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The New Emperor

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:11 pm
by ninja_bait
Conselia City. Former capital of Trattoria. Now the center of the Immortal Empire.
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A Terrorkhan general returns from assignment. "Lord Warhead, I have news."
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Warhead: Come forward, General.
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General: My Lord, we have completed the survey of all Immortal Legions. Even after Ragnablok, there are still millions of troops standing ready. However, we have lost contact with the Immortal Galaxy and your grandfather, the Emperor. It appears it was destroyed in the Konvergence.
Warhead: Then I am the next in line for the throne. We are now the Immortal Empire, and I am your emperor.
General: Long Live Emperor Warhead! I will initiate the shard contingency plan at once, my Emperor. We will destroy all the pretenders to your throne.
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Warhead: No need, General. I have already consulted with all the other shards. We are of one mind on the matter.
General: My Emperor! How is such a thing possible?
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Warhead: Something strange happened at the Konvergence, General. But despite our losses at the battle, I have returned stronger. I, and my fellow shards, now share a single hive mind. We are the WARSINGULARITY! With many bodies but only one mind, burning with war, I will complete what my Grandfather merely wished to do - conquer the entire Brikverse!
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Warhead: Inform our allies and summon the Admiralty. I wish to begin our conquest at once.
General: Right away, my Emperor!
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Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:05 pm
by Spectral
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, that is ossum

Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:27 pm
by Infinity
:omnom:

Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:02 am
by Arkbrik
Immortal War 2: Warhead Boogaloo

Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:51 pm
by ninja_bait
The WARSINGULARITY sleeps fitfully that night. Something... someone... poisons his dreams.
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Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:12 pm
by Spectral
Rogue shards?

Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:53 am
by Food_Truk
This is all kinds of Epik, from the tiny representation of Conselia City to WARSINGULARITY.

The Peacenik'd better step up his game.

Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:50 pm
by ninja_bait
Immortal Trooper: The fleet admirals are here as you requested, Emperor.
Emperor Warhead: Good, send them in.
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Emperor Warhead: Lord Admiral Blackdog, Admiral Lyons. How stand the Britannian and GGE fleets?
Admiral Blackdog: The fleets stand ready to serve the Immortal Alliance, and to congratulate you on your ascendancy, Emperor.
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Admiral Lyons: As per your request, we have prepared an invasion plan to begin conquering the Brikverse. We've identified a number of weak systems in the former purple sector. Within Anno, there are several potential allies that would let us take advantage of the chaos there. I believe the T.L.A. is also quite vulnerable and would open a front to invade Luchardsko.
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Emperor Warhead: None of that interests me anymore.
Admirals: :???: :???:
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Emperor Warhead: Technician, display map overlay #A1C48B.
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Bewildered, the Admirals watch as their strategically chosen systems blink out of the map, replaced by bright green dots spread all over the Brikverse.
Emperor Warhead: Deploy your fleets to these systems immediately. Begin eradication procedures.
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Admiral Blackdog: Emperor Warhead, these are Brootal systems. They have no strategic value. The Brootals have stripped everything useful, and according to intelligence are far too busy starting a society to be a threat.
Admiral Lyons: Well, when the GGE was threatened by the Barnacle invasion, we completely eradicated any trace of those monsters so they would never endanger our galaxy again. Perhaps this is the right move. But we should solidify our position before engaging in such a protracted endeavor.
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Emperor Warhead: Do you doubt my strategy? Must I remind you that I have the intellect of a thousand shards combined?
Admiral Blackdog: Of course not, my Emperor. Just thinking out loud. We shall deploy the fleets as ordered.
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Admiral Lyons: Did Warhead always send his troops on fool's errands?
Admiral Blackdog: This is more foolish than most. But these are strange times.
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Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:19 pm
by Kommander Ken
BRING EET YA DUMB BONEHEAD!

Also love the map overlay.

Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 7:09 pm
by sahasrahla
many heads, ONE WAR

Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:34 pm
by ninja_bait
Doctor: At last! A Brootal Sprout! I have been longing to get my hands on one of these since before we proved Maxwell's fungus theory wrong.
Lord Admiral Blackdog: Many troops have died to bring you this, Doctor. This may well be the only one we recover. Can you determine the answer to my question?
Doctor: Does the sun set on Britannia? My facilities at the Royal Society can unlock every secret of this budding beast.
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Blackdog: Captain, make sure the doctor arrives safely and swiftly. No one can know we have this sprout in our possession. I must attend to other duties at this time, but I expect to see you waiting at the fleet rendezvous.
Captain Colliedog: I am your loyal servant, Lord Admiral. BAD DOGS, RAH!
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The Lord Admiral walks into a bustling GGE laboratory.
Admiral Lyons: Lord Admiral Blackdog, I was not expecting you. Does this mean we recovered a sample?
Blackdog: I'm afraid not. It's been the same as anywhere else. The Brootals burn their farms and kill as many of our men as they can before abandoning their camps. We've made some headway but this purge is proving costly.
Lyons: Worth it, I hope, to prevent another apokalypse.
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Blackdog: Still playing with your space simulations, I see.
Lyons: The events of the Konvergence are still poorly understood. The more we know about that black hole, the better. Again, this new brikverse is fragile. Any cataclysm could send it spiraling into another collapse - perhaps permanently!
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Blackdog: Yes, Emperor Warhead wouldn't want that.
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Blackdog: Anyway, I just stopped in since I was early for our strategy meeting. Shall we get to it?
Lyons: Yes, of course. I've been itching for some fleet action, and this latest intelligence looks promising!
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Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:05 pm
by ninja_bait
ONE LEGGY BOI: DO YA FINK DA KALKULATER IS REAL?
BARISTAH: OF KOURSE HE'S REAL, YAH DINGUS! WHO DO YA THINK DOES DA TAXES FOR BREWTAL KOFFEE?
ONE LEGGY BOI: OI HEARD HE USED TAHBE A WARBAWSS BEFORE DA KONVERGENCE BUT DA KAPTAIN PUNISHED HIM BY LOCKING HIM IN A KOMPUTER!
BARISTAH: SHUT UP, DAT'S TROO BUT DA LAST REGIONAL MANAGER TO MENSHUN IT GOT KILLED BY HIS LAYZER EYE! LEMME DO DA TALKIN'!
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WHO DARES ENTER THE INNER SANKTUM OF CRUSHER CYBERSCYTHE, DA MIGHTY BROOTAL KALKULATER?!
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BARISTAH: GREAT KALKULATER, I HAVE JUST COME FROM DA BATTLE OF BRANCH NUMBAH TOITY TREE TO GIVE A REPORT. WE ARE DA LAST SURVIVORS OF A MIGHTY BATTLE AGINST DA IMMORTAL EMPIRE!
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CRUSHER: I AM AWARE OF THIS, AS I AM AWARE OF ALL THINGS! YOUR BATTLE WAS WIDELY TELEVISED AND EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTING! YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST REGIONAL MANAGER TO COME BEFORE ME, GROVELING SO! DIS QUARTER'S REVENUES ARE DOWN ONE BILLION PERCENT! NOR ARE DA IMMORTALS A NEW ENEMY! THEY ARE JUST ANOTHER FACTION OF YELLAH SKINS WHO WILL BE CRUSHED BY DA GREENER GOOD!
BARISTAH: BUT DIS TIME, DEY GOT AWAY WITH A BROOTAL SPROUT! WE TRIED EVERYTHING TO STOP DEM, BUT THEY HAD SOME KINDA FAST RUNNING TECHNOLOGY!
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CRUSHER: NEW DATA RECEIVED, STAND BY FOR KALKULASHUN!
Crusher begins to print a ticker tape.
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BARISTAH: MR. KALKULATER, DIS IS BLANK!
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CRUSHER: THAT'S BECAUSE MOAR DATA IS REQUIRED! INITATING AGGRESSIVE RESEARCH PROTOKOLS! LET DA BROOTAL-IMMORTAL WAR BEGIN!
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CRUSHER: I HAVE ALSO KALKULATED THAT YOUR FAILURES CANNOT BE TOLERATED! BZZZLRAAP!
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Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:30 pm
by Infinity
:omnom:

Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:36 pm
by Infinity
Can't wait to see some more brootalz vs. Immortals.

Edit: Maybe one of those Brootal systems is near me. It gives me something to use my brootalz and immortals for.

Re: The New Emperor

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:38 pm
by Spectral
Aw yisssss, I indirectly killed one leg boi. Now my victory is complete.