BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE [HH Winner 2019]

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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:44 pm

Turn Ten

Note: I had to leave during lunch so I missed some of this, and I asked Ken to photograph some of this while I showed a friend around the fair so there are going to be a few question marks.

The Kid captures some loot and uses it to buy a mechanik. The mechanik repairs the hardsuit and then they commandeer it.
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They also break into the Space Navy dropship.
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The Kid's flytrap ate the sniper that was playing Poop King.
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This Hardsuit was also repaired.
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He also made a death machine from swords and an R2D2.
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Colette showed up.
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The Trattorians destroyed part of a Brooza.
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I think this was a Brootal that got launched into the squad.
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Grimjaw tried to flip over and crush the 45th guys on his back but it caused a lot of collateral damage.
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The Captain was flipped out of his bike, too.
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The crusher car makes sure the cogger tank stays down.
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The heavy Brootalz try to damage the chickadee but fail.
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Not even Ken knows where this truck is trying to go.
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The Portal Beest attacks the fantasy guys.
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Elementals begin to arrive.
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Bookwyrm, intent on making Ninja_bait extremely unhappy, revives Quantumstalker Rolette from the munchfig.
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This squad attacks some brootal squads.
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They gore the closest one.
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The Valkyrie, having failed a stunt roll to get back onto the table, flies out into the convention floor.
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It gets stepped on.
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This squad sneaks up on the field commander and burninate her.
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This squad moves up and picks up more loot.
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The cacademon is surprised to find the revenants suddenly behind it.
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They rip it apart.
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The spacemen move up.
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The myconids attack the portal beest.
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Ken prepares to leave the battle.
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The hero drops his shield as he continues to fail to free himself.
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The Wickerman considers the chickadee flying toward it.
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It grabs brootalz to stuff in its chest to build up bulk.
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It then prepares to jump right at the Chickadee.
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The bees run away. This explosion is going to be big.
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After combining collision damage and explosion damage, all are surprised to see the chickadee still standing.
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RoC and one Brootal are saved by the strong stone walls.
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But most of the people in the wide 10" radius circle are obliterated.
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Why has the flesh come here?
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Ah, something about Rolette.
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The adventurers surround and destroy him.
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I guess the opera lady is attacking this terrorkhan.
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This is definitely one of Ken's pics, because this is well done.
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Oh wait, it's an action sequence!
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Is she about to fall over?
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Yes.
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This seems interesting.
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Ooh they're going to fight the Hellhunt guys.
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Okay yes we get it.
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One dead, I guess.
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The elementals float ominously.
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:55 pm

The wyrm seems to have failed a roll.
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It would be a shame if someone took advantage of it in this state.
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The Iron Maiden mounts the beast.
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Hell yeah
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Awesome
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The Valkyrie II fires its big gun and deals only a couple points of damage to the Baja Blaster.
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GGE base troops finish off the other kneecap.
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Auric attempts a feat to kick Kevin J. Hinkle into the black hole.
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Wait no
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NOOOOOOOOOoooooo
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The chickadee prepares to ram the bees.
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But a sudden gust of wind knocks it off course and it crashes into the GGE truck.
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The mounted rangers try to hit the brootal rider.
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The missile strikes from the Artemis launch.
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Both shots are scattered into the center of the truck and chickadee.
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The shockwave launches ken into the portal.
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Many things die in the 14" circle.
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This calls for the big template.
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Trattorian tanks fire on Mammothra but she surprises Colette with her power. No one else is surprised.
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HEH, SHTOOPID GITS.
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Something confusing happens here about trying to kill this hero.
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Suddenly, the Giant Skeleton falls.
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OVERWATCHES
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by sahasrahla » Mon Nov 04, 2019 12:03 am

that fucking chickadee seems immortal for nine rounds and then it's defeated by a gust of wind lol

all these cool mocs are so inspiring. i wish my Lego wasn't all in storage

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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Nov 04, 2019 12:08 am

Victory was determined by Objectives achieved. This is not the exact list we determined there but it's what I remember. Part of victory was also decided by a die roll.

