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Battle for the kitchen table (1st BatRep)

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:59 pm
by All-knowing-ardvark
hey,

Well, this is my 1st Battle report and 1st post, so don't expect anything like amazing. I used all of my figures, minus the dwarves and jellies and a troll. I think the funniest unit was probably the parrot operated laser cannon! Sorry for the blurry pics, it was a really muggy day with 82% humidity, so we couldnt have any lights on. Sorry for the lack of baseplates. :oops:

Sorry that, but I can't post the pics here, as there are 35 of them. just start at B-1 and you will get a rough idea.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/37609861@N07/page2/

Round 1:
Bad guys go first! Assasin moves, and jumps onto volcano. orcs and skeletons move up, necromancer and nazis hide behind volcano.

Good guys turn:
Lazer discus throwers move up and shoot, and kill the two orcs. Wizard moves up, and summons a bolt of fire from the sky...Mmm, roasted skeleton. Everybody else moves up.

Round 2:
Bad guys turn: Parrot lazer cannon shoots two discus throwers( Polly wanna pwn!). Skeletons all move up. The assasin perfoms a heroic feat, succesfully doing a triple back flip and slicing off the last discus throwers head in mid-air. Then the necromancer raises the skeleton killed by the wizard.

Good guys turn:
The two crown soldires move up, and hack the assaing to little bits, unaware of the skeletons behind them...Then the wizard casts a spell, and throws the remains of the mars mission ship on the three skeletons. Everyone else moves us.

Round 3:

Bad guys turn: The necromancer prepares to cast a spell that will summon a legion of undead...But remeber the volcano? Yeah, before the necromancer can cast the spell, the volcano blows up, and kills everyone.

Winner of the game: Volcano!

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:21 pm
by IVhorseman
Image

AWESOOOOOOOME

EDIT: vvv huh thanks for that vvv

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:51 pm
by tahthing
IVhorseman wrote:Image

AWESOOOOOOOME
Picture fail!

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:40 pm
by All-knowing-ardvark
Thanks IVhorseman! I have a question for you veteran brikwar maniacs: What should I get to spruce up my battles?

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:39 pm
by IVhorseman
Cheetos. Mountain Dew. Beer.

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:14 pm
by tunasailor
Awesome battle report, love the parrot
and cakes are also good for BrikWars.

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:56 pm
by All-knowing-ardvark
Ha ha, thanks.

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:27 pm
by Blitzen
Why do you need to turn the lights off when it's foggy?

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:55 pm
by All-knowing-ardvark
Lol, turn the lights off when its foggy... :lol:

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:35 am
by pesgores
NEEDS BASEPLATES

No seriously, it does.

UNLESS YOU PLAY IT ON NATURAL TERRAIN

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:41 am
by All-knowing-ardvark
I knew youd be jumping down my throat about baseplates...Ok, I can't afford the amount of baseplates I would need to play a game on, ok? One basic green baseplate costs about $8-$10, and I would need about 10, including about 5 raised ones. Sorry, but thats way out of my budget.

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:16 am
by Funky Weasel
I'm seeing a pattern forming:

1. Battle posted without baseplates,
2. Peggy: NEEDS MOAR BASEPLATES,
3. Huffiness ensues, possibly descending into booty bothered.

Let me present an alternative pattern of events:

1. Battle posted without baseplates,
2. Peggy: NEEDS MOAR BASEPLATES,
3. All responses must be made from or incorporate the Buddy Holly Classic, "Peggy Sue".

Peggy Sue, Oh how my heart yearns for you; Oh Peggy my Paheggy Sue; Oh well I love you gal, Yes I love you Peggy Sue.

Lols are had, potential booty bothered is avoided, and another fetish is ground to dust by clusterbombed mockery.

edit: I cannot spell psot. Oh dear, I did it again. "LOL".

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:19 pm
by tahthing
PROTENTIAL booty bothered ALERT!

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:00 pm
by Rody
pesgores wrote:NEEDS BASEPLATES

No seriously, it does.

UNLESS YOU PLAY IT ON NATURAL TERRAIN
baseplate snob..

seriously I dislike baseplates for the simple reason that moving around is less of a hassle and allows for more freedom than it does with baseplates.
also NO battle truly NEEDS baseplates.

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:19 pm
by james+burgundy
yeah base plates area lame-o i mean i love it when i have to spend five min's setting up guys cuz there are not studs for them to stick to and they fall over or when i hit the table and every one falls down cuz once agin there are not studs to hold them FOOL! bast plates rock you are a worse dimmy then me rody stop being a snob