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[Anno] Bad Tom's new toy

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:30 pm
by Spectral
The Planet Depresio

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Bad Tom: Good lord this place is dreary. How do y'all live like this?

Grey Legion Representative: We write poetry about our sadness, would you like to hear Ode To My People as written by the Lord of Grey, High Lord Poetica?

Bad Tom: If you start reading poetry to me I will shoot you.

Grey Legion Representative: Noted.

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Grey Legion Representative: This is new Battle Throne sir, courtesy of Lord Contristationeum, leader of the Grey Legion. He hopes our partnership will be beneficial and violent.

Bad Tom: Odd way of putting it but I'll drink to that! Tell Lord Contristationeum that he will always have cannon fodder at his disposal if he keeps sending me pretty things like this.

Grey Legion Representative: He will be of the delighted to hear this.

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Bad Tom: I'm in love.

Argh Argh Sinks: WHAAAAAAAAAAT???

Bad Tom: Jeeezus Sinks calm down, this is purely professional what I have between me and Veronica.

Stabb-0: You named it Veronica?

Bad Tom: Enough! I'm a grown ass man let me have this!

Argh Argh Sinks and Stabb-0: As you wish sir.

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?????: Oi you fuckers are in my territory! PISS OFF!

Bad Tom: Is this guy serious?

Grey Legion Representative: The locals tend to have the, how you say, rage sauce in their bones.

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?????: I SAID PISS OFF, DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND BEAT YOUR ASS.

Bad Tom: Geez, this guy's balls must be made of brass.

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Bad Tom: Alright small fry, get out of here before I test out my new Throne on you.

?????: What the fuck is that?!? Who the fuck are you?!?

Bad Tom: Which button do I press to fire?

Grey Legion Representative: the big of red one.

Bad Tom: Neat.

BOOOOOOOOOOM

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Bad Tom: Now ain't that something. I can't wait to see what else y'all have in store!

Re: Bad Tom's new toy

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:48 pm
by Space Bunny
Wonderful stuff spectral! Long awaited, and worth it!

Re: Bad Tom's new toy

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:56 pm
by Spectral
Thanks! This was pretty fun to do and you helped motivate me to get one done

Re: [Anno] Bad Tom's new toy

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:44 pm
by BrickSyd
crotch cannon?
wth happened to this place?

Re: [Anno] Bad Tom's new toy

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:47 pm
by Spectral
BrickSyd wrote:
Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:44 pm
crotch cannon?
wth happened to this place?
Luckily people stopped designing literal dick cannons in the crotch area. If you think mine looks like one I couldn't care less, its just a gun, that does normal gun things.

Re: [Anno] Bad Tom's new toy

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:52 pm
by BrickSyd
peoples used to get banned for this..
you're all having it way too easy these days

Re: [Anno] Bad Tom's new toy

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:53 pm
by Spectral
BrickSyd wrote:
Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:52 pm
peoples used to get banned for this..
you're all having it way too easy these days
Do you see a set of testicles anywhere? Seriously dude do you have nothing better to do than talk about what shit was like when you were actually active?

Re: [Anno] Bad Tom's new toy

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:57 pm
by BrickSyd
ok that's better

Re: [Anno] Bad Tom's new toy

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:18 am
by stubby
Spectral wrote:
Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:53 pm
BrickSyd wrote:
Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:52 pm
peoples used to get banned for this..
you're all having it way too easy these days
Do you see a set of testicles anywhere? Seriously dude do you have nothing better to do than talk about what shit was like when you were actually active?
Ha ha, I didn't notice how much the six-barrel bit under the cannon looked like a ballsack before.

It was never about the testicles though, it was just a short-lived gag back when we were coming up with new reasons to ban people and Natalya got tired of seeing the same gun mount idea too often.