Ragnablok
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Re: Ragnablok
Arkbrik: NOOOOOO!
Natalya gives the frontline defenders a pep talk.
Natalya: You are very important to me and to the defense of the Four Rums! I expect greatness!
Blueguy approaches.
Natalya heads in to the bar.
Devincp: Wait, aren't you going to help us?
Space Bunny: We need help!
Darkstorm: I thought you were our Goderator! Protect us!
Natalya: L8R
Blueguy: Let's make this easy.
Natalya gives the frontline defenders a pep talk.
Natalya: You are very important to me and to the defense of the Four Rums! I expect greatness!
Blueguy approaches.
Natalya heads in to the bar.
Devincp: Wait, aren't you going to help us?
Space Bunny: We need help!
Darkstorm: I thought you were our Goderator! Protect us!
Natalya: L8R
Blueguy: Let's make this easy.
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Re: Ragnablok
Blueguy finds the mothering room in the Four Rums. Three Quantumsurfers are there, one wielding a keg of maniac beer.
Shadowscythe: Stand back! I am morally obligated to protect these Quantumsurfers and their children!
Blueguy: You don't look qualified for childcare. Stand aside and these children will be raised as heroes of the brikverse.
Shadowscythe: You and your book don't scare me! I have unlimited power!
He chugs the keg.
Blueguy lasers him in the face.
Blueguy: It's time to die.
Stubby: A-yup.
Shadowscythe: Stand back! I am morally obligated to protect these Quantumsurfers and their children!
Blueguy: You don't look qualified for childcare. Stand aside and these children will be raised as heroes of the brikverse.
Shadowscythe: You and your book don't scare me! I have unlimited power!
He chugs the keg.
Blueguy lasers him in the face.
Blueguy: It's time to die.
Stubby: A-yup.
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Re: Ragnablok
Down below, the leaders of the Quantumsurfers meet in secret, and in dread.
Bragallot: Major Natalya, how goes the defense?
Natalya: These noobs are useless. It's time to start Operation Leave-Them-To-Die.
The ceiling crashes down around them.
Scratch: It's Blueguy!
Natalya: Time to run this operation
The dust settles, the three Quantumsurfers laying dead at Blueguy's feet.
Luchardskoan soldier: Sir, what about this cult?
Blueguy: Seems useless. Leave it.
Bragallot: Major Natalya, how goes the defense?
Natalya: These noobs are useless. It's time to start Operation Leave-Them-To-Die.
The ceiling crashes down around them.
Scratch: It's Blueguy!
Natalya: Time to run this operation
The dust settles, the three Quantumsurfers laying dead at Blueguy's feet.
Luchardskoan soldier: Sir, what about this cult?
Blueguy: Seems useless. Leave it.
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Re: Ragnablok
Thank god that Overwatch is dead
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Re: Ragnablok
This is getting intense.
I wasn't expecting so many people to die.
We will have to keep a running tally of who is left.
I wasn't expecting so many people to die.
We will have to keep a running tally of who is left.
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Re: Ragnablok
Holy shit Blueguy calm your tits.
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Re: Ragnablok
That cat seems familiar...
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Re: Ragnablok
*Uselessness intensifies*
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Tzan wrote:I agree with Warhead.Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with TzanWarhead wrote:I agree with QuantumSmurfer.
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Re: Ragnablok
Ask and ye shall receive.
FORCES OF THE FOUR RUMS:
>Braggalot - Deceased
>Natalya - Deceased
>Theblackdog - Deceased
>Scratch - Deceased
>Falk - Deceased
>Stubby - Deceased
>Shadowscythe - Deceased
>SpaceBunny - Deceased
>Devincp - Deceased
>Darkstorm - Deceased
>Tzan - Alive
>RedRover - Unknown, Presumed Deceased
>Archduke - Alive
>AnnoyedZebra - Alive
>Green - Alive
>Quantumsurfer - Deceased
>Kastrenzo - Deceased
>Ninja_Bait - Unknown, Presumed Alive
>Kommander Ken - Alive
>Bookwyrm - Alive
>Aoffan - Alive
>Arkbrik - Deceased
>Overwatch - Deceased
>Bing [Bot] - Deceased
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Re: Ragnablok
RedRover is very much alive, at least I need him to be for my story.
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Re: Ragnablok
This is probably happening after QS Red has finished with the Magenta Sector adventure.
Blueguy is leaving no survivors...
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Re: Ragnablok
Ah! then yes, he died... At least the kids are spared?ninja_bait wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:51 amThis is probably happening after QS Red has finished with the Magenta Sector adventure.
Blueguy is leaving no survivors...
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Re: Ragnablok
Quantumsurfer: Give me another, Rody. This is a rough night.
Suddenly, Quantumsurfer is stricken by a stomachache as dozens of Quantumsurfers are suddenly struck down.
Quantumsurfer: Is this how Yoda felt during Order 66??
Danger lurks behind him...
...but his stomachache has heightened his reflexes!
Quantumsurfer: So, you're Blueguy, huh? The Chosen One? It's nice to meet you. I'm Quantumsurfer, master of Rekonstruktion.
Blueguy: I know who you are. I know who all of you are. I know I won't need my sword here.
Quantumsurfer: Indeed. Let me show you the power of Rekonstruction. I've led many minifigs to great things, and I can lead you to be the greatest among them. There's so much I have to teach you, that I have learned from travelling the planes and living lives beyond my own.
Blueguy: GET BACK! I've seen the way you've lied to the others. They died believing you gave them power, but you never did! You sent them to their deaths.
Blueguy: You and your kind will never send us to die again.
Suddenly, Quantumsurfer is stricken by a stomachache as dozens of Quantumsurfers are suddenly struck down.
Quantumsurfer: Is this how Yoda felt during Order 66??
Danger lurks behind him...
...but his stomachache has heightened his reflexes!
Quantumsurfer: So, you're Blueguy, huh? The Chosen One? It's nice to meet you. I'm Quantumsurfer, master of Rekonstruktion.
Blueguy: I know who you are. I know who all of you are. I know I won't need my sword here.
Quantumsurfer: Indeed. Let me show you the power of Rekonstruction. I've led many minifigs to great things, and I can lead you to be the greatest among them. There's so much I have to teach you, that I have learned from travelling the planes and living lives beyond my own.
Blueguy: GET BACK! I've seen the way you've lied to the others. They died believing you gave them power, but you never did! You sent them to their deaths.
Blueguy: You and your kind will never send us to die again.
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