Colette - 1
- Unlocked a secret faction

Silas - 2
- Ate a Donut
- Unlocked a secret faction

Rayhawk - 4
- Ate a Donut
- Unlocked a secret faction
- Invented Brikwars
- Earned a Snail

The Kid - 7
- Killed Frobo's horse
- Killed OneEye's horse
- Unlocked a secret faction
- Did commerce with Ken
- Ate a Donut
- Commandeered the Star Sailer and crashed it
- Betrayed everyone

Aoffan23 - 9
- Unlocked a secret faction
- Rode the wyrm, the mighty poo, the displacer beast, the Assyrian Hardsuit, and Grimjaw
- Betrayed himself
- Ate a donut
- Captured loot
- Killed Frobo the Swaggins
- Captured the Dew Factory and Baja Blaster
- Destroyed the sphincter
- Had the Captain become Warbawss

Ken - 10
- First Blood
- Won a prize
- Killed Pacifass
- Destroyed the peace spawner
- Won the dance battle with Mr. Skeletal
- Betrayed himself
- Captured loot
- Captured the market (as frostborne)
- Did commerce with The Kid
- Rescued Timmy the Albino Brootal

Bookwyrm - 10
- Killed OneEye
- Killed Pacifass
- Killed Pacifass's horse
- Killed the Giant Skeleton
- Ate a donut
- Won a prize
- Earned a snail
- Captured loot
- Captured the konvergence
- Did not cry when the Star Sailer crashed

Ninja_bait - 12
- Killed every fucking block creature
- Turned Rolette into a munchfig
- Killed Rolette's horse.
- Destroyed the block monolith
- Destroyed the Phantom Tollbooth
- Killed the Bees
- Captured Loot
- Captured the Four Rums
- Made spaceships with mechaniks
- Ate a Donut
- Rescued Pvt. Barnes
- Achieved air superiority
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Nov 04, 2019 12:09 am

sahasrahla wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2019 12:03 am
that fucking chickadee seems immortal for nine rounds and then it's defeated by a gust of wind lol

all these cool mocs are so inspiring. i wish my Lego wasn't all in storage
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by Bolicob12 » Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:19 am

Man I hope i get to participate in something like this at some point. It was awesome.

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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by MadMario » Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:53 am

This. This is Brikwars. *sheds a tear of joy*
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by Space Bunny » Mon Nov 04, 2019 2:37 am

That was wonderful, absolutely wonderful

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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by devincp » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:09 am

This so amazing and inspiring to follow.
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Nov 04, 2019 4:21 pm

Forgot our reenactment of the famous Four Rums painting.

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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by Biochemist » Tue Nov 05, 2019 12:17 am

What an epic and entertaining introduction to Brikwars. Great show. Thanks!

Here is a view of the SpellJammer burning so hot the Four Rums is fully eclipsed by the blaze. The Cerberus pilot impotently looks on, dumbfounded by how his former target and adversary suddenly devastated itself on its own steam. If only he knew his fate was so entwined in the same merciless thread of betrayal and that before long he would be crashing to the turf with the same awed look, maybe he would have made different choices in life. Maybe he would be somewhere else. Be someone else. But he wasn’t.
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by Kaplan » Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:18 am

Most Amazing post in the forum ever. :tiger:

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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:48 am

BONUS PICS
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I uploaded 800 photos from this event. Here's some that I don't think got posted elsewhere:

Pvt. Barnes in distress
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Secutor and GGE tank side-by-side
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Mammothra glamour shot
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SRG preparing to join moonbase
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2 squads of worst-shlock and 2 nega-trons
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Book prepares to cover the table in his stuff
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Ice planet mecha
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HD remake of that shot from the Ragnablok soap
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gundam!
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Name badge
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Ken: How did I put this together?
Also Ken: If it's a spike it probably goes on a brootal
Ken again: basically every part is a spike holder now
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Ducks!
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Ninja_ and the future Mrs_ Bait
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GGE Fleet
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Keeping the ships nice and fresh
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Zupponn summons the skeletals
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Ken unloading stuff
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LOOT
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Donuts. they had a boston kreme with a ghost on the icing and somehow we didn't get one. I'm a fool.
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Blueguy moons the world
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by ninja_bait » Tue Nov 05, 2019 12:56 pm

I can't find the song from this to post as recommended listening, but this train display was behind us and blasting this song on repeat the whole time:



if someone recognizes the song let me know and I'll update the posts!
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Re: [HH19] BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE

Post by Maraxous » Tue Nov 05, 2019 1:37 pm

Amazing game! Glad you all shared it. Ragnablok did not disapoint.

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