Battle of the Square Woods

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Battle of the Square Woods

Post by Arkbrik » Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:21 am

Arkbrik: Time to put the Pwnies to the test... against the most powerful army in the universe.

KittyWithLEGO: Vergilius Raskolnikovs army, who by no means are the most powerful, but they where in the right place at the right time so they had to do.

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Arkbrik: This is where they clash, on a world covered in mysterious quadratic forests.

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KittyWithLEGO: A small portion of Raskolnikovs army has shown up, because they had nothing better to do.

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Arkbrik: The greatest heroes of Pwniekind, who will conquer this world for the glory of Ekvestria.

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The Pwnies advance into the forest. Scarcity and Dixie try some magic on the palm but they fail.

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KittyWithLEGO:One of Raskolnikovs men shoots at Scarcity, she tries to stop the bullets with magic, but fails and dies.

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The failed magic makes Offensiv Hooves fly into a nearby tree, breaking it in a huge explosion.

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A missile is shot at Applesmack, both her and Big Wackingtosh gets hurt.

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Arkbrik: Flutterdie kamikazes into the ground in front of Raskolnikov's army. She fails, as in survives.

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Applesmack charges into the missile launcher woman; both die from the impact.

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Big Wackingtosh rams a couple soldiers. One of them dies.

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The Great and Powerful Dixie lifts the tank with her magic...

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...and drops it again. Two soldiers are crushed.

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KittyWithLEGO: Another soldier picks up the missilelauncher and fires. He misses and hits the tank, wich luckily takes no damage.

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The guy with the flametrower shoots at everypwny and sets fire to Big Wackingtosh.

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Flutterdie is finaly shot down.

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Arkbrik: Big Wackingtosh charges off burning and screaming, tearing through two soldiers.

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Dixie fires a superpowered magic bolt at the missile launcher dude, killing him.

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KittyWithLEGO: Big Wackintosh is shot down, leaving his corpse in a flaming state.

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The tank bravely shoots the wrong guy and hits the man with the flametrower, who barely survives.

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Arkbrik: Dixie tries to chuck the tank pilot at another soldier. But she is still tired from lifting the tank, pops a blood vessel in her brain, and drops the guy halfways.

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KittyWithLEGO: The tank kills one of the other soldiers by misstake, he takes it well.

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The guy with the flametrower fires at Dixie and burns her hair.

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Arkbrik: So Dixie rushes into the flame guy, killing him...

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...then burns to death.

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KittyWithLEGO: The man with tank proudly watches over the dead corpes of his friends and enemies.

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Final Analysis, the magic rules worked great, i like how it can go horribly wrong if you're unlucky, it should be dangerous to mess with magic.

Arkbrik: We managed to figure out the fire rules in this battle, and they weren't that hard once you understood them. Burning charges are awesome.

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Re: Battle of the Square Woods

Post by SirCheese » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:04 am

Very good report, I liked the magic effects and abilities.
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Re: Battle of the Square Woods

Post by Killer Karetsu » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:43 am

That's a nice mess of pwnys and minifigs you made there :twisted:
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Re: Battle of the Square Woods

Post by BFenix » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:24 pm

The Pwnies hordes were defeated! HURRAH! :zig:
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Re: Battle of the Square Woods

Post by Colette » Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:43 pm

I found myself rooting for Vergilius Raskolnikov. Truly the pwny menace must be inherently evil if they can make me support such an insane dictator.
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Re: Battle of the Square Woods

Post by Silverdream » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:50 pm

Carnage for the carnage god! Let our fields be feritlized with the blood of tyranny and the tears of the youth.
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Re: Battle of the Square Woods

Post by Arkbrik » Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:37 pm

Colette wrote:I found myself rooting for Vergilius Raskolnikov. Truly the pwny menace must be inherently evil if they can make me support such an insane dictator.
:twisted: Just as planned.

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Re: Battle of the Square Woods

Post by morganm » Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:28 pm

Those Pwny's got no less than they deserved.... :twisted:

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Re: Battle of the Square Woods

Post by Brikficiendo » Sat Aug 10, 2013 4:55 pm

Glorious. That's all there is to say. :twisted:
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