DA DOOF WAGEN
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DA DOOF WAGEN
IN THE TIME BEFORE TIME...
THE ANCIENT EARTH GOD LAID DOWN A BEAT
AN ARCANE RHYTHM BELOW OUR FEET
THE ENTIRE PLANET BEGAN TO SHAKE
IT WAS A 120 BPM EARTHQUAKE!
AND THEN THE GROUND WAS REND ASUNDER
THE EARTH GOD ROSE WITH CRASHING THUNDER
HE THREW DOWN METAL! HE THREW DOWN ROCK!
THE PEOPLE WORSHIPPED ANYWHERE HE'D WALK!
HE WAS MAMMOTHRA!
THE MIGHTY BROOTAL GOD!
MAMMOTHRA!
THE PEOPLE WILL BE AWED!
MAMMOTHRA!
LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A GUN!
MAMMOTHRA!
YOU'RE GONNA WANNA RUN!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S GOT A GUN IN THE BACK!
MAMMOTHRA!
ANTI-AIR ATTACK!
THE BROOTAL BAND BEGAN TO PLAY
A MILLION GIGAWATT DISPLAY
A SPECTACLE OF BLOOD AND SOUND
MAMMOTHRA'S BASS WILL SHAKE THE GROUND!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S GOT ARMORED SIDES!
MAMMOTHRA!
HIS BADASSERY IS CERTIFIED!
MAMMOTHRA!
THE MUFFS PROTECT HIS EARS!
MAMMOTHRA!
HIS MIXTAPE WOULD END YOUR YEARS!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S AUTOMATIC!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S HYDROMATIC!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S GOT SEVEN MILLION HORSEPOWER!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S A FIFTEEN INCH TALL TOWER!
MAMMOTHRA!
MAMMOTHRA!
MAMMOTHRAAAAAAAAA!
THE ANCIENT EARTH GOD LAID DOWN A BEAT
AN ARCANE RHYTHM BELOW OUR FEET
THE ENTIRE PLANET BEGAN TO SHAKE
IT WAS A 120 BPM EARTHQUAKE!
AND THEN THE GROUND WAS REND ASUNDER
THE EARTH GOD ROSE WITH CRASHING THUNDER
HE THREW DOWN METAL! HE THREW DOWN ROCK!
THE PEOPLE WORSHIPPED ANYWHERE HE'D WALK!
HE WAS MAMMOTHRA!
THE MIGHTY BROOTAL GOD!
MAMMOTHRA!
THE PEOPLE WILL BE AWED!
MAMMOTHRA!
LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A GUN!
MAMMOTHRA!
YOU'RE GONNA WANNA RUN!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S GOT A GUN IN THE BACK!
MAMMOTHRA!
ANTI-AIR ATTACK!
THE BROOTAL BAND BEGAN TO PLAY
A MILLION GIGAWATT DISPLAY
A SPECTACLE OF BLOOD AND SOUND
MAMMOTHRA'S BASS WILL SHAKE THE GROUND!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S GOT ARMORED SIDES!
MAMMOTHRA!
HIS BADASSERY IS CERTIFIED!
MAMMOTHRA!
THE MUFFS PROTECT HIS EARS!
MAMMOTHRA!
HIS MIXTAPE WOULD END YOUR YEARS!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S AUTOMATIC!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S HYDROMATIC!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S GOT SEVEN MILLION HORSEPOWER!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S A FIFTEEN INCH TALL TOWER!
MAMMOTHRA!
MAMMOTHRA!
MAMMOTHRAAAAAAAAA!
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MAMMOTHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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This is awesome
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN
This is insanely awesome, and so are the accompanying lyrics. But I can't help but notice that the lowest level of the platform is more or less empty. I think you need to put in a Brootalz mosh pit.
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Nice! Love the metal band with a tambourine guy, and that the BROOTALZ were considerate enough to give the mammoth hearing protection. BROOTALZ only abuse people not animals.
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They definitely moshTheblackdog wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:05 pmThis is insanely awesome, and so are the accompanying lyrics. But I can't help but notice that the lowest level of the platform is more or less empty. I think you need to put in a Brootalz mosh pit.
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Okay this is pretty ossum, but like there's no way a creature with that few size points can hold all that shit. Now there's like fudge exceptions for like things that are cooler, but I don't know if it's cool enough to justify this gross excess. I think you gotta build a better background and then it will be more like you know fudgeable or whatever.
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Perhaps the Brootalz are like da Orks in 40K. If they THINK the mammoth can carry all of that, then it can.Natalya wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:58 amOkay this is pretty ossum, but like there's no way a creature with that few size points can hold all that shit. Now there's like fudge exceptions for like things that are cooler, but I don't know if it's cool enough to justify this gross excess. I think you gotta build a better background and then it will be more like you know fudgeable or whatever.
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I just checked the requirements, looks like it hits all the cool enough checkboxes. Gross excess justified
If it wasn't brootalz, I'd say the platform had an independent power source and boosters to aid propulsion. Give opponents more devices to target to bring it down in different ways.
Because it's brootalz, I'd say the brootalz make it work by force of will. More brootalz = more fudge. As brootalz die, the mammoth gradually loses its ability to ignore the laws of physics.
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My plan was to treat the stage and the mammoth as a single creature together, akin to a world turtle or something.
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN
Absolutley BADASS!!!. I wonder, how balanced is it? Seems it would have a propensity to tip over
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The mammoth is surprisingly stable.militaryfreak wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:48 pmAbsolutley BADASS!!!. I wonder, how balanced is it? Seems it would have a propensity to tip over
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