M.o.M.'s Hunt for Fancy Booze

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M.o.M.'s Hunt for Fancy Booze

Post by Food_Truk » Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:30 pm

CHAPTER 1: "A SNEEZE WITHOUT A REASON..."
"...means someone's talking about you somewhere."
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"You called me here all the way from Tré-Marq, so this'd better be either really important or really interesting."
"Or a cute animal video, those always brighten my day."

"Trust me sir, you're going to want to see this!"

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"BEHOLD! Our state of the art Super Secret Fleebnork Spy Drone!"
"Do you have to do that every time? I invented the damned thing, I know what it is."
"I'm legally obligated to do that, yes. It's in the contract you made me sign, sir."
"...Remind me to double-check all legal documents I've written while intoxicated."

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The spy chief turns on the projector as it makes an outdated whirring sound and a vague recording appears on the screen...
"Wait, is that..."
"We've obtained this footage through sheer luck while we were recording the Fleebnork activity, and we believe these scientists are on the hunt for Maniac Beer, just as you are."

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Ragn stares with bated breath, his eyes focused on Ameeno. Only after a short period does he notice the keg.
"Is that what I think it is?"
"A seemingly antique keg of what appears to be yellow Maniac Beer, indeed."
The greying scientist mumbles under his breath. "...So she's a bit of a collector, huh?"

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Ragn lets out a sigh of relief as they watch the ships fly away just in time.
"...And that's it. What shall we do now, sir?"

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"Tell everyone to contact me with their latest updates, have your spies find and follow those ships, get me information on the possible locations of the remaining kegs and a ride back to Tré-Marq with accompanying troops."
"Yes, sir!"

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"Oh miss Asyd. At first you had my curiosity…but now you have my full attention."

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Re: M.o.M.'s Hunt for Fancy Booze

Post by Food_Truk » Sun Sep 04, 2022 2:52 pm

CHAPTER 2: "A MIDNIGHT SUMMER DREAM"
"Sounds fancy, means nothing. Kind of like your existence!"
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It feels like it's been ages. When was the last time he saw her? How long has it been since he held a gun to someone's head and finished them off with some cheesy one-liner? Are his clothes still fresh and clean?

He does not know, for he is drunk and fast asleep.

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He struggles and mumbles in his slumber, seemingly plagued by his dreams...

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The sky grows dark as he opens his eyes and dread fills his mind. He knows this place.

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"HEY BUDDY!"
"Cheese an' brickin' rice!"

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"YOU! You took your sweet time getting things ready!"
"Oh hey is that pizza don't mind if I do omnomnomnomnom"
"ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?! I've spent months doing nothing while you were coddling that...that wishful brat!"

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"Rude. And for your information, he's gone now."
"So that means I get all the space back that you gave to him?"
"Eeeeh...Not yet."
"OH COME ON!"

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"Have some patience, sheesh! Tell you what, if things go the way I want I can work on getting you all your things back."
"And what am I supposed to do in the meanwhile? Fiddle my non-existent thumbs?"

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"I'm glad you asked, preview time! Nia, show him the goods!"
"Ni hao, master Valdr!"
"Already looking at something good right now."

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"Wait, are these..."
"Legendary custom handguns with finely detailed metallic engravings? Why yes!"
"This is just...Wow."
"There's more shiny things to distract you coming soon. Also go check out your new army. Anything else I can get you, your majesty?"

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"Yeah, I want my place back."
"I don't know what's cuter, you thinking that'll work or having the studs to try it in the first place. Any way, you'd better wake up!"

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"WHUH?!"

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"Wha-it was just a dream? No cool handguns or army?"
Ragn's phone buzzes.

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A colorful text message appeared on the screen...
"Wan'an, master Valdr! Get home safe! Zzz..(ˇ㉨ˇ๑)☆"

"TO BE CONTINUED...Haha I always wanted to try saying that."
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Re: M.o.M.'s Hunt for Fancy Booze

Post by CaLego420 » Sun Sep 04, 2022 10:45 pm

That custom outfit is dope. That finger thing that's your representative is terrifying. Balance has somehow returned to the universe. Hrose humps cardboard cutouts. That is all.

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