20191107_160234 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The stage is all set
20191107_160549 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The bartender's ready
20191107_160524 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The food court is stocked while a newly introduced couple shares a drink
20191107_160424 by Dats Private, on Flickr
These two get loose to some hip hop, while a couple of cosplayers chat it up in the back
20191107_160656 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The gardens been manicured as a sentry gun stands by
20191107_160620 by Dats Private, on Flickr
This cyclops has had a bad week...but nothing some loud, live music can't fix...
20191107_161111 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Damn right he's ready!
20191107_160730 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The bots and Boaris keep a weary eye out
20191107_160949 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And of course the command team is good to go. The hawk-eyed sniper ever alert for danger...
20191107_161203 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And what's this? An area covered in fog of war? What could be in there? No matter because everything's going without a hitch so far...
20191107_161553 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...then the sqealch of a bullhorn pierces the hip hop sounds and stops the conversations
??? "This is Agent Massive Prick of the Universal Police Force! This unsanctioned event is in direct violation of new universal ordinances, and is to cease immediately!!! You will then surrender all your weapons and subject your nether regions to search for contraband!! Failure to comply will get you stiff fines and a record that won't allow you to ever work in a bank or fine dining establishment! You have five seconds to come out in an orderly fashion!"
20191107_161636 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Then the laughter began
Agent Prick: "Oh you think this is funny huh?
20191107_161946 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "Fuck their miranda rights! Time to make our resisting arrest quota!"
Cops: "Yessir!"
Faction Discovered!
Universal Police Force
During the unparalleled chaos of Ragnablok several planetary police districts decided to unite and militarize, all in the name of oppression and tax money. This new brand of cop consumes massive amounts of donuts and coffee while giving you tickets for wearing white after Labor Day, jaywalking, or enjoying a picnic in a park. This particular group is made up of 3 heavies (1 with a rocket launcher) 4 officers and Agent Prick as the hero. "By the book squeaky clean but secretly dirty" G-man archetype. Due to their super oppressive nature since forming the cops get +2 to all rolls!
20191107_162202 by Dats Private, on Flickr
??? "Yo, bro I'm totally nose-hounding those eats and drinks, dawg!"
20191107_162347 by Dats Private, on Flickr
??? "For sure, broski! The tatas on some of those taters in there are super swaggy! Be a shame to lose our invitation in the mail like that, time to do some keg stands, fam! I totally need the street cred on my InstaBookSpaceGramFaceTweet!"
20191107_162506 by Dats Private, on Flickr
??? together: "Here for the dranks but we'll stay for the skanks! DudeHouse!!"
Faction Discovered!
Smug Bastards
The Smug Bastards are a menace to any party, get together, event or fiesta. They will consume all the food, drink all the booze, puke in your swimming pool all while hitting on your girlfriend/sister/mother with their tales of super parties at spring breaks and wild winter bashes nobody cares to hear. They always start a fight with a kid in a wheelchair or a senior citizen and make absolutely sure your toilet is clogged before they ever leave. These two are both unarmed heroes with the "Super Jock Douchebag" archetype
20191107_163204 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Okay people, here they come! You have your orders!"
Blacktronians: "You're the boss, Lady!"
Faction
Blacktronia Confederation
Blacktronia is some 1.8 billion light years from (Nehellenium) in a vast universal system with several thousand habitable planets. These particular Blacktronians were sent to this universe by something they call "The Pulse", a rend in the space time continuum that occurs at random within their universe and sucks ships, planets and entire galaxies into its grasp...only to spit them back out in various locations across several different universes and dimensions. This particular group of Blacktronians is led by Director Magda Lena, defacto faction leader, and "Super Genius Technology Wizard" archetype. Today she's joined by 2 common CombatBots, a sniper, 2 sentry guns, and 2 heavies (1 with grenade launcher). Captain Jon Athon is a hero character with "I like my guns big as fuck!" archetype.
Overwatch
20191107_162829 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And so welcome to "The Party". As the end of another Rekonstruktion comes hurtling to a close with the lingering effects of Ragnablok heavy on the air, one minifig decided to end his little corner of the universe with a bang: he's managed to stage a concert with the massively popular band Building 4 Destruktion! This particular battle was played been myself and a friend online...partly as a test bed for me to test and streamline some features of games I run and mostly just for the sheer fun of it. I'm hoping to get this up right away as time demands and hopefully someday soon run an actual forum battle...in the meantime have this battle report!
Objectives
- Building 4 Destruktion will appear at the end of turn 2, no matter the status of the battlefield
- Guests are invincible and half ass oblivious to the world around them, happily drinking booze and mingling as if nothing's happening all in anticipation of the bands arrival, they can't be killed but can be interacted with.
- U.P.F: shut the party down by any means necessary! Property damage, planting evidence, and thousand round shootouts are all legal where law breakers are involved.
- Smug Bastards: Cause the most annoyances possible! Slamming down all the drinks, food fights, pissing on the hedges, and talking louder than the music are all good examples of complete asshattery.
- Blacktronia Confederation: keep the Party going strong!
- Secret Faction is unlocked by the rule of randomness...either by coin flip, card draw or whenever I feel like conditions have been met. Or I remember they exist...whichever comes first.
Field Hazard
20191107_162933 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Timmy the Punk Rock Combat Medic!
As if Timmy wasn't psyched enough to see a Building 4 Destruktion concert, he's taken it upon himself to drink about 14 Buzz colas and is now completely amped out of his head! Because of these facts Timmy will randomly teleport around the map every other turn, reviving one dead unit at random. If there are no dead units when this hazard procs he will slam down more Buzz cola, and headbang to the music in his head.
Turn 1
20191108_172830 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The U.P.F moves out having won initiative
20191108_173055 by Dats Private, on Flickr
This cop unloads on a 'Bot, crap rolls means he hits nothing but air and probably misses that too
20191108_173210 by Dats Private, on Flickr
A flubbed sprint roll leads to a trip
Agent Prick: "Fucking rookies..."
