Space Austrian history [EXTENDED]

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Space Austrian history [EXTENDED]

Post by Archduke » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:18 am

No one knows when or why the deadly spacemen showed up, they just appeared one day, there had been almost no life in that area beforehand, but that all changed when the spacemen brought the seed ofdestruction to these empty worlds. Thevspacemen ruled for many eons, but the cracks inevitably began to show through. With the fall of the original spacemen, the now unoccupied and chaotic territory was claimed by "rising" Phoenix Hapsbrik, conquerer of a million worlds, and the first in the infamous Hapsbrik line. Phoenix disappeared one day, leaving his kingdom to be split among his kin, and eventually forming many countries, among them, the Archduchy of Space Austria. (Many believe that Phoenix still lives, and shall someday return at the "coming of the third siege") The Space Austrians steadily grew in power, claiming much territory (most of which is now in soviet hands) and formed the Pakadin guards, a standing army to defend their lands. They later joined the Holy Briks league, and served dutifully along with the (future) Unified Republik Poland, Hungarians, holy romans, and others. Perhaps their most noteable victories during this time were their involvements in the war of Austrian Successes, as well as their two victories over the AUTO-man droid Turks, in the sieges of planet Vienna ( in which they were heavily aided by the Polish.) following the second siege, Space Austria formed a union with the Hungarians, forming the empire of Space Austria Hungary. The joint empire controlled a vast portion of the galaxy, but these good times were not to last. When Archduke Franz Ferdibrik was shot and killed, the empire declared war on the space-Serbs, leading to war with the future USSSR. And although the Austria-Hungarians experienced initial successes, they were eventually defeated and forced to surrender most of their territory. Unable to maintain a large army, the Space Austrians were nearly ruined, but then, fate played its cruel hand.
The weak Archduke Bob, having no other choice, surrendered all of his resources to the Intergakactik Facist Alliance (many Bavarian troopers that took part in the TA-AN war were Space Austrians) but worse yet, with tek supplied by the Immortals, thousands of Peaches were rounded up for slaughter.
With the ending of the war, the Space Austrian Reich was pushed back to The planet of Old Vienna, and its one moon, Orchard.
Orchard was the "holding cell" for around 50 million Austrian Peaches, and all semblance of government fell apart on Old Vienna during the Communi-Facist insurgence. At its lowest low, radical change began.
Ato Hapsbrik, rightful heir to Space Austria, lived an active life on Orchard, his family had been excluded from politics ever since they had consistently bred with peach minifigures, but Ato's claim was far more than anyone else's. Ato began going from town to town, preaching revolt, and the creation of a new, and fair state. Ato was aided by a resentful Assyrian Peach Named Von Ernst, who aided him in organizing the Burghers, an all-peach orricial military force. When guards cane from Okd Vienna on transport ships, the burghers seized them, ship after ship was sent to arrest the insurgents, only to be captured, one day, the Burghers attached Old Vienna with all of the captured transports they had. The planet put up little resistance, and Ato ascended to the throne.
Ato set right to work reforming the government, he returned the Reich to its Archduchial state, and imposed a parliamentary system, supported by a loyal populous and a powerful intergalactik army. Ato then began to reclaim the land he once lost. He took a wife ( who is probably a much better leader than he is) and began invading system after system, returning the Empire back to a healthy 3,000 or so worlds spread around about 700 systems. Once he was sure that he had enough power to make himself visible, Ato requested an alliance with the RC, which was highly successful.
In more recent events, the space Austrians fought several battles over an anchient super weapon, and attempted to destroy the galaxy's financial heart. And though the attempt was thwarted, the Space Austrians showed that they meant business. (The possibility of war between the SA and the Trattorians is still high, but lack of available forces on both sides may lead to the conflict quieting.)
Following this, the Space Austrians pursued friendship with the Darkstorm Empire, which gives them the opportunity to improve trade, as well as study the dark forces and their power.
The Space Austrians have been involved in several other conflicts, and continue their dominance as a powerful empire, and a force to be reckoned with.
Reports of a massive AUTO-man droid Turk force approaching the planet of Vienna III, though worrying, are prepared to be felt with...
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Re: Space Austrian history [EXTENDED]

Post by Omega Prime » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:01 pm

gotta love knitting needles. i can make you a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.

What was that middle part again?

i can make a hat

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