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The Sombrero Shark bellows a challenge at the pirate. (Can sharks bellow? )
"Thank you for holding this cutlass for me, kind sir!"
"Challenge...
"Accepted!" The pirate hurls his cutlass at Sombrero Shark.
It hits, but fails to kill.
"Here, Polly!"
"BRAWK!"
"Does Polly want a cracker?"
"Brawk, No, Polly wants BLOOD!"
Sombrero Shark lifts a barrel full of gunpowder and throws...
...right before realizing he forgot to light a fuse.
He picks up the only loaded musket on top of the island.
He takes aim and pulls the trigger...
PFFFFFTZ. Unfortunately, the powder in this musket is damp. Not having much luck, is he?
The pirate advances. "Kill, Polly, kill!"
"BRAWWWKKKKK!!!!" Moving so quickly all the camera caught was a blur, Polly the Death-Parrot sets upon Sombrero Shark.
Incredibly, Polly's razor-sharp beak and claws overcome Sombrero Shark, bringing the unnatural man-fish to the ground.
"Tastes like chicken, Brawk!"
FISH-PEOPLE ELIMINATED!
PIRATES ARE VICTORIOUS!
"Hmm, perhaps some redecoration is in order..."
"Much better!"
"This be my island, now..."
"...And I be the captain! Now, to find a crew..."
"BRAWK!"
"Besides you, ya homicidal chicken."
Overwatch of the carnage.
Table o' Kills
Royal Marines: 7 (ELIMINATED)
Natives: 2 (ELIMINATED)
Pirates: 9 (VICTORIOUS!)
US Navy: 2 (ELIMINATED)
Frogmen: 1(ELIMINATED)
Fish-People: 3 (ELIMINATED)
That's it for the Battle for the Random Island, I hope you all enjoyed it!
Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)
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Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
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"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)
this was amazing! i loved the small scale of it
to bad i failed
to bad i failed
Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)
...Bloodthisty parrot. I applaud you sir.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
This be our island now! Yaaarrr!!!
This be our island now! Yaaarrr!!!
Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)
Good game, and a good end to it. I totally predicted that this would happen (Minus the bloodthristy parrot)
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)
The parrot was my idea.mgb519 wrote:Good game, and a good end to it. I totally predicted that this would happen (Minus the bloodthristy parrot)
Thanks for the great game IX_Legion!
Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)
This went much better than I expected from such a small scale battle. Well done.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)
Thanks, I'm just glad it all went smoothly.
Polly the Death-Parrot will definitely be showing up again.
Polly the Death-Parrot will definitely be showing up again.
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
-Valkyrie (the movie)
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)
"Here, Polly!"
"BRAWK!"
"Does Polly want a cracker?"
"Brawk, No, Polly wants BLOOD!"
This was so rich
"BRAWK!"
"Does Polly want a cracker?"
"Brawk, No, Polly wants BLOOD!"
This was so rich