20191108_173817 by Dats Private, on Flickr
This officer doesn't fire a warning shot...
20191108_173951 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...and takes a 'Bot down!
20191108_174434 by Dats Private, on Flickr
A point blank shotgun blast takes a structure point of this sentry gun
20191108_175102 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The Smug Bastards move up but are far out of range for much else
20191108_175333 by Dats Private, on Flickr
On Blacktronia's first turn the sentry gun lays down some arc fire
20191108_175518 by Dats Private, on Flickr
It misses everybody but the tripped cop, cutting her down
20191108_175700 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The second sentry gun fires at the Bastards, but only manages to stir the wind around them
Blonde Bastard: "Yo bro, watch the 'do!"
20191108_180102 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Captain Athon steps around from the hedges and fires...but his gun jams after a few missed rounds are fired
20191108_182537 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The other 'Bot shoots at a cop but fails to hit him
20191108_180304 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Sniper takes aim...
*Blam!*
20191108_180458 by Dats Private, on Flickr
*Spurrrkk!*
20191108_180619 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Officer down!
20191108_182151 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The others move up and prepare response fire.
Overwatch
20191108_183010 by Dats Private, on Flickr
*End Turn 1*
******************************
Turn 2
20191111_182436 by Dats Private, on Flickr
A banging initiative roll has the Bastards on the move!
Blonde Bastard: "Yo dawg, remember that track and field meet with the giant jubblied cheerleaders?"
Helmeted Bastard: "Hell yeah, kid! Let's go for the gold!"
20191111_182725 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blondie takes a running leap...
Blonde Bastard: "World record, bitches!!"
20191111_182846 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Bartender: "...da fuq?.."
20191111_182953 by Dats Private, on Flickr
*Bobby Boucher tackle*
Bartender: "Gahh!!"
20191111_183133 by Dats Private, on Flickr
*Booofff*
20191111_183215 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blonde Bastard: "Now that's some maximum distance, dawg!"
20191111_183432 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Helmeted Bastard: "Fuck ya, fam! Time to bring some weight!"
20191111_183551 by Dats Private, on Flickr
*Rrrriiiipppp*
Helmeted Bastard: "Service!"
20191111_183844 by Dats Private, on Flickr
*Booomm!!*
Helmeted Bastard: "Now that's what I call popping wood!"
20191111_184130 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blonde Bastard: "Sick, bro! Definitely deserve a cold one for that!"
Helmeted Bastard: "Hit me bro!"
20191111_184251 by Dats Private, on Flickr
*Crack* *ChugChugChug!"
Together: "DudeHouse!!!"
Heroic Feats successful!!
The Smug Bastards have taken the bar!!
And now its time for one of the strangest exchanges ever...
20191111_184453 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The missile cop takes aim...
20191111_184723 by Dats Private, on Flickr
*Fwoosshhh*
20191111_185200 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Renna: "Oh no you don't!"
Renna uses her saved action to bork the missiles guidance system, the roll barely succeeds...
20191111_185331 by Dats Private, on Flickr
....which causes the missile to jet up at a 90 degree angle...
20191111_185541 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...the heavy machine gunner attempts to shoot it mid air, but misses...
20191111_191046 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...simultaneously the heavy with the grenade launcher fires at a target...
20191111_191126 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: " I don't think so, punk!"
20191111_191208 by Dats Private, on Flickr
He then uses a Maytricks bullet time maneuver that's successful...
20191111_191814 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...the missile falls back to the ground at the exact same time the ricocheted RT grenade (Agent Prick attempted to deflect it towards the heavy but couldn't get the rolls to land) strikes...then all hell breaks loose from a combined 5" blast radius...
20191111_191930 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...the already damaged sentry gun is blown sky high...
20191111_192229 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...the machine gun heavy dies instantly...
20191111_192625 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...the archway destroyed...
20191111_192604 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...Boaris is upended...
20191111_192731 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...the Grenade launcher heavy is saved by his armor, but knocked back and disrupted...
20191111_192956 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...the heavy machine gunner cop is killed...
20191111_193026 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...though the heavy shotgun officer survives but she's disrupted...
20191111_193851 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...as well as the missile cop that started the entire series of events to begin with...a hell of a thing to happen. Now back to our normally scheduled battle.
20191111_193314 by Dats Private, on Flickr
This cop survives the carnage and fires at Captain Athon...
20191111_193347 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...and manages to land some hits!
Captain Athon: "Oh you dirty sonofa..."
Captain Athon (2/3 hp remain)
20191111_193802 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The last cop sizes up the final CombatBot...
20191111_193812 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And the bots taken offline! And this ends the U.P.F's bizarre turn.
20191111_194318 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blacktronia's turn begins with Captain Athon opening up on the cop who shot him
*Ratattat*
20191111_194336 by Dats Private, on Flickr
*BoomHeadshot!*
20191111_194538 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Shucks. And he was only two days til retirement...
20191111_194807 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Take those frat boys out before they cause anymore trouble!"
Sniper: "Roger that, boss lady!"
20191111_194851 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Sniper: "Shit! They're out of range..."
....and with that the lights go out...
The Party (Turn 3 and End) [Soon to be Remastered!!!]
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The Party (Turn 3 and End) [Soon to be Remastered!!!]
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Re: The Party (Turn 2)
20191114_172954 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The darkness is all encompassing...
20191114_173048 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...yet a sudden spotlight shines down from the ether.
20191114_173456 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Suddenly the stage is alight in flame as a deep melodic metal beat begins, the source of the sound a mystery as it flows from seemingly nowhere carried on what could only be 33 1/2 foot tall speakers but none are to be seen
20191114_174113 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And Building 4 Destruktion appears as the lights come back on!
Cyn Ful: "ello loves...."
20191114_174211 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Tom Switchback, mystically able to play both lead guitar and bass as if he had six arms and 30 fingers. The oldest member of the band and a legend far and wide. His disregard for hotel room upkeep and flagrant civil disobedience are as well known as his playing.
