Breakout

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Breakout

Post by Joshua » Tue Jan 25, 2022 9:43 pm

Following his capture at the Battle of the West Emnet Plains, Sir John Lannister has been thrown into a prison cell to rot, until the Dark Lord can think of a good use for him.

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The doors open as a Bull Knight carrying a bucket and a wad of bread comes into the room.

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Bull Knight: "Suppertime?"

Bull Knight without helmet: "Yep."

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Bull Knight: "Alright, you know the drill. Move away from the door."

Sir John: "Yeah, yeah."

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The Bull walks into the prison.

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And sets down the food as Sir John rushes at him.

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Sir John shoves the Bull against the wall, knocking him out.

Bull Knight: "Hey!"

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Sir John grapples the second Bull's axe, preventing him from using it.

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After a short struggle, Sir John slams the Knight against the wall, knocking him unconscious.

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He then grabs the key.

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And puts his armor back on.

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He then drags the second Bull into the cell and locks the door.

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And proceeds to exit the room.

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After surveying the room, Sir John makes a mad dash towards his halberd.

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He grabs it...

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'chop'

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He then goes over to the prisoner.

Sir John: "Who are you, and why are you here?"

Sir Markoth: "I'm Sir Markoth, and to sum it up I'm on a quest to get revenge on those who wronged me, and I ended up captured here after the Undead found me in their territory."

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Sir John: "Good enough. Look, we both want out of this miserable place, so let's help each other out and escape."

Sir Markoth: "I agree!"

Sir John unlocks the jail door.

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But, while he's doing that, three skeletons shamble their way down stairs!

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The two heroes and the Undead immediately start fighting.

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Sir John pins one against the wall with his halberd, while Sir Markoth wrestles with another one.

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Sir Markoth eventually gains the upper hand, impaling the skeleton with it's own spear.

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Then, Sir Markoth retrieves his sword.

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And they both run upstairs.

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Sir John: "More skeletons?"

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Sir John: "Come at me you scum!"

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Resting Guard: "What the?!?"

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The guard grabs his sword and shield while Sir Markoth rushes at him.

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The guard parries Sir Markoth's attack with his shield.

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He swings, but Sir Markoth deflects the blow.

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'slice'

Guard: "Aaugh! Aah!"

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Sir John guts the armored skeleton while Sir Markoth puts the guard out of his misery.

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Sir John: "Quickly! This way!"

Some time later:

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The duo finally exit the dungeons through a small passage, coming out at the base of some small mountains.

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Sir John: "Well, I guess this is where our paths end."

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Sir Markoth: "Farewell!"

Sir John: "Aye! And good luck to you!"
Remember, as a wise man once said: "Nihil Est Quod Videtur"

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