[Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

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[Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

Post by Food_Truk » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:16 pm

[PREVIOUSLY...]
[AFTER THAT...]

AT THE HEIST CELEBRATION...

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Ragn: "Enjoy, everyone. They say this is the stuff of legends."
Martha: "I can imagine why, it's impossible to obtain through mundane means."
Danny: "Beer that can make you closer to magik? Oh, this'll be something!"
Stephanie: "That reminds me..."
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Stephanie: "Not that I mind their company, but is there a specific reason you invited medikal emergency personnel?"
Ragn: "Oh, about that..."
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Ragn: "You know how I had to steal this Maniac Beer?"
Stephanie: "Yeah..."
Ragn: "And how it ended up pissing off a lot of groups and entities? Really powerful ones?"
Stephanie: "Yeah..."
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Ragn: "Well..."
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Ragn exhales a puff of smoke...
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Ragn: "This particular YT type pissed off the very Ablogical Binding Substance that holds us together."
Stephanie: "You...You angered ABS?"
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Ragn: "Unfortunately so. Speaking of...Martha? Feels like it's ti-"
* THUD *



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Martha: "Alright Danny, go time. Let's get him to Dr. Ossumsauce like we planned."
Stephanie: "HOLY $#!%!"
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Stephanie: "Is he going to be okay?"
Skull of Pacificass: "Oh, don't worry. This isn't the first time he made an enemy out of reality. He knows what he's doing."
AT THE HOSPITAL...

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Martha: "COMING THROUGH! MEDICAL EMERGENCY!"
Doc. Ossumsauce: "Marvelous! Nurse, fetch the experimental vaccine!"
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Nurse: "Is he going to be okay, doctor?"
Doc: "No idea, this vaccine has only been made today! But it's ninety percent OT so there's enough Ossum to fight off any lame physical defect!"
INSIDE RAGN'S BODY...

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The Yellow Benny cells (which normally defend a minifig's body against microscopic dangers) furiously wreak havoc upon Ragn's body, angry at the theft of their precious YT beer...
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Until something seems to scare the primordial $H!T out of them!
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Prepare your puny minifig bodies for...
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THE KANONA (KANID-69) VACCINE!
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One of the Yellow Benny cells immediately responds to this unknown danger by furiously shooting at it!
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...Which does nothing against the Vaccine's superior OT shield.
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The Vaccine responds in kind to its violent opponent, ripping through the protective layers of the YB cell with its OT Chainsaw!
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The second YB cell attempts to attack the Vaccine, but ultimately falls to its opponent's many weapons.
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The third YB cell gets no chance to escape, as the Vaccine captures it in a web of NGT acids and goes in for the kill...
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Doc: "How are you feeling at the moment, Mr. Valdr?"
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Ragn: "Quite frankly, doctor?"
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Ragn: "..."
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Ragn: "Pretty stable."
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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

Post by ninja_bait » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:25 pm

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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

Post by Food_Truk » Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:16 am

...What?
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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

Post by Arkbrik » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:22 am

Neat!

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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

Post by CaLego420 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:46 pm

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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

Post by Spectral » Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:51 pm

I think everyone is a lil confused because you used Madmario's joke as kanon.
Though I could easily be wrong.
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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

Post by Space Bunny » Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:56 pm

Spectral wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:51 pm
I think everyone is a lil confused because you used Madmario's joke as kanon.
Though I could easily be wrong.
Nah I find that funny. I think the :wtc: is about what's the hell's happening and the mayhem that's happening

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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

Post by Food_Truk » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:35 pm

Spectral wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:51 pm
I think everyone is a lil confused because you used Madmario's joke as kanon.
Though I could easily be wrong.
You say it's a joke but I saw an opportunity to try and make some Kanon to my personal wishes. All I have to do is throw enough shit on the wall, and jot down what sticks and what doesn't. MadMario was generous enough to create the perfect story introduction for me, I'm just running with it.

In this case I handled ABS first since it's a pretty odd enemy and it reminded me of the movie Osmosis Jones, which also gave me the opportunity to use my previously created Kanona virus. By only using the Stability-turning infectious part of the Kanona virus with Ossum materials like OT and NGT (even got it it holding fudge and using magik!) I created a vaccine that attacks hostile ABS and 'stabilizes' them so they stop attacking the body of the minifig.
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Re: [Quantum Inc.] The Kanona Vaccine (vs. Angry Benny ABS Cells)

Post by Spectral » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:15 pm

Hey don't get me wrong, it's a great response and it's clear that you put a lot of effort into it. That's just why I was posting the :wtc: and like I said. I could very easily be wrong.
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