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Warning Shots

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:51 pm
by Archduke
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QuantumSmurfer Zee is attempts to teach his friends about the joys of playing tanks. Quantumsmurfers Archduke and Green seem uninterested, but willing to listen nonetheless. They have received little contact from the other Quantumsmurfers since Ragnablok began, and have little idea just what is in store for them...

Suddenly, the group is approached by three figures.

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Deadly SpaceMan: "Hey morons, hand over your butts!"

The Squantumsmurfers look up, rather confused by this rude interruption, though attempting to ignore it.
It isn't until several blaster-bolts begin whizzing past them that the quantums react.

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Green Smashes the skull of one Spaceman into a viscous red paste, Archduke activaites his animu girl form, and bisects the middle spaceman with his own weapon, and Zee commands his army of tanks to obliterate the third. Although Quantumsmurfers typically do not interfere in the lives of normal minifigures, and choose to focus their kanon-shaping abilities on more serious matters, there's nothing in the rulebook that says you can't get your hands dirty every once-in-awhile.

However, the Spacemen are not alone, laser fire begins to pour down upon the Quantumsmurfers, as they rush to duck behind the now upturned table as it is peppered with gunfire.

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Luchardsko soldiers begin to pour out of the woodwork.
AnnoyedZebra: Who are those guys that are shooting at us?
Archduke: I don't know, I've never seen them before
Green: One thing's for sure, we need to leave.
AnnoyedZebra: How are we going to get away without getting shot? If only we had a... (begins talking about tanks and evangelion)

???:Go! I'll Cover you!

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It's Frequently online "forum member" Bing [Bot]!

Bing [Bot]: I'll buy you some time, just remember to use me as your default browser, that way my sacrifice will not be in vain!"

The Quantumsmurfers manage to make their escape, teleporting away to wherever their next appearance will be.
Green: None of us are actually going to switch search engines, right?
Archduke: No
AnnoyedZebra: I'm not either.

Re: Warning Shots

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:28 am
by sahasrahla
lol, good bot

Re: Warning Shots

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:01 pm
by Kommander Ken
Did Archduke turn into an anime girl during the battle?

Re: Warning Shots

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:48 pm
by Bookwyrm
I lol’d hard at “frequently online.” Good bot.

Re: Warning Shots

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 1:54 pm
by Space Bunny
That is a perfect representation of the Bing bot :tiger:

Re: Warning Shots

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:01 pm
by Archduke
I just quoted my entire post apparently?

Re: Warning Shots

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:48 pm
by Zupponn
You just quoted yourself. Are you okay?