Deep underground in a PLA interrogation facility...
Officer Jerik: "I am going to ask you only one more time, what happened on Suma?"
Manly Man: "Ha ha ha...I will never tell you, PLA scum!"
Officer Jerik: You had better.
Manly Man: Or what?
Officer Jerik: If you decline to cooperate, your homeworld will be forfeit, and our capital ships will open fire upon it.
Manly Man: I have no one left that I care about
Officer Jerik: You are clearly lying, but if you so insist. Not only will your planet be reduced to rubble, you will be torn apart, piece by piece.
Manly Man: I thought the PLA was supposed to be the benevelont force in the galaxy.
Officer Jerik: Sometimes, we are forced to resort to violence. Now, tell me what happened on Suma.
Officer Jerik: Oh my go-did you just spit on me??
Officer Jerik: If he will not cooperate, I believe we need a new method.
BBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Officer Jerik: What in Gor's name was that??
Officer Jerik: He's gone...
Device: Ho...ho...ho...
Officer Jerik: Oh cra....*KABLAMMO!!
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Manly Santa has been freed from his captivity. He runs amok across the Brikverse. He is free...beware of stalkers in the night. Beware of fat men with sacks. Hide your beer, Manly Santa comes...
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If you want to participate in the Rampage of Manly Santa, PM me and I can work out some stuff for you