"De Rode DuvelⒷ" Meat Grinder, an invention from Quantum Inc.

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"De Rode DuvelⒷ" Meat Grinder, an invention from Quantum Inc.

Post by Food_Truk » Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:50 pm

Political enemies crowding your prisons? Experiments or secret soldier program leaving you with too many undesirable results yearning for freedom? Or maybe you've finally decided to turn your unwanted children into next month's food supply? We at Quantum Inc. have the perfect thing for you!

Introducing "De Rode DuvelⒷ" Meat Grinder! (Thanks for the inspiration, motorhead fan!)

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And so Ragn kicked Harry Potter into the meat grinder.
Harry: "WAIT A MINUTE NO ONE WILL GET WHAT'S GOING ON! THINK OF THE PLOT!"
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Ragn: "Don't care, I promised I'd test this thing on children first."
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Loud British screaming can be heard as the grinder's blades whirl and crush the wizard boy's body...
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...And the grinder coughs up the remains of The Boy Who Lived.
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Four grinding wheels (placed in a way to allow minifigs to pass through and reach the bottom) separate the product, preparing it for the next step.
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...Which is the blender at the bottom, finely grinding up the leftovers. (Used a spinning 2x2 floor plate at the bottom, allowing the blender to actually turn for style points.)
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(Another shot of the blender with the access door open, allowing you to fish out the minifig easily afterwards.)
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(Here's how I made it work. A little platform filled with remains and a 1x4 flat with two 1x2 smooth 'roof' pieces that blocks the remains from being pulled out, instead falling to the bottom.)
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Re: "De Rode DuvelⒷ" Meat Grinder, an invention from Quantum Inc.

Post by Spectral » Mon Apr 13, 2020 2:13 pm

holy shit this is golden.
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Re: "De Rode DuvelⒷ" Meat Grinder, an invention from Quantum Inc.

Post by Red_SPAMbot » Mon Apr 13, 2020 3:31 pm

:tiger: :tiger: :tiger: You need a barbers chair on top, and a meat pie shop on the bottom!
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Post by Food_Truk » Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:01 pm

Red_SPAMbot wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 3:31 pm
:tiger: :tiger: :tiger: You need a barbers chair on top, and a meat pie shop on the bottom!
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I am actually planning on expanding it into a whole factory production line that ends in little fast food shops with enthusiastic employees serving you the most delicious patties and fried stuff ever!

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Re: "De Rode DuvelⒷ" Meat Grinder, an invention from Quantum Inc.

Post by Zahru II » Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:06 pm

Hey that's pretty fun! Looks like it wouldn't take much to mod it so that the gore tray moves in tandem when you turn the crank.
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Re: "De Rode DuvelⒷ" Meat Grinder, an invention from Quantum Inc.

Post by Food_Truk » Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:13 pm

Zahru II wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:06 pm
Hey that's pretty fun! Looks like it wouldn't take much to mod it so that the gore tray moves in tandem when you turn the crank.
Now that you mention it, I think I even got the right parts for that as well. I just want to see if I can get the crank gears to move together with one crank too. Maybe if I do a diagonal slope entrance for the minifig so they can slide under the gears for the 'grinding' visual effect.

Then again, I could also remove the chunk with the cranked gears and replace it with just visuals so the only real interacting piece is the guts slide. Would make the model nice and compact without losing its purpose.

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Re: "De Rode DuvelⒷ" Meat Grinder, an invention from Quantum Inc.

Post by motorhead fan » Tue Apr 14, 2020 10:48 am

I can't believe you actually made this! It's so awesome, the rode Duvel streets will be paved with these!

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Re: "De Rode DuvelⒷ" Meat Grinder, an invention from Quantum Inc.

Post by Food_Truk » Tue Apr 14, 2020 11:22 am

motorhead fan wrote:
Tue Apr 14, 2020 10:48 am
I can't believe you actually made this! It's so awesome, the rode Duvel streets will be paved with these!
I guess I'm easily coaxed, plus it was a good way to spend second Astarte day. I already have a concept in mind for a phone booth-sized model, easier to put on a street corner. (Plus, Futurama reference!)

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