20191114_174328 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Dom "The Demigod of Drummers". Once in a high school marching band he found his true calling after a night out and a bad pizza topped with magic mushrooms. Once he regained his composure in a far off monastery he learned that he was possibly the greatest drummer to ever live. His 10 minute solos are worth the price of admission.
20191114_174453 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And Cyn Ful, frontwoman extraordinaire. Her origins have become something of a modern folktale but her demonically angelic voice speaks for itself. Some say to hear a song by Cyn is enough to warp reality, while others say if you capture a lyric in a jar and shoot it into space you can make stars cry and gold bars appear from a common box of crackers. No matter the case, you better strap in! Because a concert with Cyn will bury your soul in bacon and everyone loves bacon!
20191114_174933 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And they kick in to high gear with their hit "Bus Routes Don't End Unless I Tell Them Too". A high-powered cacophony about public transportation or the sometimes lack thereof.
20191114_175209 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Timmy: "Yyyyyeeeeeaaaahhhh....everybody's got to see this!"
20191114_175302 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Timmy: "...wait...that one has to see too..."
20191114_175446 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Timmy: "Rise! Rise little sister and behold! BEHOLD DAMN YOU!!!"
20191114_175546 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Cop: "...uugghh. What happened?"
20191114_175614 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Timmy: "Yes another to behold!"
Cop: "I don't feel so hot..."
20191114_175714 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Timmy: "Sister bear witness!"
Cop: "Dude, get the hell away from me ya weirdo! Where's my gun?..."
20191114_175825 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Cop: "Aha! Come to momma!"
20191114_175850 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Cop: "...you're under arrest for practicing resurrections without a licen-- hey, where'd he go?
20191114_180004 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "Welcome back, rookie. If you're done being lazy perhaps we can finish this..."
Cop: "Yessir"
20191114_180132 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "Form up! Let's get this done!"
20191114_181511 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Before the U.P.F can make a move the world rumbles and alarms sound on the command console.
Denna: "...whoa...what the? Boss lady we got a problem.
Director Lena: "What now? We got a space circus full of killer clowns coming in?"
Denna: "No. I don't know what just happened but I've lost contact with everything! Citadel City, all the beacons, all of it! It's as if everything just ceased to exist."
Director Lena: "Impossible. If the universe just ended then where are we?"
Denna: "According to this in the same place only not the same place. Like we're in some kind of void space."
Director Lena: "That sounds ominous..."
Denna: "We got localized energy spikes! Something's happening."
20191114_184255 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The fog of war disperses as a dark clad figure emerges from a crypt.
???: "Finally after 10,000 seconds in the cold dark of Stor-Age, I am free!!!"
20191114_181606 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Shit. Denna figure out what's going on"
Denna: "On it Director"
Director Lena: "Did you know you about the crypt this whole time?
20191114_181901 by Dats Private, on Flickr
As if summoned The Partythrower and his assistant appear
The Partythrower: "No, but in my defense we spend little time on the eastside of the house. It kind of creeps us out."
Director Lena: "Swell..."
20191114_184333 by Dats Private, on Flickr
???: "Now you living shall know the dire touch of the damned! I will remake this universe in my image!"
Director Lena: "Guess the jokes on him..."
20191114_182104 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "These are no common law breakers. No, this is much worse..."
20191114_182133 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "...they're terrorists...Take them all down!"
20191114_182020 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blonde Bastard: "Yo, bro if anyone's going to harsh the mellow its gonna be us"
Helmeted Bastard: "Damn right fam, nobody misses up a Dudehouse party krash! Let's can this joker!"
Together: "Dudehouse!!"
20191114_181747 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Alright that guy might be a problem. Everybody is cleared to engage! The new threat is priority one!"
Blacktronians: "Roger that!"
20191114_184412 by Dats Private, on Flickr
???: "Why you insignificant pissants!! I will rend the flesh from your bones! Your souls will be mine for the taking!"
Director Lena: "What a drama queen..."
???: "How dare you! Now you shall pay dearly!"
20191114_184544 by Dats Private, on Flickr
???: "Come forth my servants! Kill everything living and bring me their heads!"
Mummies: "Rawwrrggghhh!"
Faction Discovered!
Space Necromancer
Few fiends are as relentless as Space Undead. These cosmic horrors can appear near anywhere at the worst of times. This group consists of 3 mummies
and a space necromancer hero. What their abilities are is anyone's guess, as few live to tell the story.
Overwatch
20191114_185349 by Dats Private, on Flickr
End Turn 2
*****************************
The darkness is all encompassing...
20191114_173048 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...yet a sudden spotlight shines down from the ether.
20191114_173456 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Suddenly the stage is alight in flame as a deep melodic metal beat begins, the source of the sound a mystery as it flows from seemingly nowhere carried on what could only be 33 1/2 foot tall speakers but none are to be seen
20191114_174113 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And Building 4 Destruktion appears as the lights come back on!
Cyn Ful: "ello loves...."
20191114_174211 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Tom Switchback, mystically able to play both lead guitar and bass as if he had six arms and 30 fingers. The oldest member of the band and a legend far and wide. His disregard for hotel room upkeep and flagrant civil disobedience are as well known as his playing.
20191114_174328 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Dom "The Demigod of Drummers". Once in a high school marching band he found his true calling after a night out and a bad pizza topped with magic mushrooms. Once he regained his composure in a far off monastery he learned that he was possibly the greatest drummer to ever live. His 10 minute solos are worth the price of admission.
20191114_174453 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And Cyn Ful, frontwoman extraordinaire. Her origins have become something of a modern folktale but her demonically angelic voice speaks for itself. Some say to hear a song by Cyn is enough to warp reality, while others say if you capture a lyric in a jar and shoot it into space you can make stars cry and gold bars appear from a common box of crackers. No matter the case, you better strap in! Because a concert with Cyn will bury your soul in bacon and everyone loves bacon!
