List of Automatic Ban Offenses

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List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by stubby » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:43 pm

Since not everyone is aware of the offenses that result in automatic bans, I'm listing them here for easy reference.

Stubby automatically bans anyone:
  • 6. Trying to make themselves the subject of a thread
    7. Complaining about necros
    8. Quote tunneling
    9. Calling for someone to be banned
    10. Concurring
    11. Complaining about spelling or grammar (except Blitzen)
    12. Posting pictures of dicks (except Tarren)
    13. Being a Piltogg (except piltogg)
Natalya automatically bans anyone:
  • 14. Making rape jokes
    15. Shortening "Natalya" inappropriately
The Shadowscythe automatically bans anyone:
  • 16. If it would be funny to ban them
    17. For posting shit about other people's builds if the shitposter has never built anything themselves
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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:08 pm

what if I shortened your name to stub

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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by stubby » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:51 pm

Overwatch_Elite wrote:what if I shortened your name to stub
That's funny because it's meta. It's also like butts backwards.

I already shorten your name to Ovary, so I might try to get angry just for the sake of hypocrisy.
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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:53 am

stubby wrote:
Overwatch_Elite wrote:what if I shortened your name to stub
That's funny because it's meta. It's also like butts backwards.

I already shorten your name to Ovary, so I might try to get angry just for the sake of hypocrisy.
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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by The Shadowscythe » Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:42 am

I would like to add an auto ban clause to my own list, just to proove I have some standards -

16. For posting shit about other people's builds if the shit poster has never built anything themselves.
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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:06 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:I would like to add an auto ban clause to my own list, just to proove I have some standards -

16. For posting shit about other people's builds if the shit poster has never built anything themselves.
What if the shit is legitimate criticism?

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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by The Shadowscythe » Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:41 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:What if the shit is legitimate criticism?
Legitimate criticism is not shit. Insulting people for their builds without having ever posted something of your own, is shit.

Also, stubby - don't you ban people for concuring with other peoples opinions? Agreeing is fine, concuring - not so much.
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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by stubby » Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:52 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:I would like to add an auto ban clause to my own list, just to proove I have some standards -

16. For posting shit about other people's builds if the shit poster has never built anything themselves.
What if the shit is legitimate criticism?
It's not really legitimate criticism if the shitposter has no credit to begin with, is it.

If there's any merit to the "opinion" he was planning to post, then one of the real forum members will say it before long. But come on. If the shitposter knew anything about building then he'd have already built something.
The Shadowscythe wrote:Also, stubby - don't you ban people for concurring with other peoples opinions? Agreeing is fine, concurring - not so much.
Oh yeah! How could I forget?
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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by Natalya » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:06 am

stubby wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:Also, stubby - don't you ban people for concurring with other peoples opinions? Agreeing is fine, concurring - not so much.
Oh yeah! How could I forget?
I think you should ban yourself for this. I mean I know you were trying to point out the irony, but come on, it would be even funnier if you banned yourself for a day for breaking your own rule. You can also ban me for a day for suggesting you ban someone. Then it would really be funny.
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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by The Shadowscythe » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:31 am

1 day ban for Natalya for asking to ban someone.

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Alas, I cannot ban stubby.
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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by stubby » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:24 am

Natalya wrote:
stubby wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:Also, stubby - don't you ban people for concurring with other peoples opinions? Agreeing is fine, concurring - not so much.
Oh yeah! How could I forget?
I think you should ban yourself for this. I mean I know you were trying to point out the irony, but come on, it would be even funnier if you banned yourself for a day for breaking your own rule. You can also ban me for a day for suggesting you ban someone. Then it would really be funny.
Nice! But I just did that over in the New People thread. I have to wait for the joke cooldown.

Anyway the ban isn't for agreeing, it's for concurring. It's a fine line. A fine, blatantly arbitrary nonsensical line.
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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by Natalya » Tue Oct 13, 2015 12:14 am

Something to add here since it got deleted from Thunderdumb...

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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by Kommander Ken » Tue Oct 13, 2015 12:31 am

I'm glad this is here.

I never knew "sttub" backwards was "butts".

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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

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Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Post by Silent-sigfig » Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:14 am

Natalya wrote:Something to add here since it got deleted from Thunderdumb...

Natalya's Law: I de-mod you if you delete all the posts in a forum.
- Clarification 1: I also de-mod you if you merge all the posts in a forum

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