His Bow Fires Katanas, A Poem by Zupponn

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His Bow Fires Katanas, A Poem by Zupponn

Post by Zupponn » Wed May 21, 2014 4:23 pm

His bow fires katanas,
Every day and every night.

His bow fires katanas.
He creates his enemies' fright.

His bow fires katanas,
And they always hit their mark.

His bow fires katanas.
Fuck you, I'm a shark.
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Re: His Bow Fires Katanas, A Poem by Zupponn

Post by Silverdream » Wed May 21, 2014 4:30 pm

Love it, reminds me of King Scratchian.
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My gun shoots swords,
and these swords shoot guns,
And my sword shoots guns
that shoot swords
that shoot guns.
My crown is made of C4
and you are my bomb.
My palace throne room
is your family's tomb.

My scepter's a bat
that shoots pills
that make me shit gold.
If you swallow one,
you'll slowly explode!
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Re: His Bow Fires Katanas, A Poem by Zupponn

Post by Theblackdog » Wed May 21, 2014 4:30 pm

I need to buy one of those Atlantis shark heads so I can make a minifig of this guy.
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Re: His Bow Fires Katanas, A Poem by Zupponn

Post by IVhorseman » Thu May 22, 2014 1:37 pm

Glorious.

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Re: His Bow Fires Katanas, A Poem by Zupponn

Post by Nimja » Fri May 23, 2014 12:12 pm

Theblackdog wrote:I need to buy one of those Atlantis shark heads so I can make a minifig of this guy.
I've saved you the effort:
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Also; this song has been added to the wiki under brik songs, with Friggin in the riggin.
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Re: His Bow Fires Katanas, A Poem by Zupponn

Post by Aslocate » Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:48 pm

Zupponn wrote:Fuck you, I'm a shark.
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If that's not smiley material I don't know what is.
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Zupponn wrote:Fuck you, I'm a shark.

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Re: His Bow Fires Katanas, A Poem by Zupponn

Post by lordintype » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:01 am

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