20191114_174933 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And they kick in to high gear with their hit "Bus Routes Don't End Unless I Tell Them Too". A high-powered cacophony about public transportation or the sometimes lack thereof.
20191114_175209 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Timmy: "Yyyyyeeeeeaaaahhhh....everybody's got to see this!"
20191114_175302 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Timmy: "...wait...that one has to see too..."
20191114_175446 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Timmy: "Rise! Rise little sister and behold! BEHOLD DAMN YOU!!!"
20191114_175546 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Cop: "...uugghh. What happened?"
20191114_175614 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Timmy: "Yes another to behold!"
Cop: "I don't feel so hot..."
20191114_175714 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Timmy: "Sister bear witness!"
Cop: "Dude, get the hell away from me ya weirdo! Where's my gun?..."
20191114_175825 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Cop: "Aha! Come to momma!"
20191114_175850 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Cop: "...you're under arrest for practicing resurrections without a licen-- hey, where'd he go?
20191114_180004 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "Welcome back, rookie. If you're done being lazy perhaps we can finish this..."
Cop: "Yessir"
20191114_180132 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "Form up! Let's get this done!"
20191114_181511 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Before the U.P.F can make a move the world rumbles and alarms sound on the command console.
Denna: "...whoa...what the? Boss lady we got a problem.
Director Lena: "What now? We got a space circus full of killer clowns coming in?"
Denna: "No. I don't know what just happened but I've lost contact with everything! Citadel City, all the beacons, all of it! It's as if everything just ceased to exist."
Director Lena: "Impossible. If the universe just ended then where are we?"
Denna: "According to this in the same place only not the same place. Like we're in some kind of void space."
Director Lena: "That sounds ominous..."
Denna: "We got localized energy spikes! Something's happening."
20191114_184255 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The fog of war disperses as a dark clad figure emerges from a crypt.
???: "Finally after 10,000 seconds in the cold dark of Stor-Age, I am free!!!"
20191114_181606 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Shit. Denna figure out what's going on"
Denna: "On it Director"
Director Lena: "Did you know you about the crypt this whole time?
20191114_181901 by Dats Private, on Flickr
As if summoned The Partythrower and his assistant appear
The Partythrower: "No, but in my defense we spend little time on the eastside of the house. It kind of creeps us out."
Director Lena: "Swell..."
20191114_184333 by Dats Private, on Flickr
???: "Now you living shall know the dire touch of the damned! I will remake this universe in my image!"
Director Lena: "Guess the jokes on him..."
20191114_182104 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "These are no common law breakers. No, this is much worse..."
20191114_182133 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "...they're terrorists...Take them all down!"
20191114_182020 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blonde Bastard: "Yo, bro if anyone's going to harsh the mellow its gonna be us"
Helmeted Bastard: "Damn right fam, nobody misses up a Dudehouse party krash! Let's can this joker!"
Together: "Dudehouse!!"
20191114_181747 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Alright that guy might be a problem. Everybody is cleared to engage! The new threat is priority one!"
Blacktronians: "Roger that!"
20191114_184412 by Dats Private, on Flickr
???: "Why you insignificant pissants!! I will rend the flesh from your bones! Your souls will be mine for the taking!"
Director Lena: "What a drama queen..."
???: "How dare you! Now you shall pay dearly!"
20191114_184544 by Dats Private, on Flickr
???: "Come forth my servants! Kill everything living and bring me their heads!"
Mummies: "Rawwrrggghhh!"
Faction Discovered!
Space Necromancer
Few fiends are as relentless as Space Undead. These cosmic horrors can appear near anywhere at the worst of times. This group consists of 3 mummies
and a space necromancer hero. What their abilities are is anyone's guess, as few live to tell the story.
Overwatch
20191114_185349 by Dats Private, on Flickr
End Turn 2
*****************************
Re: The Party (Turn 2)
Turn 3 and End
*********************************
20191120_182336 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The U.P.F. gets initiative once more and move up
20191120_182503 by Dats Private, on Flickr
20191120_182607 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The two disrupted cops get back in the action
20191120_183111 by Dats Private, on Flickr
20191120_184101 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The shotgun heavy moves up with the main group as the missile cop reloads. And....
20191120_183902 by Dats Private, on Flickr
U.P.F combined; "FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
20191120_192728 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Captain Athon: "...shit!"
20191120_193219 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Definitely not good!". The U.P.F. holds their actions and Captain Athon at gunpoint, as they end their turn
20191120_193804 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Building 4 Destruktion rocks on as their set continues, coming to a melodic ditty and one of their more popular songs
"I Found True Love in an Old Carton of Chinese I Found in a Graveyard" a true testament to Cyn's unreal vocal range. Which is highly appropriate as...
20191120_194047 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Space Necro: "Go minions, peel their ABS flesh and bring it to me!!".
20191120_194232 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Mummies: "Rraawwwarrrgghh!". The Necros forces charge.
20191120_194931 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Mummies: "Ffflleesshhh!"
Chef: "Gahh!"
20191120_195049 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Bartender: "Wah happen.."
20191120_195150 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Mummy: "Ffffeeeeddd!"
Bartender: "WhattheBrikhell!"
20191120_195347 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The Partythrower: "Wait a minute. Are these undead asshats attacking my staff?"
Assistant Qristlyle: "It certainly seems that way"
The Partythrower: "I knew I should've cast the protection spell I used on the guests for them too..oh well, my bad. Learn something new everyday."
20191120_195452 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The Partythrower: "Nevertheless, good help is hard to find. Qris if you'd be so kind."
Assistant Qristyle: "It'd be my pleasure."
The Partythrower: "Director, while I wouldn't normally bother I believe an alliance might be in accord. We can't offer to much in the ways of cash or troops, but we do have a few tricks up our sleeves...if you'll have us of course. Somethings off about this whole thing."
