Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

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Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by Silverdream » Mon May 19, 2014 2:38 am

Alright, the time has come.

For those who want to judge, or know someone who wants to judge, nominate with a reason. Judges will be picked arbitrarily, but never without reason. Unless the reason is because the judge had no good reason and I want to send a message. This year, four judges of the most exquisitely amoral taste shall join me. For the first year, I will pick judges based on how they fit into archetypes. The archetypes are:
  • -The Whore, Scratch

    -The Athlete, loafofcheese

    -The Scholar, colette

    -The Fool, TheShadowScythe

    -The Virgin, Zupponn

    The Jackoff of all Trades, Brikguy
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Re: Silvawards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by The Shadowscythe » Mon May 19, 2014 2:49 am

I call dibs on the fool.

Also, nice reference brah. You didn't confuse me with your ancient logics.
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Re: Silvawards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by Silverdream » Mon May 19, 2014 3:10 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:I call dibs on the fool.

Also, nice reference brah. You didn't confuse me with your ancient logics.
Your rank is reason enough.

As a judge, you will be expected to look at a lot of things, including your own and judging them on their own merits.

Everyone will have their own biases, however each judge's should be distinct enough so that a conspiracy I didn't intend gives all the prizes to one person.
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Re: Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by loafofcheese » Mon May 19, 2014 4:03 am

I wouldn't mind athlete, but there's no reason anyone should pay attention to me.
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Re: Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by Nimja » Mon May 19, 2014 12:01 pm

I bet brikguy is chosen as the virgin, I know it.
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Re: Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by IVhorseman » Mon May 19, 2014 3:28 pm

Nah, I suggest Colette. Mostly because not being the scholar will piss him off.

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Re: Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by Silverdream » Mon May 19, 2014 5:08 pm

IVhorseman wrote:Nah, I suggest Colette. Mostly because not being the scholar will piss him off.
If I wanted to piss off colette, I would have made him the whore. Which is tempting, but I doubt he'd accept those conditions.

You would also make a funny athlete, even though I think you've established that your legs are painful, but in much better condition.
loafofcheese wrote:I wouldn't mind athlete, but there's no reason anyone should pay attention to me.
You're right. Although I initially considered turning you down because a Debbie Downer would bring the rest of the judges down, I decided to take pity on you.

Will you accept the terms of this ambiguously worded binding contract?
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Re: Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by Scratch » Tue May 20, 2014 8:00 pm

I'll apply for Scholor so that colette can't, plus I know about half as much history as you do (and about 1/100th as much as brikguy does), so that might count for something.
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Re: Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by Silverdream » Tue May 20, 2014 9:19 pm

Scratch wrote:I'll apply for Scholor so that colette can't, plus I know about half as much history as you do (and about 1/100th as much as brikguy does), so that might count for something.
You have been accepted as the Whore.
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Re: Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by Zupponn » Wed May 21, 2014 1:00 am

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Re: Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by Silverdream » Wed May 21, 2014 1:14 am

Zupponn wrote:Hi there.
And we have our Virgin. Congratulations.
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Re: Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by Zupponn » Wed May 21, 2014 1:15 am

Silverdream wrote:
Zupponn wrote:Hi there.
And we have our Virgin. Congratulations.
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Re: Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by Colette » Wed May 21, 2014 1:21 am

Scholar it is then!
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Re: Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by IVhorseman » Wed May 21, 2014 2:24 am

You let this happen.

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Re: Grand Brikwards Judge Nominations 2014

Post by The Shadowscythe » Wed May 21, 2014 2:48 am

IVhorseman wrote:You let this happen.
To be fair, you did too.

So let the judging begin!

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