Thanks!Abaddon127 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:05 pmHey Ken, I don't wish to damn you with faint praise, but this is the greatest thing I've seen this year.
TURN EIGHT
"Oh yeah, there was a one of those Brootal warlords behind us wasn't there?"
"Go ahead lads. I'm not wasting my heroic feat on that loser."
*kachink*
"WAAAIT."
"I AIN'T DONE WIFF YOU IMMORTAL SCRUBZ!"
The Immortals answer with a hail of gunfire.
And not even Grimjaw is tanky enough to absorb the incoming damage. Grimjaw has been defeated!
Meanwhile on the intact side of the wall, Terrorkhan struggle to take out a single grunt.
One of them finally turns its head into green pulp.
Another fires into the crowd below but misses.
The lone terrorkhan on the battlefield tears into two grunts at once with his trusty OTC. "I could do this all day, greenskins!"
Sigma shard strides toward the edge of the bunker and observes the broozer below. "We don't have the firepower to take that big motherfucker out, do we? Unless..."
He radios in onto the Immortal battlenet.
"Blackhawk 7, this is Bigdaddy Sigma. I need a favor."
"Acknowledged Big...Bigdaddy Sigma, this is Blackhawk 7."
"Blackhawk, I need an airstrike on a target."
"Coordinates sir?"
"Its the fucking giant walking tank. You don't need the latitude and longtitude for fuck's sake."
"Acknowledged. Blackhawk 7 on-route."
"You're weapons-free, Blackhawk. FUCK. IT. UP!"
"Target locked. Rocket pods armed."
Feat failure!
"Fuck! Taking heavy fire!"
The broozer takes out one of the dropship's engines. Killing the pilot as well. The gunner survives.
"We're hit! My pilot is dead and we're goin' down!"
"I've lost control of her!"
"Fuckfucfuck!"
"Get outta the waaay!"
"Well."
"Fuck me sideways."
*KRA-BOOOOOOM!!!*
The dropship flattens Warhead and sends all four of the specialists flying into the streets.
The dropship crashes into the street. Two out of four of the specialists die. Warhead has been incapacitated!
The dropship also crushes the spider tank, killing the operator inside and rendering the tank effectively dead. One the other side of the wreckage (not pictured because I blurred the shit out of it) are the two surviving specialists. Disrupted but somehow still alive.
The rest of the bunker is crushed.
The explosion shockwave rocks a nearby terrorkhan to the ground, alive but disrupted.