20191120_222951 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Happily. I'm thinking we might need all the help we can get."
20191120_204142 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Faction Discovered!
Partythrower Outfitters of the Trans-Universal
[ReKonvergenceReDaction!!!Error013UnknownVariable!NehelliumDeFunctoReSorurceLoSS!SEeAdmin2292!REKONstruKtiONVERSion01012020ENdTRANsmit//]
The Partythrower: "I agree on that point. Go for it Qris!"
Assistant Qristyle: "Icesero!"
20191120_204305 by Dats Private, on Flickr
A spike of ultra frozen ice rips a Mummy to pieces
20191120_195947 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Revenge is quick to be dished out by the undead, as the chef heroically stabs one in the face with his BBQ fork.
20191120_200322 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Its too little, too late as the Chef is ripped in half
The Partythrower: "Dammit! Who's going to make our weekly Quiche now?"
20191120_195649 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Boaris: "That was big truck..."
The Partythrower: "Hey soon-to-be-ex-head of security, mind earning your pay before everybodys undead chow?"
Boaris: "Jah!"
20191120_195728 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Boaris: "Perhaps I start with you!"
Agent Prick: "Back off big man, or you'll be pulling hard time on a mining asteroid! Oh who am I kidding, you'll be serving that sentence soon enough"
Boaris: "Catch on rebound little cop..."
20191120_200514 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Boaris takes off...
20191120_200711 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...and turns a mummys head into a fine mist. Im sure that will earn him a free round from the bartender.
20191120_215349 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Sniper: "...fuck it, lets roll on it."
20191120_215438 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blam!
20191120_215727 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Splurt!
20191120_215832 by Dats Private, on Flickr
(Feat Successful)
And with that the last mummy goes down
Necro: "Impossible!"
20191120_204730 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Necro: "Worthless revenants! Taste true power petty fools!!" He begins a dark evocation
20191120_212621 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Necro: "What is this? I have no such powers!" His feat is successful. No critically successful. No heroically successful. The quickly constructed, shitty doorway in front of him is something hes never seen before, but he can feel something has gone terribly amiss.
20191120_214237 by Dats Private, on Flickr
From it emerge three creatures
Necro: "What manner of fiends are you?"
20191120_214444 by Dats Private, on Flickr
???: "Friends. New friends for new master."
20191120_214638 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Necro: "New master?...I have never had the ability to summon your kind, whatever you are."
???: "New rules. New factions. Horsemen locked by Blueman. Thulu dormant. We free. They free. You free new master."
Necro: "I will have to look more into what you say, but I can feel that the flow of death is disturbed. Very well 'friend' destroy these upstart mortals"
???: "As new master wish. We serve."
20191120_214904 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Before they can advance, the biggest of them lets out a deep guttural roar
20191120_215045 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Small ???: 'Problem is?"
Large ???: "Smell Sigfig!"
Small ???; "Which? We kill."
Large ???: "Don't know. Shifty winds."
Small ???: "No not target, bad. New Master weak from slumber. We take to cold place."
Necro: "What is the hold up? Do as I command!"
20191120_215959 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Small ???: "New Master. Now not time. Dangerous enemy here."
Necro: "Nonsense! I fear none of these fools."
20191120_220134 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Small ???: "Things out of flux. Universe shatter. Dimensions broken. Free us. Imprison others. Come, you must see."
Necro: "I will come no place! If you serve as you say destroy these mortals!"
Small ???: "Not all is as looks. Sigfig here. New Master too weak to kill sigfig. But we can show you new power. Come."
Necro: ".....as you say then. I do not trust you fiends, but show me this power you possess. If this is some trick!"
Small ???: "No trick. No fool. We show."
Necro: "So be it!"
20191120_220232 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Necro: "Fortune finds you today mortals, as your pitiful lives go on for now! We shall meet again, then I shall have my revenge!!"
His new friends growl out their approval
20191120_220514 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And with that they vanish in a ball of flame.
Director Lena: "I don't think I run into him again. At least not yet..."
20191120_223343 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blacktronias turn starts out dire.
Captain Athon: "So uhh...looks like the emo dead guy took off and theres only a couple of college kids left, and I'm sure you have a kindergarten class somewhere to groom so lets all call it a day, huh. Whatdya say?"
Agent Prick: "If you so much as breath the wrong way we're going to blow holes all through you! Now lose the hardware, pretty boy! Now!"
Captain Athon: "...double shit"
20191120_223514 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Captain Athon: "Alright, alright. Well now that you got me I guess we'll be headed on down to the courthouse or I'll phone my lawyer or plead the fifth or something. I require three 20 minute walks a down, a steak once a week mandatory, and a cold brew after a long day at the office. Oh and bubble baths. Lots and lots of bubble baths."
20191120_223532 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "The only thing you're getting is 37 years of hard labor, ice cold gruel, and a inmate number, scumbag!"
*Bzzt*
Agent Prick: "Punks like you make me sick, think your above the arms of justice...but justice has long ar--"
*Bzzt*
20191120_223637 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "--ms. So say goodbye to everything but the deep cold space of Meteor One and the cell you'll soon call ho---"
*Bzzt*
Agent Prick: "By Our Creator, rookie, answer the damn communicater!"
Rookie cop: "Oh sorry sir"
20191120_223853 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Rookie: "This is Action Group Homewrecker, we copy."
Com: "Homewrecker is to await pickup and transport to coordinates for 'Operation Commandant Lassard', over"
20191120_224009 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Rookie: "Negative Com, outstanding subjects still at large, one in custody!"
Com: "I say again Homewrecker is to await pickup and transport to aforementioned coordinates! This comes down from the top brass! Extraction in tee minus sixty, over!"
Rookie: "Homewrecker confirms, extract in sixty."
Com: "Bring all arrests to main litigation. Com confirms Homewrecker copy. Com over and out."
20191120_224145 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Rookie: "Sir extract in 60."
