Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse
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Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse
Location: System Zero in the Council of 500, The Boule Citadel. Legislative seat of the C500.
Representatives from the RC wait impatiently with Councilor Karthik, the shadow president. The C500 has been nominated for membership in the RC, the council has approved the alliance, and the treaty has been prepared for signing, but there is a delay.
Paula Von Oberstein, Ambassador of M-Throne: This is insane bureaucracy. Surely you, as the second to the head of state, can sign the treaty.
Councilor Karthik: As I have explained many times over the last few days, until we can confirm the death of President Vader, I cannot assume his responsibilities. I find it distasteful, to be honest, that you have written off Vader and Sir Gawayn so easily.
General Atto bursts into the citadel. "The city is under attack! The Empire has breached our defenses!"
DK Warhead Shard: We breached more than the city, nerds. Say good-bye to your self-determination, whatever you guys are called. Immortals FOREVER!
Atto: Die, you scum!
Warhead: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
With a magical wave of the strange book he wields, Warhead conjures up a random redshirt!
URK!
Warhead: HAHAHA! With the Visual Dictionary, I have a limitless supply of redshirts! I am invincible!
Karthik: We will not cow to megalomaniacs! We will fight to the last man!
THE BATTLE FOR THE NINJA_VERSE BEGINS
Representatives from the RC wait impatiently with Councilor Karthik, the shadow president. The C500 has been nominated for membership in the RC, the council has approved the alliance, and the treaty has been prepared for signing, but there is a delay.
Paula Von Oberstein, Ambassador of M-Throne: This is insane bureaucracy. Surely you, as the second to the head of state, can sign the treaty.
Councilor Karthik: As I have explained many times over the last few days, until we can confirm the death of President Vader, I cannot assume his responsibilities. I find it distasteful, to be honest, that you have written off Vader and Sir Gawayn so easily.
General Atto bursts into the citadel. "The city is under attack! The Empire has breached our defenses!"
DK Warhead Shard: We breached more than the city, nerds. Say good-bye to your self-determination, whatever you guys are called. Immortals FOREVER!
Atto: Die, you scum!
Warhead: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
With a magical wave of the strange book he wields, Warhead conjures up a random redshirt!
URK!
Warhead: HAHAHA! With the Visual Dictionary, I have a limitless supply of redshirts! I am invincible!
Karthik: We will not cow to megalomaniacs! We will fight to the last man!
THE BATTLE FOR THE NINJA_VERSE BEGINS
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Immortal Alliance:
GGE
Immortals - kommander ken
Britannia - bookwyrm
Rubrum Crucesignatis:
M-Throne
Imperial Magikstrate - redrover
Poland - duerer
C500 - Falk
Immortal Alliance:
GGE
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Paula Von Oberstein and 3 regular troops (in the citadel)
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Heavy drone
3 Light Drones
Artillery gun
Wampa McFuckhands with two handlers, 3 flamethrower guys, guardsmen (something like 14 stormtroopers, 12 clones)
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Rocketeers (11)
Dropship with commando team of 5
Regular troops (30)
Not pictured: the Type 500 Mobile Suit, the Fast Attack Tank, and Councilor Karthik, the hero.
3 Light Drones
Artillery gun
Wampa McFuckhands with two handlers, 3 flamethrower guys, guardsmen (something like 14 stormtroopers, 12 clones)
More guardsmen
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Rocketeers (11)
Dropship with commando team of 5
Regular troops (30)
Not pictured: the Type 500 Mobile Suit, the Fast Attack Tank, and Councilor Karthik, the hero.
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Big mech pls
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IMMORTALS FOREVER!
please.
please.
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Brittania pls if you don’t mind
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Hell yeah I'll be taking Poland!
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Warhead: Prepare yourselves, losers, to face the power of the mighty Ragnabook of Stability, the very essence of Kanon itself, BRIKWARS: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY!
bing!
Kowalski: Step aside, chumps.
shwing!
Kowalski: Trust me...
KA-KRASH!
Kowalski: ...I know what I'm doing.
Paula Von Oberstein attempts to use the power of magnets to pull the Terrorkhan equipment away from them.
Wrong polarity!
Councilor Karthik takes a lunge at Warhead.
Warhead: Come on come on work you stupid book
Warhead: HA!
Warhead: Huh?
Warhead: Hrk!
Karthik holds the would-be conqueror with his blade, bringing him within just a point of his life.
Meanwhile, outside the citadel walls, Captain Colliedog howls out the warcry of the Bad Dogs, giving all his troops a morale boost.
The Laser Master cavalry charges at the C500 infantry.
One gets some kills while the others get tangled up.
The other side gets a lot more carnage in.
