SVN Silvawards 2015

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SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by Silverdream » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:09 pm

Best Awards

-SVN Brikwards 2014

-Mike Rayhawk Award

-SVN Silvawards 2016

-The Oscars

:winrar: SVN Brikwards 2014


Best Shitter

-Samuelzz10

-Silverdream

-TheShadowscythe

-Apollyon

:winrar: Samuelzz10


Best Villain

-Magneto

-Vami_IV

-Knives Millions

-Colette

-Adolf Hïtler

-Pinkie Pie

:winrar: Magneto


Best Dinosaur

-Ankylosaurus

-Iguanadon

-Triceratops

-Tyrannosaurus Rex

:winrar: Ankylosaurus


Best Foreigner

-Duerer

-Zahru II

-Kaplan

-Warhead

-Zupponn

-Quantum_Surfer

:winrar: Duerer


Most likely to accidentally get pregnant

-Overwatch_Elite

-Scratch

-Theblackdog

-Colette

:winrar: Colette


Best Tank

-Kaplan

-Kaplan

-Apollyon

-Ben-Jammin

:winrar: Kaplan


Most improved

-Silverdream

-Vami_IV

-Mike Rayhawk

:winrar: Vami_IV


Best Historian

-Brikguy

-Silverdream

-TheBlackdog

-Overwatch_Elite

:winrar: Brikguy & Overwatch_Elite


Most Scar Tissue

-Scratch

-M220

-Silverdream

-mgb519

:winrar: Scratch


Best razgrizzly

-TheBlackdog

-Razgriz

-James+Burgundy

-Natalya

:winrar: TheBlackDog


Best Gamemaster

-Arkbrik

-TheBlackdog

-Silverdream

-Vami_IV

:winrar: TheBlackDog


Worst everything

-Olothontor

-Bragallot

-501stCadians

-Asterios

-Adolf Hïtler

-Insert_Blank

-Natalya

-Satan

-The Antichrist

-Chron_Johnson

:winrar: They're all the same person.
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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by Silverdream » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:11 pm

Honestly, the toughest thing I had to choose was best Historian. Brikguy is very factually accurate, but Overwatch's codexes are really well written and get a lot of people into history.
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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by mgb519 » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:48 pm

I wasn't even nominated for best gm....aw.
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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by Tzan » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:55 pm

I'm assuming that "Most Scar Tissue" means emotional scars.

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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by Tzan » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:59 pm

Here is my entry for
Best Joke 2015

A muslim a Sandwich Guy and a christian
walk into a newspaper office,
everyone dies.

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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by Gorthaff » Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:19 pm

This was never supposed to make any sense, right?
I couldn't come up with anything smart, original or funny, so <=THIS=> is what you get.
ENJOY IT!!!

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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by Silverdream » Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:52 pm

Tzan wrote:Here is my entry for
Best Joke 2015

A muslim a Sandwich Guy and a christian
walk into a newspaper office,
everyone dies.
Too edgy for me, kid.
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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by stubby » Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:04 pm

Silverdream wrote: :winrar: They're all the same person.
MIND = BLOWN
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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by Zahru II » Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:35 pm

Tzan wrote: Best Joke 2015
Too soon!

Shame Duerer beat me in my category, but at least I lost to a worthy opponent.
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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by Silverdream » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:02 pm

I've made a lot of jokes here tonight, and I think we've all had <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> of fun. However, it's had to have fun without addressing reality. We need to talk about humanity's real monsters.

Olothontor, he seems like a pretty chill guy, right? Wrong! He stole all of Ross Varn's computers before hooking up with 501stCadians girlfriend with no prophylactic. Having gotten Blitzen pregnant, he decided to name this bastard child after a Doctor Who character. Ross_Varn threatened to press charges, but Olothontor's Dad was able to scare him into being quiet.

Natalya seems nice, doesn't she? I think she's about as nice as Eichmann. Natalya regularly targets the disabled on brikwars forums by blaring music. She also mocks the victims of police violence by making lego vignettes. Compared to her alt, Oloth she may be as harmless as a kitten, but every cult has it's own claws.

Insert_Blank is what I would call a pathetic bastard. He tries to circumvent my authority on anime and make me look weak, even though his disruptive opinions never succeed at anything but making himself look stupid.

501stCadians has never given me anything on steam. We both know I have steam, we both know that I like games. But he hasn't been able to put two and two twogether, possibly because he's fourgetful. I'd say he's one of my least fivourate Canadians.

People treat the Silvawards as some circlejerk where everyone can just have fun and touch someone else's weiner, but it's more than that. This is the last forum that's allowed to speak it's mind without fear of ban or editing. All the opinions and information in this forum is changed by me to be 100% correct. I'd say that there are only three people who you can completely trust on this forum. Me, Brikguy and Overwatch_Elite.

Mike Rayhawk, sometimes referred to as a golden god is corrupted, so that he is no more but a silver dream.
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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by Colette » Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:50 pm

I'm a guy, Silva. An asexual at that, too.
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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by Tzan » Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:53 pm

Silverdream wrote:
Tzan wrote:Here is my entry for
Best Joke 2015

A muslim a Sandwich Guy and a christian
walk into a newspaper office,
everyone dies.
Too edgy for me, kid.
I thought you where in college now.

You see its really just a test of your own racism.
Any one of those people could have done the killings, but each person will think it was really just the one from the group the reader hates.

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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by Tzan » Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:55 pm

Zahru II wrote:
Tzan wrote: Best Joke 2015
Too soon!
That's what the NRA said,
after each school shooting.

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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by Duerer » Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:11 am

Silverdream wrote:Best Foreigner

-Duerer

-Zahru II

-Kaplan

-Warhead

-Zupponn

-Quantum_Surfer

:winrar: Duerer
Wow, I kinda feel honoured.
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Re: SVN Silvawards 2015

Post by stubby » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:43 am

Tzan wrote:
Tzan wrote:A muslim a Sandwich Guy and a christian
walk into a newspaper office,
everyone dies.
Any one of those people could have done the killings, but each person will think it was really just the one from the group the reader hates.
Fucking newspaper offices, they can't be trusted!
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