The Summoner's Playground - Turn 1

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The Summoner's Playground - Turn 1

Post by HobieWan » Thu Jul 28, 2022 3:31 am

My playthings move... The battle begins... excellent.

The Sheriff
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Sensing a nearby bushel of goodies, the Sheriff runs over to don a trifolded 1000 times over katana, a brikbeard's favorite... or maybe it's just a regular katana. It literally makes no difference.

The Pirate... Y'ARRR
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Mirroring the nearby southern sheriff, the mighty pirate charges a crate guarded by friendly pigs and acquires a dual-shot pistol and a... radio? Well that's odd. Wonder what that does.

The Birdwatcher
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Coping with his growing senility, the elderly birdwatcher casts aside his binoculars to deal with the nearby youths. Taking up the rocket propelled grenade launcher, he turns it on the dastardly brootal nearby...
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KABOOM The cylindrical death rains down on the mighty Brootal...
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Fortunately he manages to resist any damage, but lands disrupted by a pile of useless tools.
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Discarding the spent rocket launcher, he takes up the nearby rapier instead as his next utensil of death.

DA BROOTAL
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Enraged at the explosive discharged near him, tinnitus ringing in his green ears, DA BROOTAL launches his harpoon stabber with strength and... surprising flexibility. The harpoon stabber flies through the air...
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And is deflected with a strange show of reflex by the Birdwatcher. (Everyone is rolling terribly this turn, it only gets worse from here.) DA BROOTAL is now unarmed in front of an armed foe...

The Dragon
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Silently admiring his new acquisition, the Dragon hefts up a beastly chainsaw from a nearby crate... but his greed does not start there. The silent hero turns his attentions to the nearby yellow wall...
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And gives it a HEROIC KICK...
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... Hm... This wall is made of wall. (FEAT FAILED)

The Undead Horde
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A mighty swing is taken by the nearby skeleton minion, but he misses the chainsaw-wielding badass.
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A nearby Techno-Deady tries his best to use his Big Grabber(TM) to snatch away the chainsaw, but the Dragon has a firm grip on it.
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The washed-up corpse slowly comes back to life, and hops through the underbrush with murderous intent towards... perhaps a former crewmate? Either way there is no stopping it...
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... Except for Brikthulu-cursed die rolls. In which case a pistol easily stops a sword.

???
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Strange blue Summoner energy appears atop the (gross and dusty) tan house...
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And the Banker enters the battle! (Played by Cyberman)
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"READY TO RISE AND GRIND, STOCKS, WALL STREET, BRIKCOIN... ahem... Where am I?"

T1 OVERWATCH
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STATS
The Sheriff
Lives: (ooo)
Kills: 0

The Pirate
Lives (ooo)
Kills: 0

The Birdwatcher
Lives: (ooo)
Kills: 0

DA BROOTAL
Lives: (ooo)
Kills: 0

The Dragon
Lives: (ooo)
Kills: 0

The Banker
Lives: (ooo)
Kills: 0

The Undead Horde
5/5?
Kills: 0

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