Suddenly, a soldier's head explodes in gore.
Sniper: One shot, one kill.
Vehicles rush forward, weapons hot.
The Type 500 absorbs most of the fire with its shield, but takes a couple hits.
The tank lets out a heavy blast.
Whoops!
The Type 500 fires back at the tank.
ping!
The infantry fires back at the Laser Masters, with some success.
The Rocketeers move up and obliterate a jeep and a scout.
On the other side, the tank and dropship move to flank the Imperial fighter. The tank's gun jams.
Meanwhile the other rocketeer squad struggles with their grenade launchers.
One rocketeer manages to jump on a laser master's face, but can't damage him.
The infantry on this side also struggles.
Drones take out another laser master.
General Redbird: Hold your positions! There's still a lot of the enemy out there, and we must hold this wall!
bing!
Kowalski: Step aside, chumps.
shwing!
Kowalski: Trust me...
KA-KRASH!
Kowalski: ...I know what I'm doing.
Paula Von Oberstein attempts to use the power of magnets to pull the Terrorkhan equipment away from them.
Wrong polarity!
Councilor Karthik takes a lunge at Warhead.
Warhead: Come on come on work you stupid book
Warhead: HA!
Warhead: Huh?
Warhead: Hrk!
Karthik holds the would-be conqueror with his blade, bringing him within just a point of his life.
Meanwhile, outside the citadel walls, Captain Colliedog howls out the warcry of the Bad Dogs, giving all his troops a morale boost.
The Laser Master cavalry charges at the C500 infantry.
One gets some kills while the others get tangled up.
The other side gets a lot more carnage in.
Suddenly, a soldier's head explodes in gore.
Sniper: One shot, one kill.
Vehicles rush forward, weapons hot.
The Type 500 absorbs most of the fire with its shield, but takes a couple hits.
The tank lets out a heavy blast.
Whoops!
The Type 500 fires back at the tank.
ping!
The infantry fires back at the Laser Masters, with some success.
The Rocketeers move up and obliterate a jeep and a scout.
On the other side, the tank and dropship move to flank the Imperial fighter. The tank's gun jams.
Meanwhile the other rocketeer squad struggles with their grenade launchers.
One rocketeer manages to jump on a laser master's face, but can't damage him.
The infantry on this side also struggles.
Drones take out another laser master.
General Redbird: Hold your positions! There's still a lot of the enemy out there, and we must hold this wall!
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Sorry for the delay in the end of the turn. But here it is.
IM regulars move up and lock and load for long-range combat.
The shield angels generate their stronk force field, reinforced by the mage sentinels.
The light Mantis lays down "suppression fire" AKA missing
On the far side, the Polish infantry froths at the mouth.
h o r s e
They immediately attack the laser masters, who fall to the combined fire.
"Have you heard of our lord and savior, the Great Creator?"
"No."
"Purify him, boys."
One horse captured!
The hardsuit also does a point of damage to the jeep.
The Golden Emperor Auric has been staying back until now, but he suddenly rides forward. "This isn't where the real battle is," he says to his honor guard. "Ride with me."
They rush between the legs of the Type 500.
Auric leaps over the line as his guard sacrifices themselves as meatshields.
He crashes into the Citadel, pulping General Atto.
"Uncle Auric!"
"For fuck's sake, Warhead, can you be trusted with NOTHING?"
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IM regulars move up and lock and load for long-range combat.
The shield angels generate their stronk force field, reinforced by the mage sentinels.
The light Mantis lays down "suppression fire" AKA missing
On the far side, the Polish infantry froths at the mouth.
h o r s e
They immediately attack the laser masters, who fall to the combined fire.
"Have you heard of our lord and savior, the Great Creator?"
"No."
"Purify him, boys."
One horse captured!
The hardsuit also does a point of damage to the jeep.
The Golden Emperor Auric has been staying back until now, but he suddenly rides forward. "This isn't where the real battle is," he says to his honor guard. "Ride with me."
They rush between the legs of the Type 500.
Auric leaps over the line as his guard sacrifices themselves as meatshields.
He crashes into the Citadel, pulping General Atto.
"Uncle Auric!"
"For fuck's sake, Warhead, can you be trusted with NOTHING?"
SEND ORDERS
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Councilor Karthik tries to wield the Visual Dictionary.
He summons a duplicate of himself...
...who immediately betrays him.
Meanwhile, Kowalski rushes in with his hammer.
With a mighty swing, he totals Warhead's balls, incapacitating him.
The Terrorkhan try to avenge their leader but fail to breach Kowalski's armor.
The other Terrorkhan tries to kill the disrupted M-Thronians, but fails.
The M-Thronians fail to kill Auric.
In fact, the Ambassador pratfalls again.