Agent Prick: "I heard rookie, time to get off this shithole people extract inbound."
Cops: "Yessir!"
20191120_223219 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Tee minus 60...oh shit, Denna get me down there!"
Denna: "Right, transporting now"
20191120_224339 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "I've heard that rats on the Meteor only eat your legs so you still have your arms for breaking stones. But you'll find out soon enough, lawbreaker."
Captain Athon: "You're a regular ray of sunshine..."
20191120_224447 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Wait!! I'm unarmed. Look lets make a deal. No need for this to go any further!"
Agent Prick: "Well well the terrorist leader herself. And with a bargain nonetheless."
20191120_224606 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "So what are the terms here? Money, guns, that stick surgically removed from your ass? Whats it going to take here for all of us to go about our business?"
Agent Prick: "Well damn, that stick removal thing sounds tempting..."
20191120_224651 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "But I think I'll pass. You just don't get it do you? Let me spell it out for you. There will be no deals! Scumbags have run the universe for far too long, and their time is over. Imagine all the possible creators, now imagine if each one had only one cop. How many would that be? Hundreds? Thousands? Itd be an army to end all armies and I can't fathom why it hasn't been done before. But its happening now. The upcoming Rekonstruktion is soon enough and then we'll lock all of you pathetic wastes of glorious ABS up and throw away the key. You'll work as slaves to build new prisons and U.P.F. infrastructure while we collect the taxes from having you imprisoned in the first place. We'll be the most rich and powerful group to ever live in the Brikverse and we'll rule the law abiding with an iron fist! Weapons will be surrendered, rights compromised, and the system of balance will swing back to where it should have always been...with those upholding Justice!"
Director Lena: "And I suppose you expect the universe to just roll over for you?"
Agent Prick: "If it won't it will be grinded down to dust and blown to the four corners of the cosmos. Hell its already started elsewhere and thats where we're heading next"
*Tee minus 10*
Agent Prick: "Seems our rides here..."
20191120_224855 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Wait! Noooooo!"
20191120_225016 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "Don't worry yourself. We'll be back soon enough to lock up the rest of you criminal scum and bring Justice back to a universe gone mad..."
*Tee minus 3*
Agent Prick: "We'll catch you later. Please resist arrest. Bwahahaha!"
20191120_225146 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Captain Athon: "Don't worry about me boss lady, these law dogs bark is worse then their bite! You just bring the thunder, Magda..."
*Tee minus 1*
20191120_225326 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "They're gone...dammit..."
20191120_225501 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blonde Bastard: "Whoa...that guys a major buzzkill dawg."
20191120_225641 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Helmeted Bastard: "No doubt famalam. And all that fire and brimstone about locking people up and making them slaves ain't cool at all."
20191120_225815 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blonde Bastard: "Look babe, we're totally sorry about trying to ruin your bash. Was a dick move on our part, sis."
Helmeted Bastard: "Yea...and supercop taking your boy was the dickest move ever. You got our respect, fam."
20191120_225959 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blonde Bastard: "We'll totally pour out a little liquor for all those bros that are being held down"
Helmeted Bastard: "No doubt, broseph!"
20191120_230310 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Helmeted Bastard: "Look homechick, if you ever are around the campus of Juiced U, and hit the Dudehouse dorms, feel free to shoot us a text. My names Bullet, and this is my boy, Spud!"
Spud: "Pleased to meet and greet ya!"
Director Lena: "Thanks fellas...I appreciate it, wish we could have met under better circumstances. I promise that one day Ill buy you boys a round."
Bullet: "Sweet deal, but we're totally holding ya to it!"
Spud: "Fer shure"
Director Lena: "It's a date"
Spud and Bullet: "Sweet!"
20191120_230443 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Spud: "We should head back, dude. The boys don't know about these new cops and how hard nosed they are. We should let 'em know."
Bullet: "Thats the business dawg, remember where to find us."
Director Lena: "I will. Behave yourselves."
Spud: "Ha, no way. Well we're outtie sweet thing, catch you on the flipside hot stuff!"
Bullet: "Deuces, fam!"
Together: "Dudehouse!!!"
20191120_230500 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And the Smug Bastards are on their way in a blink
20191120_230706 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Cyn Ful: "Thank you lovlies! We had a blast playing for you beautiful figs tonight! Rememeber to check out our new album and definitely catch us on tour this next Rekonstruktion. We miss you already babies!!"
Building 4 Desruktion is wrapping things up.
Director Lena: "...and I missed the concert too? What a shitty night..."
The P.A.'s sqealch their last as the band departs
20191120_230829 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Great. Space Undead, a militant army of cops and Jon got taken...what do we do?"
She sits down next to the hedges and contemplates for a few seconds
Director Lena: "Hang in there Captain! If these Universal Police want a war, they definitely got one! Time to bring the noise and show what the true Blacktronian Confederation is all about! Time for a fight!"
End "The Party"...
*********************************
20191120_182336 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The U.P.F. gets initiative once more and move up
20191120_182503 by Dats Private, on Flickr
20191120_182607 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The two disrupted cops get back in the action
20191120_183111 by Dats Private, on Flickr
20191120_184101 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The shotgun heavy moves up with the main group as the missile cop reloads. And....
20191120_183902 by Dats Private, on Flickr
U.P.F combined; "FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
20191120_192728 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Captain Athon: "...shit!"
20191120_193219 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Definitely not good!". The U.P.F. holds their actions and Captain Athon at gunpoint, as they end their turn
20191120_193804 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Building 4 Destruktion rocks on as their set continues, coming to a melodic ditty and one of their more popular songs
"I Found True Love in an Old Carton of Chinese I Found in a Graveyard" a true testament to Cyn's unreal vocal range. Which is highly appropriate as...
20191120_194047 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Space Necro: "Go minions, peel their ABS flesh and bring it to me!!".
20191120_194232 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Mummies: "Rraawwwarrrgghh!". The Necros forces charge.
20191120_194931 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Mummies: "Ffflleesshhh!"
Chef: "Gahh!"
20191120_195049 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Bartender: "Wah happen.."
20191120_195150 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Mummy: "Ffffeeeeddd!"
Bartender: "WhattheBrikhell!"
20191120_195347 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The Partythrower: "Wait a minute. Are these undead asshats attacking my staff?"
Assistant Qristlyle: "It certainly seems that way"
The Partythrower: "I knew I should've cast the protection spell I used on the guests for them too..oh well, my bad. Learn something new everyday."
20191120_195452 by Dats Private, on Flickr
The Partythrower: "Nevertheless, good help is hard to find. Qris if you'd be so kind."
Assistant Qristyle: "It'd be my pleasure."
The Partythrower: "Director, while I wouldn't normally bother I believe an alliance might be in accord. We can't offer to much in the ways of cash or troops, but we do have a few tricks up our sleeves...if you'll have us of course. Somethings off about this whole thing."
20191120_222951 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Happily. I'm thinking we might need all the help we can get."
20191120_204142 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Faction Discovered!
Partythrower Outfitters of the Trans-Universal
[ReKonvergenceReDaction!!!Error013UnknownVariable!NehelliumDeFunctoReSorurceLoSS!SEeAdmin2292!REKONstruKtiONVERSion01012020ENdTRANsmit//]
The Partythrower: "I agree on that point. Go for it Qris!"
Assistant Qristyle: "Icesero!"
20191120_204305 by Dats Private, on Flickr
A spike of ultra frozen ice rips a Mummy to pieces
20191120_195947 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Revenge is quick to be dished out by the undead, as the chef heroically stabs one in the face with his BBQ fork.
20191120_200322 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Its too little, too late as the Chef is ripped in half
The Partythrower: "Dammit! Who's going to make our weekly Quiche now?"
20191120_195649 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Boaris: "That was big truck..."
The Partythrower: "Hey soon-to-be-ex-head of security, mind earning your pay before everybodys undead chow?"
Boaris: "Jah!"
20191120_195728 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Boaris: "Perhaps I start with you!"
Agent Prick: "Back off big man, or you'll be pulling hard time on a mining asteroid! Oh who am I kidding, you'll be serving that sentence soon enough"
Boaris: "Catch on rebound little cop..."
20191120_200514 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Boaris takes off...
20191120_200711 by Dats Private, on Flickr
...and turns a mummys head into a fine mist. Im sure that will earn him a free round from the bartender.
20191120_215349 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Sniper: "...fuck it, lets roll on it."
20191120_215438 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blam!
20191120_215727 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Splurt!
20191120_215832 by Dats Private, on Flickr
(Feat Successful)
And with that the last mummy goes down
Necro: "Impossible!"
20191120_204730 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Necro: "Worthless revenants! Taste true power petty fools!!" He begins a dark evocation
20191120_212621 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Necro: "What is this? I have no such powers!" His feat is successful. No critically successful. No heroically successful. The quickly constructed, shitty doorway in front of him is something hes never seen before, but he can feel something has gone terribly amiss.
20191120_214237 by Dats Private, on Flickr
From it emerge three creatures
Necro: "What manner of fiends are you?"
20191120_214444 by Dats Private, on Flickr
???: "Friends. New friends for new master."
20191120_214638 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Necro: "New master?...I have never had the ability to summon your kind, whatever you are."
???: "New rules. New factions. Horsemen locked by Blueman. Thulu dormant. We free. They free. You free new master."
Necro: "I will have to look more into what you say, but I can feel that the flow of death is disturbed. Very well 'friend' destroy these upstart mortals"
???: "As new master wish. We serve."
20191120_214904 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Before they can advance, the biggest of them lets out a deep guttural roar
20191120_215045 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Small ???: 'Problem is?"
Large ???: "Smell Sigfig!"
Small ???; "Which? We kill."
Large ???: "Don't know. Shifty winds."
Small ???: "No not target, bad. New Master weak from slumber. We take to cold place."
Necro: "What is the hold up? Do as I command!"
20191120_215959 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Small ???: "New Master. Now not time. Dangerous enemy here."
Necro: "Nonsense! I fear none of these fools."
20191120_220134 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Small ???: "Things out of flux. Universe shatter. Dimensions broken. Free us. Imprison others. Come, you must see."
Necro: "I will come no place! If you serve as you say destroy these mortals!"
Small ???: "Not all is as looks. Sigfig here. New Master too weak to kill sigfig. But we can show you new power. Come."
Necro: ".....as you say then. I do not trust you fiends, but show me this power you possess. If this is some trick!"
Small ???: "No trick. No fool. We show."
Necro: "So be it!"
20191120_220232 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Necro: "Fortune finds you today mortals, as your pitiful lives go on for now! We shall meet again, then I shall have my revenge!!"
His new friends growl out their approval
20191120_220514 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And with that they vanish in a ball of flame.
Director Lena: "I don't think I run into him again. At least not yet..."
20191120_223343 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blacktronias turn starts out dire.
Captain Athon: "So uhh...looks like the emo dead guy took off and theres only a couple of college kids left, and I'm sure you have a kindergarten class somewhere to groom so lets all call it a day, huh. Whatdya say?"
Agent Prick: "If you so much as breath the wrong way we're going to blow holes all through you! Now lose the hardware, pretty boy! Now!"
Captain Athon: "...double shit"
20191120_223514 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Captain Athon: "Alright, alright. Well now that you got me I guess we'll be headed on down to the courthouse or I'll phone my lawyer or plead the fifth or something. I require three 20 minute walks a down, a steak once a week mandatory, and a cold brew after a long day at the office. Oh and bubble baths. Lots and lots of bubble baths."
20191120_223532 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "The only thing you're getting is 37 years of hard labor, ice cold gruel, and a inmate number, scumbag!"
