
Prince Richie: Finally, after a long and arduous journey through Kreepy Kanyon...

Prince Richie: We've arrived in Batsylvania! Now onward men! Seize this crumbling castle for the glory of your glamorous and wealthy Prince!
Prosperian Sergeant: The gold paint is chipping off your sword again, sir.

Meanwhile, Captain Fluffypuppy surveys the fort he is honor-bound to defend.
Cpt Fluffypuppy: Bark bark bark! Woof!
Skeleton soldier: I see them, sir. They won't get past us.
Meanwhile....

Bubblegum Banshee Sorceress: Bubble, Bubble, Chad's in trouble, I'm going to punch him in his sexy stubble...

Bubblegum Banshee Knight: Brittney! Quit cursing your exes and get down here. Prosperia's invading again.
Bubblegum Sorceress: Oh my gawd, again? They were just here like last friday!
Meanwhile....

Katana Kate: Have they noticed us yet?
Athena: No, but it's only a matter of time before my ostentatious helmet gives us away.
Katana Kate: Maybe you should wait downstairs.

Heavy Metal Hetta: Report!
Alice: The Banshees are definitely here. No sign of the Queen B yet, though.
Lady Emela: Revenge is a dish best served by a mace to the face. We'll show those Bubble Bitches what happens when you try and match with a Harrier's boy toy on Tindr!
Meanwhile....

Horsie Trainer: Good morning Tilly, good morning Black Beauty. Are you ladies hungry? Ready for some breakfast?
Horsies: Grrrrowlrrrrrr....
Welcome to the Battle for the Krumbly Castle! Prince Richie's royal knights are attempting to capture the old fort to establish a foothold into the spoopy land of Batsylvania. After all, there's gotta be some damsels in distress or at least some cool loot somewhere right?

There are five factions available:
The Knights of Prosperia: Four knights, three armored knights, two crossbowmen, and the hero Prince Richie with the douchey prince cliche. Objective: capture the Krumbly Kastle! Food_Truk
The Heavy Metal Harriers: Five warrior maidens, two armored maidens, and the hero Heavy Metal Hetta with the badass tank cliche. Objective: teach the Bubblegum banshees a lesson! Bookwyrm
The Skeleton Army: Six soldiers, three archers, three armored skellies, and the hero Captain Fluffypuppy with the werewolf cliche. Objective: defend the Krumbly Kastle from all invaders Infinity
The Bubblegum Banshees: Four Bubblegum knights and one Bubblegum sorceress. Objective: Allied with the skeletons, defend the castle from invaders! Zupponn
The Horse Trainer and his horsies (?): A weird dude and his two horses. Objective: feed hungry horsies. SirZaphod
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