Auric rides his horse through the citadel.
"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."
Meanwhile, outside:
A squad of the GGE gangs up on the tank, dealing 3 points of damage.
The Chickadee fighter deals a point of damage to the dropship.
The truck tries to kill the hardsuit but the damage is deflected by the shield.
However, combined fire from more infantry finish it off.
A lucky arc of fire kills all the rocketeers.
The Blue Hen massacres 8 C500 infantry with its steam gatlings.
The tank on the far side kills one man with its secondary guns (after jamming the main gun.)
Sniper smokes a dude.
The main infantry combines fire on the Mantis.
Yeah, it had no chance.
A lucky shot from the Swallowtail destroys the Type 500's shield and knocks it on its back.
The IM specialists move up, defending the C500 squad with the magik shield.
They are able to deal several points of damage to the tank.
Drones surround the laser master and bodge their attack rolls.
The other squad of C500 troops deal a point of damage to the Immortal hoverbike.
This chickadee has flown too close to the wall.
It won't be able to make that mistake twice.
The Type 500 gets to its feet.
It brings its great broadsword to bear.
"For democracy!"
Whoops
Troops begin to march off the wall to press the defense.
These guys try to kill the penultimate Laser Master.
However, it takes the help of all the Poles to do it.
Boof
A medic successfully revives a rocketeer. "I guess this looks fine."
The cleric tries to smite the jeep with no luck.
The dropship deals several points to the Chickadee before swinging under it.
The commandos unload behind enemy lines.
They take out 6 of the enemy infantry.
Captain Colliedog groans in frustration at the logjam before him.
He summons a duplicate of himself...
...who immediately betrays him.
Meanwhile, Kowalski rushes in with his hammer.
With a mighty swing, he totals Warhead's balls, incapacitating him.
The Terrorkhan try to avenge their leader but fail to breach Kowalski's armor.
The other Terrorkhan tries to kill the disrupted M-Thronians, but fails.
The M-Thronians fail to kill Auric.
In fact, the Ambassador pratfalls again.
Auric rides his horse through the citadel.
"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."
Meanwhile, outside:
A squad of the GGE gangs up on the tank, dealing 3 points of damage.
The Chickadee fighter deals a point of damage to the dropship.
The truck tries to kill the hardsuit but the damage is deflected by the shield.
However, combined fire from more infantry finish it off.
A lucky arc of fire kills all the rocketeers.
The Blue Hen massacres 8 C500 infantry with its steam gatlings.
The tank on the far side kills one man with its secondary guns (after jamming the main gun.)
Sniper smokes a dude.
The main infantry combines fire on the Mantis.
Yeah, it had no chance.
A lucky shot from the Swallowtail destroys the Type 500's shield and knocks it on its back.
The IM specialists move up, defending the C500 squad with the magik shield.
They are able to deal several points of damage to the tank.
Drones surround the laser master and bodge their attack rolls.
The other squad of C500 troops deal a point of damage to the Immortal hoverbike.
This chickadee has flown too close to the wall.
It won't be able to make that mistake twice.
The Type 500 gets to its feet.
It brings its great broadsword to bear.
"For democracy!"
Whoops
Troops begin to march off the wall to press the defense.
These guys try to kill the penultimate Laser Master.
However, it takes the help of all the Poles to do it.
Boof
A medic successfully revives a rocketeer. "I guess this looks fine."
The cleric tries to smite the jeep with no luck.
The dropship deals several points to the Chickadee before swinging under it.
The commandos unload behind enemy lines.
They take out 6 of the enemy infantry.
Captain Colliedog groans in frustration at the logjam before him.
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Re: Battle for the Fate of the Ninja_Verse
Blue Guy: So, this is the portal. Not quite as exciting as I had imagined.
Omar: Well, you know Trattorians. Always as minimal as possible.
Omar: Seems like it's running fine to me.
Blue Guy: As long as works better than that damned Polish portal. That was a waste of my time! I bet it sent those losers to a vacation resort.
Omar: It's ready.
Blue Guy: At last, I go to face my destiny.
Blue Guy: For Luchardsko! For the Brikverse!
They disappear into a bright blue tornado of energy.
Omar: Well - SLURRRP - now what?
Omar: Well, you know Trattorians. Always as minimal as possible.
Omar: Seems like it's running fine to me.
Blue Guy: As long as works better than that damned Polish portal. That was a waste of my time! I bet it sent those losers to a vacation resort.
Omar: It's ready.
Blue Guy: At last, I go to face my destiny.
Blue Guy: For Luchardsko! For the Brikverse!
They disappear into a bright blue tornado of energy.
Omar: Well - SLURRRP - now what?
