Oscar the Strong: mgb519
Muscles over-exerted from tearing a mast off a ship and swinging it around like a hammer in Super Smash Bros, Oscar cannot muster up the strength to lift the mast back up again.
Baron Ivan: Kalvinator
The Baron makes it up to deck, and exchanges greeting with the Captain.
This guy fails to throw the discarded spike farther than his shadow.
The guy loots pants and an axe off of the dead Hollow officer, but then tosses the axe over the side accidently.
In the third fail of the turn, Lydia re-surfaces on the wrong side of the ship, and is unable to reach the Ork Captain.
The Crew of the Miles: Zupponn
Hollow: "One last time men, we shall go to davy jone's locker itself to bring back the Iron Captain! Waaaaaaagh!"
The Crew of the Miles has left the game!
Captain Sparrork and crew: Apollyon
Captain Sparrork decides that the "half-naked knight" has killed enough of his deckhands and decides to do something about it!
He begins an impressive sprint, running from the ship's wheel to the mast-bludgeon, before leaping onto it and doing a balancing act.
Unfortunately, the blood-slick mast doesn't give much traction, and the Captain slips off and lands face-first in the bowels of the poop-deck swabber.
Umbra the Unyielding: Falk
Sir Ornstein: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA