Despicable Crownies
Archer: "Enemies on the horizon!"
The Crownies mobilize and position themselves.
One archer (on the left side) will try to sprint to position.
Archer: "M'lord."
King Dalkan: "Quite impressive. What is your name?"
Archer: "Archer 4, m'lord."
Dalkan: "It's Reginold now."
Reginold: "Thanks my lord."
Meanwhile some of the other archers help themselves to some of the spoils.
The pikeman and knight move towards cover and prepare for battle.
Animal Catcher and Civilians
Animal Catcher: "Look at this beaute heah. Ahm gonna get a closah look."
AC: "Now this beaute heah is definitely at least a yeah old. Quite the lovelay creacha."
HEROIC FEAT SUCCESSFUL
(Hopefully my bastardization of the Australian accent is somewhat intelligible)
Meanwhile on the beach the children begin frantically digging in the sand whilst the grandmother ambles toward a stone.
Huh! Who would've thought a loot chest would be sitting there. Meanwhile, grandma winds back with the stone...
... aaaaand whiffs on the damage roll.
Doog and Crew
Doog: “Welcome to a special episode of LIU Atlas. I’m your host, Terrance “Doog” McDoogal. Today, we’re visiting Planet Ossum on the search for the rare Satchsgoat. I have with me, Cam and Ben who are a couple who have spent much of their lives in search of the Satchsgoat. They will also be streaming this episode live on Bricktwitch for the trusty fan community of 'Doog´s Wildlife''. To be fair, I have had quite a few encounters with nature. Hopefully this will be a more tame interaction.
Cam: "All right Doog, the camera is rolling! Let's put this show on the road!"
Doog: "Well viewers, contrary to all other episodes, I have prepared by studying the Satchsgoat and the various calls. Let's try the first one."
Doog: "AAAAAAAAAAAAGNUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuurrrrrb!
Satchsgoat on the left, Doog on the right.
Ben: "..."
Doog: "Huh."
HEROIC FEAT UNSUCCESSFUL
Bandelorians
The Bandelorians advance and those out of range prepare some response fire. However, the heavy gunner and explosive expert are in range of the knight....
....aaaand the heavy weapon fails to fire while the ranged explosive doesn't do enough damage to be worth taking a picture for.
Satchsgoat and the forces of Nature
The Satchsgoat succeeds on a feat to camouflage itself from observation.
A disconcertingly large spider tries to attack grandma.
But grandma manages to push the spider off.
In other news the monkey up in the tree has been attending to his "monkey business" and prepares a volley.
SPLAT!!!
Meanwhile a sawshark sneaks up on the unsuspecting Ben...
But Ben is too quick for the shark and manages to narrowly escape!
Ben: "..."
On the other side of the map, the owl on the castle swoops down whilst a spider scurries toward the strange ocean artifakt.
Overwatch
Well, that was a pretty lackluster round. Sorry to everyone about my poor roles.
Send in orders for round 2!
Trouble Brews on Planet Ossum- Turn 1
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Trouble Brews on Planet Ossum- Turn 1
Too many bricks, never enough time.