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Oh shit
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I swear the visual dictionary is broken.
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Auric: You're outnumbered.
Your forces barely hold.
It's over now. Best to surrender rather than lose your lives for nothing.
Gawayn: Not so fast, Auric.
Auric: So, Sir Gawayn, President Vader. I thought it was suspicious when your bodies weren't found with the Visual Dictionary.
Gawayn: Our journey was difficult, but as you'll see, quite worth it. RAGNACLOCK, ACTIVATE!
Suddenly, strange tendrils of energy reach out toward the machines of the allied RC forces.
And undoes all the damage done to them so far!
Type 500 Pilot: Sayonara.
BLAM!
Auric: You think that's power? Let's see how the Visual Dictionary compares! Skeleton army, deploy!
Zupponn: Listen, normally we sign contracts first but I'm willing to waive the deposit now for a higher fee later.
Auric: Fine, fine.
The citadel breaks back out into fighting, M-Thronians going tit-for-tat against the terrorkhans.
Paula uses her magnet powers to pull the last terrorkhan onto her sword. But a red blinky light is in his hand.
Terrorkhan: Wrong move, babe.
BOOM!
Kowalski fights valiantly on the other side.
But despite his best efforts, he is overwhelmed. Blood gushes from a mortal wound.
Kowalski: Fuck you, you fucking fucks...
Gawayn uses his plantomancy to destroy two of the skeletons.
Zupponn: That's going to be extra.
Vader beheads a skeleton as well.
Auric: Let's end this, Vader.
Vader: no...
Gawayn: Vader! NOOOOO!
Outside, the battle rages on. The last laser master is defeated by overwhelming drone fire.
Troops deploy off the wall, because the line of scrimmage isn't moving at all.
The Mantis explodes a corner of the formation.
Troops from behind the magic defenses blow up the tank with focused fire.
Poles get more horses.
GGE Jeep gets bashed.
Medic: ooh, that's not supposed to come off.
The Polish cavalry harasses the Blue Hen but is short of destroying it.
These guys kill one soldier.
The revived rocketeer explodes a larger group.
The commandos are useless for a turn.
The Hen responds by killing a Pole.
The Swallowtail gunner fails to dent the Type 500.
Suddenly, it is swarmed by Immortal troops.
"What is this?!"
"Nooo!"
Captain Colliedog: This debris is intolerable. Clear a path!
Heavy fire clears a way forward.
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Your forces barely hold.
It's over now. Best to surrender rather than lose your lives for nothing.
Gawayn: Not so fast, Auric.
Auric: So, Sir Gawayn, President Vader. I thought it was suspicious when your bodies weren't found with the Visual Dictionary.
Gawayn: Our journey was difficult, but as you'll see, quite worth it. RAGNACLOCK, ACTIVATE!
Suddenly, strange tendrils of energy reach out toward the machines of the allied RC forces.
And undoes all the damage done to them so far!
Type 500 Pilot: Sayonara.
BLAM!
Auric: You think that's power? Let's see how the Visual Dictionary compares! Skeleton army, deploy!
Zupponn: Listen, normally we sign contracts first but I'm willing to waive the deposit now for a higher fee later.
Auric: Fine, fine.
The citadel breaks back out into fighting, M-Thronians going tit-for-tat against the terrorkhans.
Paula uses her magnet powers to pull the last terrorkhan onto her sword. But a red blinky light is in his hand.
Terrorkhan: Wrong move, babe.
BOOM!
Kowalski fights valiantly on the other side.
But despite his best efforts, he is overwhelmed. Blood gushes from a mortal wound.
Kowalski: Fuck you, you fucking fucks...
Gawayn uses his plantomancy to destroy two of the skeletons.
Zupponn: That's going to be extra.
Vader beheads a skeleton as well.
Auric: Let's end this, Vader.
Vader: no...
Gawayn: Vader! NOOOOO!
Outside, the battle rages on. The last laser master is defeated by overwhelming drone fire.
Troops deploy off the wall, because the line of scrimmage isn't moving at all.
The Mantis explodes a corner of the formation.
Troops from behind the magic defenses blow up the tank with focused fire.
Poles get more horses.
GGE Jeep gets bashed.
Medic: ooh, that's not supposed to come off.
The Polish cavalry harasses the Blue Hen but is short of destroying it.
These guys kill one soldier.
The revived rocketeer explodes a larger group.
The commandos are useless for a turn.
The Hen responds by killing a Pole.
The Swallowtail gunner fails to dent the Type 500.
Suddenly, it is swarmed by Immortal troops.
"What is this?!"
"Nooo!"
Captain Colliedog: This debris is intolerable. Clear a path!
Heavy fire clears a way forward.
OVERWATCH
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