Battle of the Red Keep: Turn 1

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Battle of the Red Keep: Turn 1

Post by FISH!!! » Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:04 pm

It begins...
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Sir Pablo
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Pablo runs to get his horse, while his bodyguards head for the walls. The pikemen head down into the courtyard.
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The fire bombs are handed out.
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And the same on the other side.
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The backsmith set to work on the captapult...
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The officer runs down the ramp...
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The pikemen spread out across the courtyard.
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The cleric casts a buffing spell on those on the wall giving them +2 armour.
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Pablo reachs the catapult, but can't hit anything...
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The officer opens the cell... "Your time is up!"
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However it all goes wrong and th prisoner escapes (That was sort of more down to the fact she's a Demi-Hero and used a heroic feat and only lost one HP)
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She lands and pulls out a knife.

Dark Elves
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Mage: "Forward men, skirmish order!"
The sharpshooters run to fire on the walls.
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The SpearElves and Healer follow behind staying well out of range of the walls. 2 elves move the mortar up into position and Fabian moves to fire the first shot...
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........ Oh dear........ [failed feat] The 2 elves (and the mortar) are obliterated, Fabian isn't even scratched.
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Sharpshooters manage to kill a knight, but not before he throws his firebomb, incinerating his killer.

Trollz
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The Bezerker takes 2 boyz towards the castle, while the officer takes the other 2 and the Half-Troll (who failed his magic feat) behind the Dino. The Orc follows. Urack directs his ArrowBoyz to fire on the defenders, but they all miss...

Dwarves
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The Dwarves in the court yard do some repositioning and Alax starts a War Cry...
Alax: "Listen ta me, fellow Dwarves! Our foe's greatly outnumber us! But we shall show them the razgrizzly of our race! Shout Dwarves, shout show them we are not worried by they're might!
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...the Dwarves begin to beat their weapons together...
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Alax: "This day, no matter what tha odds we shall fight! And even if we fall, our people, and all other races shall remenber this day! We shall be remenbered! So shout now! Give them a taste of what's to come!
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All: "The Axes of the Dwarves! The Dwarves are upon you!"
(After that Lord of the Rings quote, all Dwarves have a +1 mod to all stats.)

At this piont, I remenbered Pablo catapult shot, so...
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It flies through the air...
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*BAM* ArrowBoy down.

Malak's Undead
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The mages moved and started casting, got mixed up and failed to do anything. The Goblins, and Undead elites move up as well. The Ballista moved over, but couldn't shoot past the Trollz. Malak spured after it and Buffed it's range and accurasy. The Shade Ninja leaps into the air...
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...and vanished from sight!

Lucians Undead
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DreadKnight leads the Undead Knights forth, however once more the Trollz are in the way... The Battering Ram follows along with both Demons guarding the flanks.
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Lucian and his skeletons follow on. Lucian raises his hand and calls forth a billowing cloud of bone dust. (I decided not to repersent this as 3 evil armys are mixed up together.)

Bandits
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Marko and 4 bandits load into the "Tortoise" and set off towards the wall, moving over the chared Dark Elf. (You'll notice at this piont I'd got bored and revampded the Dark Elves)
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The rest of the Bandits move after them led by the Mage, the heavies are slowed by their armour and weapons.

Reinforcements
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"Fooliissh mortalss, it'ss tiime to diie."
Zelzeikaza has joined Lucian's force.

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Things look grim for Pablo's men...
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*CHRASH* Secret Faction 4 activated!
Valker: "These undead cannot continue this rampage!"
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Secret Faction 1 activated!
Pablo: "So they came at last, Pembridge has sent aid!"
Knight: "A little to late. They are now out side a siege!"
Pablo: "It matters not, they came and I welcome their aid."

Overviews
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Kill Chart:

Sir Pablo:
Kills: 2
Alive: 18/19 + horse

Dark Elves:
Kills: 2 of own men + own mortar + 1
Alive: 8/11

Trollz:
Killz: 0
Alive: 11/12 + orc + croc + dino

Dwarves:
Kills: 0
Alive: 10/10

Bandits:
Kills: 0
Alive: 15/15 + "Tortise"

Lucians Undead:
Kills: 0
Alive: 12/12

Malak Undead:
Kills: 0
Alive: 14/14 + Balista

Pembridge:
Kills: 0
Alive: 14/14 + ship

Titan:
Kills: 0
Alive: Yes

My usless dice seem to be doing their job badly, as usual...

That's all.

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Post by solvess » Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:18 pm

Well... that sucked for me anyways nice turn other wise.
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Post by BFenix » Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:20 pm

Oh boy, this is going to be EPIC :)
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Post by Rocket_Saint » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:34 am

Ha ha, Nicely done fellow players. And to you Fish for that speech for my Dwarves.

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Post by Killer Karetsu » Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:07 am

Trollz please get out of the way...
NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
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Post by lrdofbricks » Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:15 pm

how bout we make you a way?
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Post by Bragallot » Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:55 pm

How about you begin slaughtering each other in a typical evil fashion, which would save me the bother 8)

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Post by Warhead » Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:39 pm

Grrr, suck it up you scum, stop looking foolish in front of the do-gooders and god botherers. Besides, you forget just who's at the very back of you all so if there is any, accidents... then I might just begin some punitive motivating... which, ok, is the same thing but if someone doesn't get their hairy green smelly arse out my face soon then I'm gonna go into kill frenzy overload and obliterate everyone.
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Post by Robot Monkey » Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:50 pm

Warhead wrote:Grrr, suck it up you scum, stop looking foolish in front of the do-gooders and god botherers. Besides, you forget just who's at the very back of you all so if there is any, accidents... then I might just begin some punitive motivating... which, ok, is the same thing but if someone doesn't get their hairy green smelly arse out my face soon then I'm gonna go into kill frenzy overload and obliterate everyone.
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Post by Warhead » Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:16 pm

She be showin' her true colours now Cap'n, definitely hostile!.. Shall I deploy the raccoon, Arr?
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Post by Rocket_Saint » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:06 am

Warhead, That Sig is so good. I was just watching Fire Fly earlier today ha.

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Post by Warhead » Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:18 am

Thanks, it's one I've used before but yeah, Firefly is still the best show to date IMO.
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Post by Rocket_Saint » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:57 am

Isn't it though? Man...now I want to make a spacer crew ha ha.
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