*Bzzt*
Agent Prick: "Punks like you make me sick, think your above the arms of justice...but justice has long ar--"
*Bzzt*
20191120_223637 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "--ms. So say goodbye to everything but the deep cold space of Meteor One and the cell you'll soon call ho---"
*Bzzt*
Agent Prick: "By Our Creator, rookie, answer the damn communicater!"
Rookie cop: "Oh sorry sir"
20191120_223853 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Rookie: "This is Action Group Homewrecker, we copy."
Com: "Homewrecker is to await pickup and transport to coordinates for 'Operation Commandant Lassard', over"
20191120_224009 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Rookie: "Negative Com, outstanding subjects still at large, one in custody!"
Com: "I say again Homewrecker is to await pickup and transport to aforementioned coordinates! This comes down from the top brass! Extraction in tee minus sixty, over!"
Rookie: "Homewrecker confirms, extract in sixty."
Com: "Bring all arrests to main litigation. Com confirms Homewrecker copy. Com over and out."
20191120_224145 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Rookie: "Sir extract in 60."
Agent Prick: "I heard rookie, time to get off this shithole people extract inbound."
Cops: "Yessir!"
20191120_223219 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Tee minus 60...oh shit, Denna get me down there!"
Denna: "Right, transporting now"
20191120_224339 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "I've heard that rats on the Meteor only eat your legs so you still have your arms for breaking stones. But you'll find out soon enough, lawbreaker."
Captain Athon: "You're a regular ray of sunshine..."
20191120_224447 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Wait!! I'm unarmed. Look lets make a deal. No need for this to go any further!"
Agent Prick: "Well well the terrorist leader herself. And with a bargain nonetheless."
20191120_224606 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "So what are the terms here? Money, guns, that stick surgically removed from your ass? Whats it going to take here for all of us to go about our business?"
Agent Prick: "Well damn, that stick removal thing sounds tempting..."
20191120_224651 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "But I think I'll pass. You just don't get it do you? Let me spell it out for you. There will be no deals! Scumbags have run the universe for far too long, and their time is over. Imagine all the possible creators, now imagine if each one had only one cop. How many would that be? Hundreds? Thousands? Itd be an army to end all armies and I can't fathom why it hasn't been done before. But its happening now. The upcoming Rekonstruktion is soon enough and then we'll lock all of you pathetic wastes of glorious ABS up and throw away the key. You'll work as slaves to build new prisons and U.P.F. infrastructure while we collect the taxes from having you imprisoned in the first place. We'll be the most rich and powerful group to ever live in the Brikverse and we'll rule the law abiding with an iron fist! Weapons will be surrendered, rights compromised, and the system of balance will swing back to where it should have always been...with those upholding Justice!"
Director Lena: "And I suppose you expect the universe to just roll over for you?"
Agent Prick: "If it won't it will be grinded down to dust and blown to the four corners of the cosmos. Hell its already started elsewhere and thats where we're heading next"
*Tee minus 10*
Agent Prick: "Seems our rides here..."
20191120_224855 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Wait! Noooooo!"
20191120_225016 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Agent Prick: "Don't worry yourself. We'll be back soon enough to lock up the rest of you criminal scum and bring Justice back to a universe gone mad..."
*Tee minus 3*
Agent Prick: "We'll catch you later. Please resist arrest. Bwahahaha!"
20191120_225146 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Captain Athon: "Don't worry about me boss lady, these law dogs bark is worse then their bite! You just bring the thunder, Magda..."
*Tee minus 1*
20191120_225326 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "They're gone...dammit..."
20191120_225501 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blonde Bastard: "Whoa...that guys a major buzzkill dawg."
20191120_225641 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Helmeted Bastard: "No doubt famalam. And all that fire and brimstone about locking people up and making them slaves ain't cool at all."
20191120_225815 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blonde Bastard: "Look babe, we're totally sorry about trying to ruin your bash. Was a dick move on our part, sis."
Helmeted Bastard: "Yea...and supercop taking your boy was the dickest move ever. You got our respect, fam."
20191120_225959 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Blonde Bastard: "We'll totally pour out a little liquor for all those bros that are being held down"
Helmeted Bastard: "No doubt, broseph!"
20191120_230310 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Helmeted Bastard: "Look homechick, if you ever are around the campus of Juiced U, and hit the Dudehouse dorms, feel free to shoot us a text. My names Bullet, and this is my boy, Spud!"
Spud: "Pleased to meet and greet ya!"
Director Lena: "Thanks fellas...I appreciate it, wish we could have met under better circumstances. I promise that one day Ill buy you boys a round."
Bullet: "Sweet deal, but we're totally holding ya to it!"
Spud: "Fer shure"
Director Lena: "It's a date"
Spud and Bullet: "Sweet!"
20191120_230443 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Spud: "We should head back, dude. The boys don't know about these new cops and how hard nosed they are. We should let 'em know."
Bullet: "Thats the business dawg, remember where to find us."
Director Lena: "I will. Behave yourselves."
Spud: "Ha, no way. Well we're outtie sweet thing, catch you on the flipside hot stuff!"
Bullet: "Deuces, fam!"
Together: "Dudehouse!!!"
20191120_230500 by Dats Private, on Flickr
And the Smug Bastards are on their way in a blink
20191120_230706 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Cyn Ful: "Thank you lovlies! We had a blast playing for you beautiful figs tonight! Rememeber to check out our new album and definitely catch us on tour this next Rekonstruktion. We miss you already babies!!"
Building 4 Desruktion is wrapping things up.
Director Lena: "...and I missed the concert too? What a shitty night..."
The P.A.'s sqealch their last as the band departs
20191120_230829 by Dats Private, on Flickr
Director Lena: "Great. Space Undead, a militant army of cops and Jon got taken...what do we do?"
She sits down next to the hedges and contemplates for a few seconds
Director Lena: "Hang in there Captain! If these Universal Police want a war, they definitely got one! Time to bring the noise and show what the true Blacktronian Confederation is all about! Time for a fight!"
End "The Party"...