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Post by Silverdream » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:01 pm

Best force ever.
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Post by Zupponn » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:28 pm

You have a serious talent for weapons Warhead.
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Re: Immortal Empire feces: Units, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by stubby » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:44 pm

Zupponn wrote:You have a serious talent for weapons Warhead.
The most important thing about a Warhead is whether or not it's properly armed.
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Re: Immortal Empire feces: Units, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by Warhead » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:16 am

LOL! *bows... while still keeping a weary eye on these Brikwarriors*

In light of my patchy return, you think we can clear up all the feces around here?.. It's bad enough the Mini-scale T.a.r.r.e.n I made is now called my floppy penis, which, ok, IS actually highly funny but Stubbs ol' boy, it's getting so we can't move for all the feces around here (not an invite to change f.o.r.c.e.s. to cock or something else either btw). This isn't the Human Centipede you know... despite many similarities. Let the movie go maaan! It's over! Move on!
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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by IVhorseman » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:47 am

but but

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Post by Cyko-Destructo » Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:18 am

Baaah I was wondering if he'd ever return. Place seems <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> more alive
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Post by IVhorseman » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:19 pm

wait, forces is back? aw man

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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by Warhead » Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:06 am

Ha... Archimedes can suck on my leverage. Mountains, Pffshaw!.. now where is that cooldog emoticon in among all this crap..? ah-hA! :dog:
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Post by BFenix » Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:13 am

Even if no new stuff is posted, simply checking out Warhead's sig is still worth it 8)
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Post by Jbgarrison » Wed May 30, 2012 1:33 am

BFenix wrote:Even if no new stuff is posted, simply checking out Warhead's sig is still worth it 8)
I couldn't agree more. :D

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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by IX_Legion » Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:48 pm

Flat-out epic, all of it.

A note on the battlecruiser/battleship: battlecruisers carry battleship grade armament, but have mush lighter armor. They're also much faster. The theory was it could either outfight or outrun anything out there. Looks like you've made a battleship.

Then again, you can call it whatever you like.
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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by Warhead » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:33 am

Please be assured, Grandad knows how best to extract the contents of ovulations.

No, that's an Immortal Battlecruiser and I'm well versed in space and wet naval doctrine... (that actually sounds durty). Immortal Battleships are twice as large. Battlecruisers are for fast raiding behind enemy lines and fleet pursuit/harassment missions.
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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by The Shadowscythe » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:36 am

Where are these new units of yours sire Warshed?

The Scythians have been . . . upgrading during your absence! :owned:
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Post by Apollyon » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:57 am

THe proceedings from the Maniac Beer(tm) contract have been put to good use by the Briktopians as well.
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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by alphafalcon541 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:31 am

Post some pictures showing all your immortal forces on their own warhead.
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