Binji Brikari

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Binji Brikari

Post by Arkbrik » Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:22 am

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"Let go of my beer, aschole!"

"Miss, you can't bring alcohol onto the school premises!"

"Lischen ere, janitor man, do you know who I work for - Oh, hi Binji."

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"Hi, miss Plasteragi. You're picking me up at school today?"

"Yesch, Binji. Your father wants to schee you."

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"My father..."

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"I've never met my father before..."

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"Your father Bendo Brikari isch the head of New Elemental Reality Design - NERD for schort. Thasch where we're going."

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"Binji."

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"Father... You wanted to see me?"

"Yes. ...Okay, I've seen you. Now leave."

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"Yes, father."

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"Soon reality will be remade. The ABS myth will be proven false. The elements will reign supreme. Everyone will see that I was right all along.

Binji is ready to play his part."

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Re: Binji Brikari

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:52 am

Get in the fucking Bionicle Binji.

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Re: Binji Brikari

Post by Archduke » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:18 am

This is perfection.
If you don't continue this, I will blow up the moon.
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Re: Binji Brikari

Post by Food_Truk » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:50 am

"Father... You wanted to see me?"

"Yes. ...Okay, I've seen you. Now leave."
:Shinji:

This is brilliant.
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Re: Binji Brikari

Post by RunsWithLegos » Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:43 am

THis set up is something else, I'll tell you what.

Great work, great Mocs, I can not stop chuckling at Bendo being a dick head.

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