Trouble Brews on Planet Ossum- Turn 1

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Trouble Brews on Planet Ossum- Turn 1

Post by Brikboyz » Wed Nov 24, 2021 4:16 pm

Despicable Crownies

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Archer: "Enemies on the horizon!"
The Crownies mobilize and position themselves.
One archer (on the left side) will try to sprint to position.

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Archer: "M'lord."
King Dalkan: "Quite impressive. What is your name?"
Archer: "Archer 4, m'lord."
Dalkan: "It's Reginold now."
Reginold: "Thanks my lord."

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Meanwhile some of the other archers help themselves to some of the spoils.

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The pikeman and knight move towards cover and prepare for battle.

Animal Catcher and Civilians

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Animal Catcher: "Look at this beaute heah. Ahm gonna get a closah look."

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AC: "Now this beaute heah is definitely at least a yeah old. Quite the lovelay creacha."
HEROIC FEAT SUCCESSFUL

(Hopefully my bastardization of the Australian accent is somewhat intelligible)

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Meanwhile on the beach the children begin frantically digging in the sand whilst the grandmother ambles toward a stone.

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Huh! Who would've thought a loot chest would be sitting there. Meanwhile, grandma winds back with the stone...

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... aaaaand whiffs on the damage roll.

Doog and Crew

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Doog: “Welcome to a special episode of LIU Atlas. I’m your host, Terrance “Doog” McDoogal. Today, we’re visiting Planet Ossum on the search for the rare Satchsgoat. I have with me, Cam and Ben who are a couple who have spent much of their lives in search of the Satchsgoat. They will also be streaming this episode live on Bricktwitch for the trusty fan community of 'Doog´s Wildlife''. To be fair, I have had quite a few encounters with nature. Hopefully this will be a more tame interaction.

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Cam: "All right Doog, the camera is rolling! Let's put this show on the road!"
Doog: "Well viewers, contrary to all other episodes, I have prepared by studying the Satchsgoat and the various calls. Let's try the first one."

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Doog: "AAAAAAAAAAAAGNUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuurrrrrb!

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Satchsgoat on the left, Doog on the right.

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Ben: "..."
Doog: "Huh."

HEROIC FEAT UNSUCCESSFUL

Bandelorians

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The Bandelorians advance and those out of range prepare some response fire. However, the heavy gunner and explosive expert are in range of the knight....

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....aaaand the heavy weapon fails to fire while the ranged explosive doesn't do enough damage to be worth taking a picture for. :fist:

Satchsgoat and the forces of Nature

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The Satchsgoat succeeds on a feat to camouflage itself from observation.

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A disconcertingly large spider tries to attack grandma.

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But grandma manages to push the spider off.

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In other news the monkey up in the tree has been attending to his "monkey business" and prepares a volley.

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SPLAT!!!
Meanwhile a sawshark sneaks up on the unsuspecting Ben...

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But Ben is too quick for the shark and manages to narrowly escape!
Ben: "..."

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On the other side of the map, the owl on the castle swoops down whilst a spider scurries toward the strange ocean artifakt.

Overwatch

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Well, that was a pretty lackluster round. Sorry to everyone about my poor roles.

Send in orders for round 2!
Too many bricks, never enough time.

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