Deep in the noob system, a powerful spacecraft is veering out of control. It is heading directly towards the small planet Kight. There is very little chance of it surviving the trip. Miraculously, the shuttle crashes in the middle of the desert. Clearly, it is meant to land there.
A few days later, a team of soldiers were sent out to locate the disturbance.
Suddenly, a crazed skeleton jumps out of the cockpit.
He lands with a thud. When the dust settles, the soldiers get there first good look at their opponent.
He rushes towards Huntsley, but misses his attack.
Will swings his sword and hits! Unfortunately, it has no effect on this strange being.
Huntsley jumps on top of one of the cars.
Yellow opens the trunk of the second car, and Ron hops into the driver's seat.
Realizing that he cannot hit Huntsley, the stranger turns his attention to the sword-wielding fool.
Unfortunately for the skeleton, Yellow grabs a machete out of the car.
Ron makes a U-turn, heading right for the creature.
The murderous beast jumps onto Ron's hood with Yellow and Will following close behind.
The creature stabs Ron, earning the first kill of the fight.
Will and Yellow attack Warhead, but hit each other's swords.
The flame-headed monster breaks Yellow's ribcage with the back of his weapon.
Then, in the middle of the day, with the sun in the sky, Huntsley turns into a werewolf.
Unfortunately (for Huntsley) Will's windpipe has been severed by the killer's weapon.
Huntsley jumps on to the car and the skeleton hits him with Will's body. It's uneffective.
So, Huntsley chooses to degrade his dead teammate more, by whacking the creature with Will's body. Again, pointless.
The skeleton warrior turns toward Huntsley.
"Suck it Wolfie."
The victor climbs to the top of the car in glory.
Winner: Warhead shard, obviously.
Deaths: Four for Four.
lol j/k
