Road to Ragnablok: Prologue
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:47 pm
On the surface of a world within the Impact Zone, Britannian troops protect scientists of the Royal Society as they investigate the aftermath of Third Impact.
The Honorable Professor Weatherington B. Farnsworth the Third: "Hmm... these readings could be consistent with the Ragnablok Hypothesis... but I shall need more time to be sure."
Suddenly, fighters roar overhead.
Britannian commander: "We're under attack! It's the T.L.A.!"
"Our landship and artillery have been hit, but we will not surrender! Men, defend these scientists with your lives-"
"-erm, what's that shadow?"
Professor Farnsworth: "I say, is this some manner of reference?"
President Bob the Unbuilder: "Let's get 'em, boys!"
The Royal Society unleashes a deadly torrent of Scientifik energies...
...but are nonetheless quickly disarmed.
Bob the Unbuilder: "All right, scientists. If you have some interesting data to show me, maybe I won't kill you."
Professor Farnsworth: "You must be mad. Are you even aware of the peril our universe is in? In less than a single Revolution, a wave of violence unlike any we've seen before will sweep across the Galaxy. Monsters and abominations will appear out of nowhere, brootalizing everything and everyone caught in their path, and no one will be spared."
Bob the Unbuilder: "Again? I appreciate the warning, but this stopped being scary after the third or fourth time."
Professor Farnsworth: "'Unlike any we've seen before. Unless you and your nation find some ridiculously contrived means of escape, you are all doomed."
Professor Farnsworth: "But don't take my word for it. This data chip contains evidence that what I say is true. You can have it if you permit me and my subordinates to leave safely."
Doctor Walsingham: "Subordinates? Fuck off."
Bob the Unbuilder: "There could be anything on that data chip. No way am I taking that deal."
Professor Farnsworth: "Shhh... do you hear that?"
Bob the Unbuilder: "...Let me see that chip."
Professor Farnsworth: "No!"
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