"All right, everyone, you know what's next... Bonehemian, Rhapsody!!"
Fre-bone-ie begins to sing while the battle rages beneath him...
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...
A landslide of skeletons rush Arthur, but he quickly counters with a huge attack, arcing through several skeletons with ease.
Then he crit-fails twice in a row and the Artifakt is flung from his hands!
Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead...
Simultaneously, a skeleton tries to wrestle Van Helsing's gun away from him!
Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away...
Also simultaneously, the skeleton hulk sees an opportunity. He picks up an unwilling skeleton and YEETS him through the air!
MAMAAAAAAAA!! OOOOOOUUUOOOOOOUUUUU!!!
What a throw! The yeeted skeleton collides with the Artifakt in midair!
The Artifakt predictably demolishes the skeleton, but it comes to rest right here.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go ... I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all...
The Vampire Lord sees his chance! He starts to transform into a bat...
POW!!
Van Helsing, against all odds, has managed to turn his pistol (and the vermin skeleton) toward the Vampire Lord and he lands a great shot! (Feat success)
"Wait," his ward says, "why does the Vampire Lord have the same hairpiece as you..."
The beats fill the air and so, too, do these skeletons start to fill in around the Artifakt.
Arthur and his men charge into the fray.
They kill two skeletons!
Tomoe stops and looks to the sky.
"I summon... MY SPECIALERUUUU ATTACKEERRUUUU"
Far above the battle, there is a stirring...
A huge object, orbiting the Brikverse, comes into view...
It starts to fall toward the battlefield, picking up impossible speed for something so immense!
Oh god! It's going to obliterate everyone!
pew!
The regularly sized object hits the undead with tremendous force and splits into two!
Each piece flies through the air with incredible force, shredding bones upon bones! (Feat success)
"We have a chance, now!" Tomoe shouts.
Not so! She's struck by a huge overskill from the Brytish archer above!
"All right, I've had enough," she says, running off.
But why didn't she run to a different edge? Mind your business.
"Uh, guys?"
The chu-ko-nu abandons his orders because you know what, screw this.
This guy is ready to rock and roll.
Arthur leaves his troops to defend him as he goes to grab the Artifakt. Behind him, though, the skeleton weirdo heaves with supernatural might.
The shot plows through both of Arthur's men-at-arms.
Unfazed, he grabs the Artifakt (again) as the skeletons file in unopposed.
"HA!" the Vampire Lord shouts, "What will you do, now? Your edge is far away, and I have you pinned!"
"The only other threat to me is stuck in close combat with my minions!"
"Face it, you have chance against one such as I."
Arthur considers for a moment.
"Okay, but, what if I just walk off this edge?" he says. "That's a lot of dice rolls if I go the other way. Seems like a lot of hassle."
"I'll just try this..."
Holy shit he fucking won! Arthur fucking did it! You other losers fucking WISH you had thought of that. Holy fuck BRYTON FUCKING WINS IT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Final Overwatch and some carnage. I would have taken more but the mass of skeleton bones looks like garbage in this lighting.
Thanks for playing everyone!
