebes, my Brootal Hunting Gun, please!
Jeebes: This Brootal Hunting Gun, sir? The Brootal Hunting Gun specifically for hunting Brootalz?
C R A C K !
Jeebes: UGH FINALLY OI CAN TAKE OFF DISH SMELLY YELLA COSTUME! (no offense bawss)
Not-Jeebes: YARRRGH! [FEAT FAILED]
Admiral Blackdog parries the knife with his trusty pistol.
Blackdog: Concentrate your fire on this infiltrator!
The Britannian troops handle the issue with aplomb.
Admiral Lyons: Good thing I prepare for everything and have this handy turret activation button.
w h i r r r
c h o n k
Lyons: Ugh, the wrong remote again?! [FEAT FAILED]
The GGE troops fail their shots.
Lyons: We're going to die here.
WARMANAGER TIMMY PULLZ OUT ANOFFER FEESH TER BLOW UP!
OY! IT BLOWS UP TOO QUIK! WHO SHOOK IT??!
BROOTALZ: AHHHHH! WE'Z BEEN DEFENESTRATED! [FEAT FAILED]
SHOOT 'EM UP BOIZ!
WE'Z GOT ONE!
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Blackdog: We've got to get out of here - the planet is compromised!
Lyon: The Artemis battlegroup is in orbit. I'll have them clear the airspace and send rescue.
Interceptor Pilot One: We just got our orders, let's show these chumps what we're made of.
Interceptor Pilot Two: Ha, do you think those orks learned how to fly yet?
DIE INTERCEPTOR ONE: AHHHH! ITZ DEM BIRDY FIGHTERZ AGAIN! WE'Z DEAD MEN!
DIE INTERCEPTOR TWO: SHUT YER YAP! WE'Z GOING TO BECOME ACEBAWSSES AFTER TODAY!
OVERWATCH:
Lyon: The Artemis battlegroup is in orbit. I'll have them clear the airspace and send rescue.
Interceptor Pilot One: We just got our orders, let's show these chumps what we're made of.
Interceptor Pilot Two: Ha, do you think those orks learned how to fly yet?
DIE INTERCEPTOR ONE: AHHHH! ITZ DEM BIRDY FIGHTERZ AGAIN! WE'Z DEAD MEN!
DIE INTERCEPTOR TWO: SHUT YER YAP! WE'Z GOING TO BECOME ACEBAWSSES AFTER TODAY!
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DIE INTERCEPTOR: SIZE 4, 4x SIZE 4 CANNONS (18" 4d6 dmg), 2x size 1 cannons
DIE INTERCEPTOR: SIZE 4, 4x SIZE 4 CANNONS (18" 4d6 dmg), 2x size 1 cannons
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]
Timmy noooo!
I daresay those diefightaz look way cooler than mine!
I daresay those diefightaz look way cooler than mine!
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Timmy survived the explosion
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Re: Battle of Lord Admiral Blackdog's Office [ROUND 1 UP]
If that feesh bomb had worked, the Brootalz would've won for sure.
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This is so incredibly ossum.
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There are some Space Austrians currently in combat in the Vaanan System on planet Jynn, inside Imperial Magikstrate space. See here at the end of the turn.
Random Note:
There are some Space Austrians currently in combat in the Vaanan System on planet Jynn, inside Imperial Magikstrate space. See here at the end of the turn.
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