Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)

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Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)

Postby IX_Legion » Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:15 pm

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The Sombrero Shark bellows a challenge at the pirate. (Can sharks bellow? :phil: )

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"Thank you for holding this cutlass for me, kind sir!"

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"Challenge...

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"Accepted!" The pirate hurls his cutlass at Sombrero Shark.

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It hits, but fails to kill.

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"Here, Polly!"
"BRAWK!"
"Does Polly want a cracker?"
"Brawk, No, Polly wants BLOOD!"

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Sombrero Shark lifts a barrel full of gunpowder and throws...

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...right before realizing he forgot to light a fuse. :fu:

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He picks up the only loaded musket on top of the island.

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He takes aim and pulls the trigger...

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PFFFFFTZ. Unfortunately, the powder in this musket is damp. Not having much luck, is he?

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The pirate advances. "Kill, Polly, kill!"

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"BRAWWWKKKKK!!!!" Moving so quickly all the camera caught was a blur, Polly the Death-Parrot sets upon Sombrero Shark.

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Incredibly, Polly's razor-sharp beak and claws overcome Sombrero Shark, bringing the unnatural man-fish to the ground.
"Tastes like chicken, Brawk!"

FISH-PEOPLE ELIMINATED!

PIRATES ARE VICTORIOUS!


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"Hmm, perhaps some redecoration is in order..."

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"Much better!"

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"This be my island, now..."

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"...And I be the captain! Now, to find a crew..."
"BRAWK!"
"Besides you, ya homicidal chicken."

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Overview of the carnage.

Table o' Kills
Royal Marines: 7 (ELIMINATED)
Natives: 2 (ELIMINATED)
Pirates: 9 (VICTORIOUS!)
US Navy: 2 (ELIMINATED)
Frogmen: 1(ELIMINATED)
Fish-People: 3 (ELIMINATED)

That's it for the Battle for the Random Island, I hope you all enjoyed it!
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:

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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)

Postby RunsWithLegos » Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:38 pm

this was amazing! i loved the small scale of it
to bad i failed
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)

Postby Thesson » Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:47 pm

...Bloodthisty parrot. I applaud you sir.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)

Postby Zupponn » Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:52 pm

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

This be our island now! Yaaarrr!!!
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)

Postby mgb519 » Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:55 pm

Good game, and a good end to it. I totally predicted that this would happen (Minus the bloodthristy parrot)
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)

Postby Zupponn » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:09 pm

mgb519 wrote:Good game, and a good end to it. I totally predicted that this would happen (Minus the bloodthristy parrot)

The parrot was my idea. :D

Thanks for the great game IX_Legion!
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)

Postby sjosten » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:32 am

This went much better than I expected from such a small scale battle. Well done.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)

Postby IX_Legion » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:35 am

Thanks, I'm just glad it all went smoothly.

Polly the Death-Parrot will definitely be showing up again. :twisted:
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 8 (ENDGAME)

Postby BFenix » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:44 pm

"Here, Polly!"
"BRAWK!"
"Does Polly want a cracker?"
"Brawk, No, Polly wants BLOOD!"


This was so rich :lol:
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