The Battle at the Certhos Pass - Turn 1

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The Battle at the Certhos Pass - Turn 1

Post by Joshua » Tue Dec 07, 2021 11:37 pm

Here we go!

Orcs - Archduke

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Everyone moves up and into cover as best as they can.

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The troll grabs one of the black skeletons...

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And throws him through the air!

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'crunch' Hm... I think that could have gone better.

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His bones fall onto the ground below.

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The troll then moves up with the rest of the army.

Von Brag's Black Knights - Scribonius

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Basically everyone sprints up. Some with better rolls than others.

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Bragallot rides up as well.

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The chest to his right catches his eye, so he opens it to discover...

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Three bottles of various alcohols!

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He then walks over towards Sir Darius.

Von Brag: "Vell, vhat are ve up against?"

Sir Darius: "A bunch of orcs, a troll, some Undead and a necromancer, with more enemies on the way."

Undead - Brikskrieg

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All the Undead advance, with the necromancer staying just out of crossbow range.

Sir Darius' Black Knights - Brikboyz

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The crossbows fire, and one scores a kill! First Blood!

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These two reposition and assume defensive stances by the doors.

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Sir Darius climbs up the ladder...

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And then tries to dislodge some rock by hitting it with his sword. Rock wins this time.

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He then climbs back down and retrieves his shield.

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In the meantime, this swordsmen fills his goblet with some good ale.

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He then sits down to enjoy his well-deserved lunch break while the other knight watches on.

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Everyone else starts hurling insults at their opponents.

Archer: "Why don't you come a little closer so I can shoot you straight through the eye!"

Spearman: "You're a bunch of brainless basket-wearing pigs!"

Other Archer: "Hey Troll! Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries!"

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Factions stats:

Orcs:
Troll HP: 2/2
KIA: 1
Kills: 0

Undead:
Hero HP: 3/3
KIA: 0
Kills: 0

Sir Darius' Black Knights:
Hero HP: 3/3
KIA: 0
Kills: 1

Von Brag's Black Knights:
Hero HP: 3/3
KIA: 0
Kills: 0

Send in your Turn 2 orders!
Remember, as a wise man once said: "Nihil Est Quod Videtur"

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