Fix user control pannel

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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by runnybabbit223 » Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:27 am

That word buttplug...

I meant to say that HitIer wasn't in any postition of command in World War 1, apparently he was gas poisoned in the trenches though, which kinda explains a lot.
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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by Tzan » Sat Nov 14, 2015 11:06 am

Wait...
So you are saying that because Hitler was only a corporal in WWI, that he didnt have the authority to kill Febuary?
Wow, you have really thought this through.

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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by runnybabbit223 » Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:14 pm

Tzan wrote:Wait...
So you are saying that because Hitler was only a corporal in WWI, that he didnt have the authority to kill Febuary?
Wow, you have really thought this through.
Yeah, somthing like that...
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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by Zupponn » Sun Nov 15, 2015 3:03 pm

Tzan wrote:So you are saying that because Hitler was only a corporal in WWI, that he didnt have the authority to kill Febuary?
But he did have the authority to kill February.
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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by runnybabbit223 » Sun Nov 15, 2015 5:39 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Tzan wrote:So you are saying that because Hitler was only a corporal in WWI, that he didnt have the authority to kill Febuary?
But he did have the authority to kill February.
From whom?
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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by stubby » Sun Nov 15, 2015 8:01 pm

Natalya wrote:Wtf is going on in this thread?

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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by Tzan » Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:44 pm

I guess Runny's real name is:
Robert February born 1915

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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by runnybabbit223 » Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:37 am

Tzan wrote:I guess Runny's real name is:
Robert February born 1915
How'd ya guess?

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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by Tzan » Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:12 pm

:D
Well played.

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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by Vami IV » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:17 pm

Tzan wrote:
runnybabbit223 wrote:
Tzan wrote:
Zupponn wrote:They didn't have a February in 1915 because of World War 1.
Hitler killed it.
But Piltogg wasn't in World War 1,

Most likely it was killed in Gallipoli.
Actually Hitler was in WWI, as a corporal I think.
You need to read your Dianetics book closer.
Piltogg was a Lance Corporal in the Imperial German Army. He served as a runner.

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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by lordintype » Sun Dec 27, 2015 3:41 pm

I'm pretty sure that Piltogg was chilling in a dugout when a shell hit and was the only survivor.
The real Piltogg was the friends we made along the way.

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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by Natalya » Mon Dec 28, 2015 7:46 am

I'm pretty sure that Piltogg wrote Mein Kampf in jail and then used the secretly embedded arcane spells to resurrect mind-controlling demons who got the guards to set him free.
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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by Silverdream » Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:28 am

I'm pretty sure Piltogg ran five miles.

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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by Keldoclock » Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:04 am

I'm pretty sure Piltogg's bodyguards had excellent taste in firearms.
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Piltogg himself did not.
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Who carries a fucking .22 revolver for self defense? Even in 1944 when people did not commonly wear armour, it's still silly. Fucking early 1900s. 32ACP, .25cal, all this garbage which provides only the illusion of lethality.

Goering also carried a revolver when he surrendered, but it was arguably much better.

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Re: Fix user control pannel

Post by Natalya » Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:55 am

I'm pretty sure that a thousand orphans died every time Piltogg raised his right hand.
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