Going to the Museum - Finished

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Re: Going to the Museum - Turn 4

Post by ninja_bait » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:45 am

Arkbrik wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:33 am
"Well I'll be... It's an apple from the Garden of 376!"
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Re: Going to the Museum - Finished

Post by Arkbrik » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:13 am

Turn 5 - Finale

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This is it. Who's going to get to the museum? And who will get there first?

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Spike Forward pulls out a paint roller.

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"Dis'll get us da victory! Red wunz go fasta!"

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Meanwhile, Butchie Buzzsaw takes out a remote control.

"Time for some extra power!"

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The truck deploys its booster engines.

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The Brootal and Fiend vehicles take off towards the museum, at super speed.

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Tony Junder tries another suspect ritual.

"This dead horse's power can be turned into... car horsepowers! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh f'errari..."

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But Fruitbatman isn't done yet! He pushes the Fruitmobile into overdrive!

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Too much overdrive! He slams into the archeologist car!

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It's sent flying!

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Straight towards the museum!

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CRASH!

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"Huh. Looks like a draw."

"Roight."

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"Afternoon, Director. Here's another Slayzer piece."

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The Demi-Slayzer stomps off, absentmindedly splatting an archeologist.

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With the rest of the Slayzer parts out of their reach, the Fruit Corp. grunts get back in the truck.

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They start heading back, Fruitbatman following along.

"Only one Slayzer piece... It's less than we deserve... It's less than what we need... I'm Fruitbatman..."

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"Urgh..."

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Tony Junder congratulates his archeologists on their success.

"Two out of three Slayzer parts belong to the museum! I'll take that as a win! Great work, people!"

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The surviving Fiends and Brootalz meet up, and crack some beers.

"Good race, lads."

"Ya! Wez gotta do dis again."

"Hell yeah! Same time next week?"

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Don't worry folks! The bear cub is fine!

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WINNERS:

The Archeologists


Delivered two Slayzer parts


DRAW:

between

The Punk Fiends

and

The Speedbrootalz

Crashed the museum at the same time


Faction Stats

Archeologists - ninja_bait
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 3/7
Slayzer parts delivered: 2

Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Kills: 6
Wreckings: 1
Alive: 6/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 1

Punk Fiends - Falk
Kills: 2
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 2/5

Speedbrootalz - Screech
Kills: 2 (including 1 friendly fire)
Wreckings: 2 (including 1 self wreck)
Alive: 3/5

Mama Bear - NPC
Kills: 1
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 1/1

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Congratulations to ninja_bait, and well played everyone! Lots of creative orders for me to carry out! :D

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Re: Going to the Museum - Finished

Post by ninja_bait » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:17 pm

Falk vs Ninja_bait, 2021 edition
N_B: 1
Falk: 0.5
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Re: Going to the Museum - Finished

Post by Falk » Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:30 pm

N_B's new friends: none
Falk's new friends: Speedbrootalz

I think we all know who really won

Also ties should count for 0.5
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