Re: The Krumbly Kastle [Turn 3 up]
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:48 pm
TURN 3
SKELETON ARMY (Infinity)
Archers take aim at the Prince!
Who is saved by a redshirt. Or...blueshirt, in this case, i suppose.
Richie: Watch it, you'll get blood on my nicest cape!
Spear Skellies Skewer Several Soldiers
Armored Skellie misses the archer
Cpt Fluffypuppy takes a mighty leap...!
His hammer smashes down on the roof, shattering it and sending debris raining down on the Harriers and disrupting all of them. [Feat successful!]
Athena's head is crushed into plastic paste. Unfortunately... Cpt. Fluffypuppy is now also stuck in the bubblegum mess.
KNIGHTS OF PROSPERIA (Food_Truk)
Archer backs up and fires at the first banshee, but flubs the damage roll.
Two knights attack armor boi. One critfails and drops his axe, and armor boi parries the other attack.
The other knight attacks the skellies, slaying one
Mercenaries advance. Lyanna casts Enhance Accuracy on Dukkiss, who then skewers the remaining spear skelly.
Garhoff sprints forward to make his stand.
Prince Richie prepares to fire the trebuchet. First he casts a holy blessing over the ammunition to make it extra deadly to the undead.
Close enough i guess. [Feat success!]
One skelly is smashed to a pulp, and another critfails his bail roll and falls off the tower.
BUBBLEGUM BANSHEES (Zupponn)
Knight: There he is girls!
Banshees: *screams*
Their screams are so loud that everyone in the area has to make a resistance roll or drop their weapons. Conveniently, only hot crossbow guy fails the roll.
They rush down and seize the poor clueless archer, thus completing their Hunk Quest! Now they just have to get him back to their Bubblegum Dungeon. But will they go back up through the castle and risk facing the Harriers again, or will they try to go through the courtyard and pray that those Horsies are too distracted to cause them trouble...?
HORSIE TRAINER (SirZaphod)
Black horsie emerges to scavenge on fallen skellies. Green horsie is still stuck in the corridors behind
Margunus heads upstairs
Margunus: Oh, hello skellies!
Skelly one: that guy is so fuckin weird
Skelly two: you said it bro
Onward Margunus marches, smelling battle in the distance and determined to harvest some food for his hungry ladies
HEAVY METAL HARRIERS (NPC'd)
Hetta: Out of the way ladies!
Hetta uses her heroic feat to try and smash both skellies with a single swing of her giant hammer
But it gets stuck in the ground instead [Feat failed]
Barbarian Babe clubs a skelly. The dragon knight misses her attack.
Katana Kate attacks the horsie while it's distracted. With an epic double overskill damage roll, she wounds the beast unto death!
Emela clambers up an attacks the disrupted Cpt Fluffypuppy, but doens't do enough damage to kill.
Alice has to spend her entire turn recovering from disruption and unsticking her weapon from the bubblegumsplosion
OVERWATCH SHOTS:
REMAINING FORCES:
Skeleton army: 1 spear skeleton, 3 armored skeletons, 1 archer skeleton, Cpt Fluffypuppy
Knights of Prosperia: 2 knights, 1 armored knight, three mercenaries, 1 archer (kidnapped), Prince Richie
Heavy Metal Harriers: 2 armored maidens, 2 warrior maidens, and Hetta
Bubblegum Banshees: 4 Bubblegum Knights and 1 sorcerer
Horsie Trainer: Margunus and 1 horsie
Send orders for turn 4!!
SKELETON ARMY (Infinity)
Archers take aim at the Prince!
Who is saved by a redshirt. Or...blueshirt, in this case, i suppose.
Richie: Watch it, you'll get blood on my nicest cape!
Spear Skellies Skewer Several Soldiers
Armored Skellie misses the archer
Cpt Fluffypuppy takes a mighty leap...!
His hammer smashes down on the roof, shattering it and sending debris raining down on the Harriers and disrupting all of them. [Feat successful!]
Athena's head is crushed into plastic paste. Unfortunately... Cpt. Fluffypuppy is now also stuck in the bubblegum mess.
KNIGHTS OF PROSPERIA (Food_Truk)
Archer backs up and fires at the first banshee, but flubs the damage roll.
Two knights attack armor boi. One critfails and drops his axe, and armor boi parries the other attack.
The other knight attacks the skellies, slaying one
Mercenaries advance. Lyanna casts Enhance Accuracy on Dukkiss, who then skewers the remaining spear skelly.
Garhoff sprints forward to make his stand.
Prince Richie prepares to fire the trebuchet. First he casts a holy blessing over the ammunition to make it extra deadly to the undead.
Close enough i guess. [Feat success!]
One skelly is smashed to a pulp, and another critfails his bail roll and falls off the tower.
BUBBLEGUM BANSHEES (Zupponn)
Knight: There he is girls!
Banshees: *screams*
Their screams are so loud that everyone in the area has to make a resistance roll or drop their weapons. Conveniently, only hot crossbow guy fails the roll.
They rush down and seize the poor clueless archer, thus completing their Hunk Quest! Now they just have to get him back to their Bubblegum Dungeon. But will they go back up through the castle and risk facing the Harriers again, or will they try to go through the courtyard and pray that those Horsies are too distracted to cause them trouble...?
HORSIE TRAINER (SirZaphod)
Black horsie emerges to scavenge on fallen skellies. Green horsie is still stuck in the corridors behind
Margunus heads upstairs
Margunus: Oh, hello skellies!
Skelly one: that guy is so fuckin weird
Skelly two: you said it bro
Onward Margunus marches, smelling battle in the distance and determined to harvest some food for his hungry ladies
HEAVY METAL HARRIERS (NPC'd)
Hetta: Out of the way ladies!
Hetta uses her heroic feat to try and smash both skellies with a single swing of her giant hammer
But it gets stuck in the ground instead [Feat failed]
Barbarian Babe clubs a skelly. The dragon knight misses her attack.
Katana Kate attacks the horsie while it's distracted. With an epic double overskill damage roll, she wounds the beast unto death!
Emela clambers up an attacks the disrupted Cpt Fluffypuppy, but doens't do enough damage to kill.
Alice has to spend her entire turn recovering from disruption and unsticking her weapon from the bubblegumsplosion
OVERWATCH SHOTS:
REMAINING FORCES:
Skeleton army: 1 spear skeleton, 3 armored skeletons, 1 archer skeleton, Cpt Fluffypuppy
Knights of Prosperia: 2 knights, 1 armored knight, three mercenaries, 1 archer (kidnapped), Prince Richie
Heavy Metal Harriers: 2 armored maidens, 2 warrior maidens, and Hetta
Bubblegum Banshees: 4 Bubblegum Knights and 1 sorcerer
Horsie Trainer: Margunus and 1 horsie
Send orders for turn 4!!